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katatonic
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posted August 02, 2009 03:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for katatonic     Edit/Delete Message
email from a friend:

A holy man was having a conversation with God one day and said,
'God, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'
God led the holy man to two doors.

He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.

In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished.

They were holding spoons with very long handles, that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.

But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

God said, 'You have seen Hell.'

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.

There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water.

The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, 'I don't understand..'

It is simple,' said God . 'It requires but one skill.

You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.'

this came with forwarding instructions, pass on if you like it!

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Deux*Antares
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posted August 02, 2009 03:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Deux*Antares     Edit/Delete Message

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MyVirgoMask
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posted August 03, 2009 02:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MyVirgoMask     Edit/Delete Message
Love it.

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Node
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posted August 03, 2009 07:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Node     Edit/Delete Message
thanks!

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DD
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posted August 03, 2009 11:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for DD     Edit/Delete Message
Kata,

I remember where I heard that for the first time. It was in "Wisdom of the crocodiles", one of the very first films I ever saw Jude in.

How fitting!

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katatonic
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posted August 03, 2009 12:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for katatonic     Edit/Delete Message
yes, DD, i agree! another synchronicity to add to my HUGE list!! i'm sure it has been going around for awhile, it was forwarded to me in my email by one of my sisters..

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