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posted September 07, 2009 09:33 AM         

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"Check out the lack of tail - I ate it last time it was raining and I couldn't be bothered going to the shops to buy some sprouts"

priceless

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posted September 07, 2009 09:34 AM         

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posted September 07, 2009 09:36 AM         

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posted September 07, 2009 09:36 AM         

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Cats should learn how to re-grow their tails.

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posted September 07, 2009 09:37 AM         

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Hey DD! Good to see you.

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posted September 07, 2009 09:38 AM         

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Damn straight Deux. You can tell that the world was created by a male figure.

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posted September 07, 2009 09:40 AM         

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A bit off-topic:

I ate my first hotdog at 13 years old.
(late-bloomer)

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posted September 07, 2009 09:40 AM         

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Some animals can do it. Cats are just lazy. Insolence, I say.

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posted September 07, 2009 09:42 AM         

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Better late than never, eh, Deux?

Would you like fries with your order?

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posted September 07, 2009 09:47 AM         

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I find it weird that I can eat (adult) roast pig but not suckling roast pig(let).

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posted September 07, 2009 09:49 AM         

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i dont have a pussy i can't eat it; i could try eating a pussy but i've never done it and i'm not sure i would do it properly. i guess the preparation of the pussy has to be right; a whole new cuisine for me.

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posted September 07, 2009 09:52 AM         

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Pire

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posted September 07, 2009 09:53 AM         

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I like going off-topic:

I wonder who first thought/decided that piggy banks should be modeled after pigs? Why not kitty banks or doggie banks?

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posted September 07, 2009 09:54 AM         

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Oh pire, that's just sad. Perhaps someone has a spare pussy that they can give you. If anyone is willing to make a donation..... Any ideas?

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posted September 07, 2009 09:55 AM         

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Dilemma Deux? Homer knows how to fix it.

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posted September 07, 2009 09:57 AM         

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THen there's the other alternative. The Other White Meat Box?

Of course, fanny means something else in Oz. Relates more to the topic of cats, et al.

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posted September 07, 2009 09:59 AM         

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And because, well, really, we don't know how to stay on-thread anyhow..........

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posted September 07, 2009 10:00 AM         

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God you know Pire, if ever you're thinking of eating pussies in the future *crosses fingers and looks to the sky, hubba hubba Pire's a hottie* I will gladly offer mine up for bite.

I am nice like that. Humble. All heart.

Don't be swayed by Blue Moon's pussy. It smells of Mackeral Whiskas and she's got enough French people paying attention to it already.

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posted September 07, 2009 10:01 AM         

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Proof that cigarette smoking is not really bad.
After all, tobacco = plants.

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posted September 07, 2009 10:02 AM         

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DISCLAIMER

I would like to add that no animals were harmed in the making of this thread.

The Usual Suspects Disclaimer Policy for your perusal:

Because we care.

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posted September 07, 2009 10:03 AM         

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Yeah, I got an idea for pire.

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posted September 07, 2009 10:05 AM         

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posted September 07, 2009 10:07 AM         

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That's beautiful bm. Spread the love.

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posted September 07, 2009 10:07 AM         

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Who wants to ride him?

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posted September 07, 2009 10:07 AM         

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I want one of these. Would fit in perfectly.

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