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blue moon
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posted July 29, 2009 04:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blue moon     Edit/Delete Message

Not sure at all about this new fashion for going out in public wearing a leotard.

No, that's not quite true. I am sure.

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PeaceAngel
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posted July 29, 2009 04:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
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Perhaps you've been married for too long. How else do single girls get male attention - without showing their snatch or their t1ts?

Oh!

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blue moon
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posted July 29, 2009 05:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blue moon     Edit/Delete Message
Hmm, not worn a leotard in a while, maybe I should try?

I think it might spread my bosom in an unflattering manner.

But, it is raining heavily here, and I need to nip out to the Post Office. Maybe a turquoise sequined leotard and a princess tiara is just the kind of outfit to cheer everyone up.

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posted July 29, 2009 05:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Well, you never know when walking down the street what your chances are of running into Sean Bean or James Purefoy. And, well, a girl needs to be prepared. My vote is just skip the leotard all together. Bound to get noticed that way. And provide quite a few smiles.

Love the tiara.

Or, the less obvious path would be to do the whole Madonna thing. I mean, wearing leotards doesn't have to be s1utty.

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posted July 29, 2009 05:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
PS - nice to see Jordan clothed for a change.

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blue moon
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posted July 29, 2009 05:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blue moon     Edit/Delete Message
By this time of the morning the Sun is timed out on servers. BoredAtWork is feeling the pain.

So I can't direct you to the story about Guy Ritchie, feeling the arms of a young lady in a bid, so the journalist suggests, of avoiding "Madonna's scary alternative to bingo wings."

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