posted October 18, 2009 11:35 AM
CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS:When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Jones to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
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The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.
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Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
Sermon Blooper: "Let everything that hath breasts praise the Lord!"
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For those who have children and don't know it, there is a nursery downstairs.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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The Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 P.M. Please use the back door.
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On Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the expense of a new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will please come forward to get a piece of paper.
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The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy".