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posted June 30, 2009 07:43 AM         

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Deux

Need some help?

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posted June 30, 2009 07:49 AM         

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Kitty Chan pu$$y!

I once met a woman who had spent some time in prison in the Middle East. She told me that bananas were never served whole there. End of story.

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posted June 30, 2009 07:58 AM         

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Thanks Deux, for eliminating and entire food group permanently from my diet.

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posted June 30, 2009 07:59 AM         

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Which food group: go, grow or glow?

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posted June 30, 2009 08:05 AM         

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Where do you buy those vagina costumes?

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posted June 30, 2009 08:07 AM         

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I guess to be safe you have to make your own. Advice: Never ever wear a 2nd hand vag1na suit.

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posted June 30, 2009 08:09 AM         

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Don't worry about buying one bm. You can just borrow one from my wardrobe. Just, you know, dry clean before you return. I don't want to be involved in any Lewinsky/Clinton type wardrobe scandals. And, umm, you can keep the used tissue....... and cigar.

No, I did not have sexual relations with that Mr Penis Head Inflatable Doll.

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posted June 30, 2009 08:10 AM         

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Deux

But this is Australia. Where do I find a virgin......... suit?

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posted June 30, 2009 08:12 AM         

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Deux

The food group that doesn't require any flossing.

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posted June 30, 2009 08:13 AM         

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I have an objection to that pen1s suit! Why are the ding dongs of the same size, shape and color? Does it mean "you've seen one, you've seen them all"?

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posted June 30, 2009 08:15 AM         

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Well, Deux, you pose a very philosophical question. I mean, between us women - yes, you've seen one you've seen them all. When it comes to men, "oh, honey, it's so biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig".

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posted June 30, 2009 08:17 AM         

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The ultimate man - who knows how to please many women simultaneously.

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posted June 30, 2009 08:19 AM         

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OMG! (<--- I don't say this very often.)

Deux *speechless*

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posted June 30, 2009 08:21 AM         

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posted June 30, 2009 10:58 AM         

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Oh my... took me a minute, but THAT'S NOT A BUNNY!!

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posted June 30, 2009 05:24 PM         

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You are more evolved than me, I have been known to throw little sulks if denied my way.

2 weeks without is my limit before I start to get cranky. It's not my fault, it's my Venus/Mars. I didn't do anything.

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I might have it in me to sulk or complain. I don't know if I've ever been with someone through a really horny transit and not gotten sex. Ultimately, I would like to be with someone who has a decent sex drive to be sated.

I saw on a morning news program once a few couples who experimented with having sex every day for a year. Both parties in the couple enjoyed it a lot. It magically helped them relate better, and get over issues easier. (Doesn't take me much imagination to see how that would be true) I would be up for trying that [of course ]!

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posted June 30, 2009 06:14 PM         

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*sigh*

It sounds very appealing.

Shouldn't this be a new governmental recommendation? One-a-day. Forget the fruit and veg.

The flaw in the theory is that it doesn't work if you don't see each other every day. That doesn't happen in my life now nor for a long time. The need to earn a living does intrude on the one-a-day is good for you thing.

If only we were so rich we didn't have to worry about such matters, or details such as large oceans. We could run away to Pitcairn Island and eat coconuts and lay around all day.

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posted June 30, 2009 06:50 PM         

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Yes, I think it should be. Wouldn't that be a different world?

Here's an article about it:
Yes, Dear. Tonight Again.

I guess that neither couple felt the need to continue with the daily routine beyond their goal, but both couples felt like they learned something from the experience.

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If only we were so rich we didn't have to worry about such matters, or details such as large oceans. We could run away to Pitcairn Island and eat coconuts and lay around all day.

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Mmmm...pesky oceans..

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posted June 30, 2009 06:59 PM         

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PA - you're adorable - thank you for making me laugh (on more than one occassion, in different threads!!!)

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posted June 30, 2009 07:02 PM         

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I have an objection to that pen1s suit! Why are the ding dongs of the same size, shape and color? Does it mean "you've seen one, you've seen them all"?

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Deux - Wha? Do you mean that ding dongs come in different sizes, shapes and colours????? Where have I been?????

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posted July 01, 2009 02:24 AM         

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She's right about not letting things slide, it does happen. Not to me yet, but I won't be hitting one-a-day any time soon, at least if I did I don't think mr bm would be very pleased. He works away a lot (but never for longer than two weeks at a time, ha, ha).

The gift? Funny expression, but if it works for her, good luck.

I have every respect for people who are happy to go without for months and years. I think the point here is finding a balance between two people. Says Libra Moon.

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posted July 01, 2009 02:31 AM         

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Haha - you're such a Libra Moon!! You're an enigma, bluemoon, with that Moon and Asc!!! You're adorable too!!

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posted July 01, 2009 04:38 AM         

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HAHAHAHA PA

OMG that pink non-bunny suit is hysterical!

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posted July 01, 2009 05:18 AM         

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You mean, it's really NOT a bunny suit?

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posted July 06, 2009 12:08 AM         

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bluemoon bait, once again

I'm having trouble letting go!!!

Don't leave us, oh wonderful moderator!!!

Oh, okay then, I'll stop being whingy and pushy. You have to do what you have to do.

Remember us and remember to visit once in a while.....

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