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Topic: Top Ten Excuses for avoiding Sex
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blue moon
Knowflake Posts: 1344
From: U.K
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 15, 2009 04:49 PM
 
1. Too tired2. I'm not in the mood 3. I've got a headache 4. I've got to get up in the morning 5. I'm pre-occupied with work 6. I'm angry with you 7. I can hear one of the children 8. You need a shower 9. I've got a bad back 10. Too soon in our relationship http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1213591/Not-tonight-dear-Im-tired-Headache-slips-list-reasons-avoid-sex.html
Yes, I know, you're a dynamo, and irresistable, I didn't mean you
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Spanky Butler
Knowflake Posts: 785
From: Australia
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 15, 2009 05:28 PM
BM,I must confess to using excuses 1,2,3,most definitely 6,7,8 ew & number 9. I haven't tried out number ten yet but I'll give it a good Aussie try.  IP: Logged |
Glaucus
Knowflake Posts: 3453
From: Sacramento,California
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 15, 2009 05:41 PM
shrugs could be irritable male syndrome too 1,2,3,6 fits right in with that males have their own type of PMS,cycles
drops,fluctuating of testosterone
males with high estrogen levels tend to more emotional,sensitive,moody as well as have problems with sexual dysfunction from article: Irritable male syndrome (IMS) is a set of symptoms that occur when there is a drop in testosterone levels.1 Most of the time low testosterone levels occur in men over 50. However men 40 and younger are being diagnosed. Fluctuations in testosterone occur seasonally and during times of stress.2 Fast Facts: * The most common symptom is anger.1
* Men who are going through IMS often experience tenseness, frustration, anger, and sadness; they are defiant, demanding, and defensive.3
* IMS can be similar to male menopause.
http://organizedwisdom.com/Irritable_Male_Syndrome
I like this explanation of it in layman,humorous way
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AldWjFDFbZo
Raymond ------------------
"Nothing matters absolutely;
the truth is it only matters relatively" - Eckhart Tolle IP: Logged |
MoonWitch
Knowflake Posts: 267
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 15, 2009 11:31 PM
hmm -
In my currect relationship it's been almost 3 years and I've never used one of those ;DIP: Logged |
MyVirgoMask
Knowflake Posts: 2469
From: Bay Area, CA
Registered: May 2009
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posted September 16, 2009 01:28 AM
MoonWitch, I'm jealous 
3 years and no 'drop' ? 
I'm impressed. IP: Logged |
MoonWitch
Knowflake Posts: 267
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 16, 2009 09:01 AM
Maybe because he's a Scorpio he manages to keep this Aries interest  Sure there are some nights when we both just go to sleep but There are still some nights where we go at it two or three times. woohoo!! IP: Logged |
GypseeWind
Moderator Posts: 3446
From: Dayton,Ohio USA
Registered: May 2009
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posted September 16, 2009 02:06 PM
I have used 7, I wouldn't want to scar them for life should they walk in....IP: Logged |
Spanky Butler
Knowflake Posts: 785
From: Australia
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 16, 2010 04:37 AM
Scar away Gypsee. It's how we all learnt, lol.IP: Logged |
koiflower
Knowflake Posts: 1842
From: Australia
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 16, 2010 04:40 AM
My excuse: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzIP: Logged |
Cynnared
Knowflake Posts: 445
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 16, 2010 01:45 PM
A perfect one for avoiding sex - at the moment I am having a scathing herpes out break down there......IP: Logged |
starkiss1
Knowflake Posts: 629
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Registered: Jul 2009
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posted May 17, 2010 02:32 AM
Has anybody here ever used number 8? YOU NEED A SHOWER! Gross. IP: Logged |
koiflower
Knowflake Posts: 1842
From: Australia
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 17, 2010 05:47 AM
You poor thing Cynnared. Take care  IP: Logged |
listenstotrees
Knowflake Posts: 1307
From: the 5th dimension
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 17, 2010 08:48 AM
If anyone in a relationship needs to use those kinds of excuses, maybe they need work on communicating better.In some cases, there is a number of physical conditions/ illnesses people may have which can lower the labido or even make sex uncomfortable...which is a different matter. IP: Logged |
Coffee
Knowflake Posts: 907
From: Leeds
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 18, 2010 05:09 AM
When you say: Top Ten Excuses for avoiding Sex.....You mean, like, tonight or every night for the next whenever? I can contribute to that one. Only 10?IP: Logged |
Spanky Butler
Knowflake Posts: 785
From: Australia
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 18, 2010 05:21 AM
we're over the top 10 Coffee, so bring it on.I'm waiting with bated breath... IP: Logged |
SunChild
Moderator Posts: 747
From: Melbourne. Victoria. Australia
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 18, 2010 08:44 AM
avoiding sex? really? you mean like a rut?  and what happened to open communication? it doesn't have to always be the same. sometimes a woman just needs to ask for something a little different. that will cure any "headache" or "moodyness"
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WinkAway
Knowflake Posts: 504
From: The great beyond
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 18, 2010 03:12 PM
It shouldn't be like a chore. But I remember with my last marriage we just hit a rut. The longest we went in our almost 10 years of being married was 9 months...and no not becasue of a pregnancy lol.
Even at that it was very mechanical....
Sucks when you fall out of love...IP: Logged |
cpn_edgar_winner
Knowflake Posts: 2257
From: Toledo, OH
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 19, 2010 04:46 PM
i don't know why guys have to make up all these excuses anyway.IP: Logged |
starkiss1
Knowflake Posts: 629
From:
Registered: Jul 2009
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posted May 19, 2010 05:13 PM
CPNTo avoid having sex?.. IP: Logged |
cpn_edgar_winner
Knowflake Posts: 2257
From: Toledo, OH
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 19, 2010 07:45 PM
yeah. i really hate it when they use that you need a shower line.this IS a list guys made up right? IP: Logged |
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