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Deux*Antares
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posted October 22, 2009 02:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Deux*Antares     Edit/Delete Message
Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one heading: Seriousness.

Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from Cancer to Reincarnation. Scientists have already discovered a new source of healing this condition. It is a psychic energy point located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra.

It is called the Clown Chakra.

If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if their relationship situation is the pits, if they are in ill health, if they have a need to sue people, if they find fault with their brother, then obviously, their Clown Chakra is closed.

When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face, and when the Clown Chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a happy face.

The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack Love," or "ILL" for short. The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact that the cells are out of ease or dis-eased.

When the Clown Chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing) properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment, grievances, unhappiness, etc., and converts the energy into tiny red heart-shaped balloons.

The red heart-shaped balloons contain Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the dis-eased cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone. Sometimes these red heart-shaped balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact that when anyone experiences them, the feeling of separation ends. They experience being back home with All That Is. Hence they are no longer an orphan. This is the well-known end-orphan effect.

So, if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you visualize sending that person red heart-shaped balloons filled with Love and Joy.

Remember to always keep your Clown Chakra open... and remember to keep laughing.

Beware! Seriousness causes reincarnation.

-- Author Unknown

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koiflower
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posted October 22, 2009 02:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message
The guy is visualising 101 red balloons....


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fatinkerbell
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posted October 22, 2009 02:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fatinkerbell     Edit/Delete Message
You neglected to mention the color of this chakra. Is it pink? I think that is a serious ommission.

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Be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.

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Deux*Antares
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posted October 22, 2009 02:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Deux*Antares     Edit/Delete Message
I forgot to mention that I can read chakras.

Fatinkerbell,

Your Clown Chakra is open, active, balanced and giggling. Very nice!

As to the question of color, it is not fixed like the other chakras. And sometimes it appears with nice stuff such as glitters and sequins.

Koi,

Your Clown Chakra is doing very well! But they appear to be over-activated during nighttime. I think it's a side effect of your interest in UFO-ET stuff.

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Deux*Antares
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posted October 22, 2009 03:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Deux*Antares     Edit/Delete Message
Speaking of balloons:

Watch only if you're an adult and your Clown Chakra is open:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH1uo4UcPl4&feature=player_embedded <---- Horny Durex Balloons

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koiflower
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posted October 22, 2009 04:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message
Wow - I didn't realise Clown balloons could be so much fun!!!!!

UFO-ET stuff, eh?! Hehehehe - next week my interests will probably be something entirely different, like how to grow the perfect daffodil, or what type of animal can I make with a balloon

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Deux*Antares
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posted October 23, 2009 11:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Deux*Antares     Edit/Delete Message
Funny video: Cat Betrayed His Girlfriend

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Fleurdelis
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posted October 23, 2009 12:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fleurdelis     Edit/Delete Message
Seriousness & Karma = Saturn. He's always blamed for everthing

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posted October 24, 2009 01:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message

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posted October 24, 2009 01:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message
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Beware! Seriousness causes reincarnation.

It really does.

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teasel
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posted October 29, 2009 09:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for teasel     Edit/Delete Message
I've been looking for things to tickle my funny bone. Great thread.

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