posted August 21, 2009 12:31 PM         

who wouldn't break out in a pulsating golden glow for you? i know i would.

posted August 21, 2009 03:32 PM         

I wilt into a puddle of shame
The universe is shamed by my presence
I have brought shame on my entire ancestral line
Future generations are shamed by my presence in their ancestral line

Oh the humiliation
I am humiliated by my own presence
My mane wilts in humiliation
The universe is humiliated by my presence
Past generations are humiliated by my presence in their ancestral line
Future generations will bear the humiliation of my presence in their ancestral line

Oh the curse

The universe has cursed me
I curse myself
Past generations of ancestors would curse me if they could
Future generations in my ancestral line will curse me

The universe has handed me a lemon
I don't know how to make lemonade

Women scorn me for my lack of passion and dynamism
Dogs growl at me and show their teeth
Cats arch their backs and hiss and spit when I pass by

All this shame and humiliation because I missed the light shuttle for my return trip to this mud-ball merry-go-round

Still, the going away party was grand
The women were beautiful and simpatico
The Martinis were icy
The olives were crisp and crunchy
The music was heavenly

Time flies when you're having fun

Still, I must bear the blame for arriving back 8 months too late to be a Mars in Scorpio and wound up being a plain, stick in the mud, passionless, static Mars in Aries.

Oh the shame

posted August 21, 2009 06:31 PM         

Oh no!!!
Jwhop, I could have sworn it was you. I must be confusing you with someone else. Pinkfairy? Petron? Magus maybe? Well, mars in aries is very ... ahhh ... powerful too, isn't it? Don't be ashamed. Your poem made me laugh and so, therefore, you are redeemed and your manhood restored. No more wilting manes. A wilting mane is such a sorry sight.

posted August 23, 2009 06:29 AM         

39 with how many years experience?
Ah, it doesn't matter. All that matters is that you have mastered 39... (not the same as 69, but maybe you've mastered that too..? I dunno, but I will assume so)

posted August 23, 2009 10:11 PM         

shura
Quinnie
Lionseye

Well shura, your screen name is not familiar though your manner is.
Happy to have made you laugh...so you could restore my manhood.

Lionseye, you're giving away strategies from the Leo handbook. What gives?

Yes, you were late...but you are forgiven....for being bad.

Thanks again everyone. It was a nice birthday. I went to the beach and had it mostly to myself. Water temperature is 88*F. All I needed for a warm bath was my bubble bath and my rubber ducky.