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Topic: Anybody for cake?😁 *Just for fun*
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Aries23Degrees
Knowflake Posts: 10776
From: South Africa
Registered: Dec 2012
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posted May 22, 2024 09:24 AM
  
The office has been gifted with a cake🎂 🎊. ♎(being the fair-minded one) is tasked to cut the cake and worries whether all the pieces cut are equal.😥 ♊(seeing an opportunity to get 2 instead of 1) tries to sweet talk ♎ into giving them two pieces😏 ♑(who believes in the "top- down" approach) thinks management should get their servings first before others do. It's protocol.☝🏿 ♒ (who believes in the "down-top" approach) thinks "f*** that", management can afford their own cake. So they should get their pieces last. Put the REAL workers first. 😤 ♈ doesn't care for all that , so long as they get their piece first. They are already waiting with plate in hand.😋 ♌(who has their eye on the one piece bigger than the others), points to their portion and instructs ♎ "Young lady. Keep that one piece for me".😩 ♉(seeing that the cake is made of Swiss choc) wants the part with the beautiful decorations. ♍(who is lactose intolerant ) wants the part of the cake piece with the least chocolate. And will even cut/leave those parts on the side because the added sugar is just 🤢 for them ♋ and ♓ both worry if the cake is going to be enough for everyone at the office. So ♋ (wanting nobody to feel left out)shares their piece whilst ♓ ( always the silently designated martyr) gives up their piece altogether for someone else more "deserving"🙌🏿 ♏(naturally suspicious) declines their piece. The cake (to them) looks "sus". They are not entirely trusting of where it comes from. 🧐 And ♐(who loves to have "more") not only eats their piece, but munches down ♏'s piece too. As they simply can't let good cake go to waste😎 IP: Logged |
teasel
Knowflake Posts: 27320
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posted May 22, 2024 03:47 PM
Aries was the one up at 2am, making the cake.  At least, that's me. IP: Logged |
DualGemV2
Knowflake Posts: 1210
From: Toronto, Ontario
Registered: Aug 2016
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posted May 22, 2024 04:25 PM
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Originally posted by Aries23Degrees:♊(seeing an opportunity to get 2 instead of 1) tries to sweet talk ♎ into giving them two pieces😏
Nah, I'd be more interested in observing how all my coworkers react to the cake and learn as much as I can from how everyone interacts. I'm still working remotely, seeing my colleagues in person for a cake gifting would be a good chance to observe and learn. Note: Anyone that works remotely will agree with me that the teams calling and msg sound are the sounds of terror: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbb-XSvX4pg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62JLw7lVZfU
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Randall
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From: I hold a Juris Doctorate (J.D.) and a Legum Magister (LL.M.)!
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 22, 2024 07:28 PM
I don't care what y'all do. I just want to eat a huge slice of cake and have seconds and thirds. Carry on. *wipes icing off face and brushes crumbs off shirt*  IP: Logged |
Librapurr
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Registered: Jul 2019
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posted May 23, 2024 11:44 AM
Yeah, Virgo needs a vegan, all natural, gluten-free cake. But it will have the most chocolate if it’s the superb quality made by monks😊
Libra as being fair and Capricorn square gives management pieces of cake away to the people. Aqua should help.
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Randall
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posted June 06, 2024 05:00 PM
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Dumuzi
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Registered: Oct 2018
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posted June 09, 2024 08:56 AM
damn, i'm not lactose intolerant but there's plenty of other health issue reasons i can't eat cake. 😔 i spend a fair amount of time cooking and baking for other people, and i can't have any of it (or directly touch some of the stuff, breathe it in etc.) need to skip out on virgo placements next life or something. IP: Logged |
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