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Topic: things your mother said....
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blue moon Knowflake Posts: 897 From: U.K Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 07, 2009 12:41 PM
The mothers on LL must surely find themselves repeating things their own mother used to say way back when:-"I'm not your servant.." "You're just like your father..." etc. It can't just be me? My kids get:- "Stand up straight and look like you mean business." I can't stand the slouching around when there are things to be done. I hate it in adult males, as well. IP: Logged |
cpn_edgar_winner Knowflake Posts: 1628 From: Toledo, OH Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 07, 2009 01:44 PM
OMG it makes me want to bite my own tounge!seriously. I can't think of any right now, but when I do it, i totally cringe. IP: Logged |
Happy Dragon Knowflake Posts: 217 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 07, 2009 02:01 PM
deleted .. misread th Op .. ;-/IP: Logged |
GypseeWind Knowflake Posts: 1683 From: Dayton,Ohio USA Registered: May 2009
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posted October 07, 2009 03:55 PM
OHH, I'm with CPN here. I cringed when I read it, but you know Good Ole Mom is a virgo/sun, leo/asc, and scorp/moon, mincing words and understating were not among her strong points.Lord, I hate myself, but I have actually uttered the following on more then one occasion. * Find something to do, or I will find it for you. * I have one nerve left and your on it. * If your too sick to go to school, your too sick to do (fill in the blank, with something unreasonable) * you are (x) years old, it is high time you start to do (x) for yourself. * I'm not your personal laundry service. ******************************************** Now a collection that I have NOT passed on, because well, they are stupid, to me. * Never smoke in the street it makes you look cheap (????) * Don't wear black clothes, people with think you are "hard", again (?????) * First impressions are everything, so make sure you dont act like yourself when you first meet with (fill in blank, boss, boyfriends relations, etc.) * quit crying or I will give you something to cry about. I think I'll stop, they're just gonna go down hill from here, and send me to bed all angsty. *sigh* ya never get over your Mother. IP: Logged |
cpn_edgar_winner Knowflake Posts: 1628 From: Toledo, OH Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 07, 2009 04:35 PM
in or out.... were you born in a barn...(seriously....born in a barn???) wtf
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blue moon Knowflake Posts: 897 From: U.K Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 07, 2009 04:41 PM
Yes, I do this one:-- quote: you are (x) years old, it is high time you start to do (x) for yourself.
also:-- "don't talk to me like that..." but so far have avoided the old girl's favourite:-- "I'm just treated like a skivvy"
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T Knowflake Posts: 1314 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 07, 2009 04:41 PM
"whatever you do, don't get pregnant." it was like a mantra with her. Thanks mom. I love you too. IP: Logged |
katatonic Knowflake Posts: 2122 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 07, 2009 04:56 PM
LMAO girls, i remember a few times myself when i said something and it suddenly hit me "i swore i would never say that to MY kids!" though it's a long time ago, i don't remember what it was i'd said.with my grandson i find myself saying "one thing at a time" or "first things first" quite a lot. and "no one's going to steal your food if you don't eat it in one second".... from my mother now i mostly remember the good (or encouraging) stuff like "if you can't see where you're going, just put one foot in front of the other and eventually you'll get somewhere.." "napoleon said the french language did not contain the word impossible" "despair is a cardinal sin" (my mother was raised by french nuns in case that's not obvious!) these phrases made me shut off as a kid but now they help keep me going when i need a push in the right direction. IP: Logged |
cpn_edgar_winner Knowflake Posts: 1628 From: Toledo, OH Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 07, 2009 05:08 PM
my mother never said one positive thing to me that i remember. (no big deal)BUT....you are lucky IP: Logged |
DD Knowflake Posts: 1635 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 07, 2009 05:19 PM
One of my favourite lines my mum sais is:"Ín ten years time you will look back on this moment and laugh about it." (when I am acting or looking like the end of the world has come) IP: Logged |
lalalinda Moderator Posts: 270 From: nevada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 07, 2009 05:30 PM
When I was a little kid, my mother would make us put our noses on her knee and she would scold us. When my oldest was little, I did the same thing only he was blowing bubbles on my knee. It killed the moment. IP: Logged |
koiflower Knowflake Posts: 699 From: Australia Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 07, 2009 09:44 PM
It's so entertaining to read that I'm not the only one with 'mother memories' IP: Logged |
katatonic Knowflake Posts: 2122 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 07, 2009 10:11 PM
the other one i remember, which i used on both daughter and grandson (he is still young enough not to be sure i'm lying) was "i have eyes on the back of my head" as explanation (and warning) for knowing they're up to something when you're not looking...did anyone else's mother have rearview eyes? IP: Logged |
T Knowflake Posts: 1314 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 07, 2009 10:20 PM
Yep. lol And I got quite a visual.....also wondered how she could see us through her head of hair...?IP: Logged |
DD Knowflake Posts: 1635 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 08, 2009 01:50 AM
Kata,my mum even had long distance x-ray eyes. She would ALWAYS know when I was doing something I should not,like skipping the first lesson in school and instead going shopping. She would show up. Very often. Actually at one point it fueled my ambition to do something she would NOT register. Like doing sports. BTW she has Sun and Mercury in Scorpio, Moon, Venus and Mars in Virgo and ASC in Cancer. Perceptive is an understatement to describe her.
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GypseeWind Knowflake Posts: 1683 From: Dayton,Ohio USA Registered: May 2009
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posted October 08, 2009 06:48 AM
LMAO! guilty of using the rearview eye one.I actually perpetuated this myth by using my rear veiw mirror in the car, and at home with sheer luck. But you made me remember my oldest daughter warning her little brother not to do something in the car because, "Mom can see you with her back eyes!" Him being a curious little double Scorp would take his little hands and feel all around my head, looking for my "back eyes." I got tired of having my hair messed up, so I told him my back eyes were sleeping and they only woke up if he was being a bad boy. This was not a good idea. One day he was in his room and suddenly there came a huge crashing sound, followed by an eerie silence. "MOM?" he said. "Did your back eyes wake up when I did that?" OH, there is just no fooling a Scorpio! IP: Logged |
Spanky Butler Knowflake Posts: 172 From: In my lair stalking you on Google.... Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 08, 2009 09:08 AM
Mother. Let's see if I can open the door to some of her more brilliant moments, lol.
1. If you don't change your expression before the wind changes, you face will stay that way. (WTF?) 2. If you ask a crooked question, you get a crooked answer. 3. You're not doing it right, just give it to me. (Just in case you haven't guessed by that last one..... She's a Virgo) EDIT** I confess that I haven't said these things to my boy. Those were the ones I am determined never to say. What I have said to my own disgust is.... That was really stupid, why did you do it? IP: Logged |
Deux*Antares Knowflake Posts: 509 From: No Permanent Address Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 08, 2009 09:58 AM
I don't remember much of what my mother said, though she's a big nag. I thank my exceptional "tuning out" abilities and my selective memory for it. Here are two that comes to mind (the flavor is stronger when not translated to English): "Keep looking. Use your eyes and not your mouth". <--- Her response to "I can't find it! Where is it?" "You came out of my ass. I can put you back in there if I want to." <--- Her response to anything we did that might have shown disrespect to her. It's like saying "You have no right to do this to me, you're just my sh1t!" But all in all I heard her say this only maybe 2x or 3x. Crazy because I knew exactly where I had come from. I think we have an aversion to saying the word vag1na in our native language. Btw, she's Aqua sun, Scorpio Moon. IP: Logged |
lalalinda Moderator Posts: 270 From: nevada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 08, 2009 03:44 PM
this is just to funny quote: You came out of my ass. I can put you back in there if I want to." <--- Her response to anything we did that might have shown disrespect to her. It's like saying "You have no right to do this to me, you're just my sh1t!" But all in all I heard her say this only maybe 2x or 3x. Crazy because I knew exactly where I had come from. I think we have an aversion to saying the word vag1na in our native language...Deux*Antares
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katatonic Knowflake Posts: 2122 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 08, 2009 08:59 PM
DD you just reminded me, that my daughter has always been REALLY good at getting caught! whenever she strayed into the lawbreaking (or serious rule breaking) she would get found out before it became a habit. i always told her it was lucky, even though she didn't think so.but when she was young i had an uncanny knack for showing up just as she was about to create some havoc or get herself into serious trouble...she was convinced for years that i showed up because i KNEW, and it's true we've always had a strong psychic connection, but i was never conscious that i was about to break up a "problem in the making"... i've heard my sister saying things to little ones that our mother would never have stooped to, like "eat your food...children in china are starving" "who says life is fair" - (she doesn't have any kids of her own)! IP: Logged |
etherealenlightenment Knowflake Posts: 200 From: far away... Registered: May 2009
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posted October 09, 2009 12:37 AM
Oh godd... my mom was pretty cruel in her deceptions...She used to tell me: "Eat your soup or I'm going to get sick and die!" I was like "are you serious???" And then she would sometimes even feign chest pains so that I would eat faster!! For the longest time I believed her and would start crying, begging her not to die!! How MESSED UP is that?! IP: Logged |
katatonic Knowflake Posts: 2122 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 09, 2009 12:16 PM
ee: VERY. reminds me of an acquaintance who had two kids in 18 months at 20 and 21...when they were still under 10 she would say, at certain times (holding her belly for emphasis) "look what you did to me. before i had you i was slim and beautiful>"sometimes i wonder why some people have kids in the first place.. IP: Logged |