posted June 19, 2009 06:10 AM         

We knowflakes are great at brainstorming to help our fellow knowflakes. So, first I'll lay down the information I already know about you.....

*you live in Leeds.

*you like horses(?)

*you are between jobs

Okay, that's a good start.....Now according to wikipedia, Leeds has a population of 761,100. That's enough to find one person to date and snog. So, what's happening here? Maybe Leeds is too landlocked. Move closer to the sea air - people may be perkier and less 'countryfied', perhaps(?) ducks for cover for this gross assumption

I noticed when I was in London, men had really short hair - shaved with a No.2 blade. Is this the macho look? What does your hair style look like?

I also noticed a lot of men had tattoos on their arms. Is this another macho cultural English practice? Do you have tattoos?

What type of women would you like to date? Sadly, I must say this, but women prefer employed men. It's proven in research - it has something to do with that primal thing about men bringing home the bacon.

Is there anything you need to do (apart from stopping arguing online), to increase your chances of a snog? What are your barriers to a snog? Why did you say you need to leave Leeds for a chance at a snog?

I don't like the idea of you not having a snog. Everyone deserves a good snog!!!

posted June 19, 2009 08:38 AM         

Was it that you were practicing/testing your astrological beliefs?

Oh well, I was just thinking about you. I hope you don't think I should be ashamed!

posted June 19, 2009 03:57 PM         

kick-it is the original person who called koi a slapper, if anyone is interested in ll history or trivia.

spanky spunnkini butler was the second.