posted November 06, 2009 04:11 AM         

2. Which season? Say why if you feel inclined.

3.You’re going to take me on a date. Where are you going to take me?

4.A Cowboy arrives on Friday, stays for 3 days, then goes back on Friday? How?

5.The last jobs in town, the kids are hungry, so you need to make up your mind between sales or customer service call centre, which one?

6.If a tree falls in a desert, will anyone hear it?

posted November 06, 2009 04:12 AM         

2. Winter

3. I’d take me on a long winter walk in the hills. I’d like that.

4. The cowboy question – my son asked me this

5.Customer Service – I already did this, the customers were alright it was the boss I couldn’t stomach

6. The desert rat heard it

7. Nan, I’ll give it you straight, but, also, you know what, I’m sat here know, let’s enjoy what time we’ve got and have a laugh

posted November 06, 2009 04:28 AM         

A bottle of something that smells beautiful so I can put on my skin or in the bath and sit in it for hours.

2. Which season? Say why if you feel inclined.

Winter. I like the cold because I like the warmth of those mornings when I'm so snug in bed that I just don't want to do anything but stay there. I also like winter clothing more than summer clothing. I like wearing hats and scarves and coats.

3.You’re going to take me on a date. Where are you going to take me?

You, I would take straight back to my place. Anyone else, I would pick up something fanciful for us to eat and take them to the rooftop of a tall building and just sit there until morning talking, not forgetting to enjoy the view of the stars along the way, or the (fingers crossed) make-out session.

4.A Cowboy arrives on Friday, stays for 3 days, then goes back on Friday? How?

Who cares? I've kicked him out. Uranus conjunct Descendant. 3 days? He's done his bit.

5.The last jobs in town, the kids are hungry, so you need to make up your mind between sales or customer service call centre, which one?

Sales. I don't like phones. I'm best in person, online comes a distant second.

6.If a tree falls in a desert, will anyone hear it?

***crickets chirping*** Is it day time or night time? Is this a bit like what colour eggs does a rooster lay?

7.Your Grandma has been given 6 months to live but you have been told that she doesn’t know this and you mustn’t say. When she asks you straight out – what do you do?

posted November 06, 2009 04:49 AM         

I want both. A book in the shape of a bottle maybe ?

2. Which season? Say why if you feel inclined.

Autumn....harvest, the scent in the air changes, become more crisp somehow (well, depending on where you are). I think of pumpkin pie and fall spices like cloves, cinnamon, nutmeg mixed with brown sugar.

3.You’re going to take me on a date. Where are you going to take me?

Wherever you want, if you're buying
I think I'd take you to the rebuilt library in Alexandria, Egypt. I prefer old, dilapidated buildings, but I think this is still impressive nonetheless. Then I'd get you drunk on some Chianti and feed you Alexandrian-style fried fish.

4.A Cowboy arrives on Friday, stays for 3 days, then goes back on Friday? How?

At first I was inclined to ask if Friday was a woman. Then I realized it must be a horse.
Maybe Friday is a female centaur.

5.The last jobs in town, the kids are hungry, so you need to make up your mind between sales or customer service call centre, which one?

Customer service call centre, but only because I have the experience. I hate sales. In fact, both jobs would suck.

6.If a tree falls in a desert, will anyone hear it?

Not over the sandstorm.

7.Your Grandma has been given 6 months to live but you have been told that she doesn’t know this and you mustn’t say. When she asks you straight out – what do you do?

posted November 06, 2009 09:04 AM         

1. Your Christmas gift: a book or a bottle? Pick.

A. A book, the title- Present buying for
dummies- which I re gift.

2. Which season? Say why if you feel inclined.

A. salt, multitasker

3.You’re going to take me on a date. Where are you going to take me?

A. Bus trip to the Guggenheim in NYC

4.A Cowboy arrives on Friday, stays for 3 days, then goes back on Friday? How?

A. took his ride to the vet?

5.The last jobs in town, the kids are hungry, so you need to make up your mind between sales or customer service call centre, which one?

A. sales- customer service workers have a higher suicide rate.

6.If a tree falls in a desert, will anyone hear it?

A.depends~ is the desert deserted?

7.Your Grandma has been given 6 months to live but you have been told that she doesn’t know this and you mustn’t say. When she asks you straight out – what do you do?

posted November 06, 2009 11:04 AM         

A tattered, worn book that has that lovely musty, old smell.

2. Which season?

Autumn. Everything dies.

3.You’re going to take me on a date. Where are you going to take me?

To a stone-walled English church late in the evening. We can peruse through the cemetery and watch the cold sunset. Then we can kick through the leaves and swap life stories. Then head in to the Confessional and make Jesus blush. ;}

4.A Cowboy arrives on Friday, stays for 3 days, then goes back on Friday? How?

*eye twitch*

5.The last jobs in town, the kids are hungry, so you need to make up your mind between sales or customer service call centre, which one?

Why do I have to get a job? Those little brats can work! There's gotta be a pimp around here somewhere...

6.If a tree falls in a desert, will anyone hear it?

The person who chopped it down will.

7.Your Grandma has been given 6 months to live but you have been told that she doesn’t know this and you mustn’t say. When she asks you straight out – what do you do?

posted November 06, 2009 11:09 AM         

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4.A Cowboy arrives on Friday, stays for 3 days, then goes back on Friday? How?

Who cares? I've kicked him out. Uranus conjunct Descendant. 3 days? He's done his bit.

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posted November 06, 2009 04:33 PM         

2. Which season? Say why if you feel inclined.
Spring, when everything is brand new

3.You’re going to take me on a date. Where are you going to take me?
To a Casino of course

4.A Cowboy arrives on Friday, stays for 3 days, then goes back on Friday? How?
On his horse?

5.The last jobs in town, the kids are hungry, so you need to make up your mind between sales or customer service call centre, which one?
Sales, you're commision is what you make it

6.If a tree falls in a desert, will anyone hear it?
You mean Cactus right? and the lizards will dodge it.

7.Your Grandma has been given 6 months to live but you have been told that she doesn’t know this and you mustn’t say. When she asks you straight out – what do you do?
Avoid the topic and tell her how much I love her, then do lunch.

posted November 06, 2009 05:13 PM         

Cowboys are out
they chew tobacco

posted November 06, 2009 05:15 PM         

BOTTLE. A Book lasts longer, but wine much more fun. You can share wine in a more immediate way, which is what Christmas is all about. Ahhh.

2. Which season? Say why if you feel inclined.

Autumn. I love the sun and love the snow, rain too. With a dry period in between, you get most conditions in shorter burst. Would rather heat up indoors than attempt to cool down.

3.You’re going to take me on a date. Where are you going to take me?

WALK. Somewhere nice, quiet.

4.A Cowboy arrives on Friday, stays for 3 days, then goes back on Friday? How?

Uh?

5.The last jobs in town, the kids are hungry, so you need to make up your mind between sales or customer service call centre, which one?

Bounce straight on down to that customer service job.

6.If a tree falls in a desert, will anyone hear it?

Possible.

7.Your Grandma has been given 6 months to live but you have been told that she doesn’t know this and you mustn’t say. When she asks you straight out – what do you do?

posted November 06, 2009 05:17 PM         

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Uh?

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Priceless.

That's the note on which I'm going to start my day.

Thanks.

posted November 06, 2009 05:55 PM         

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2. Which season?

Autumn. Everything dies.

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Right on the tail of the 'sweet sweat of Apollo' you give me more than hope for the youth of today, most of whom depress me with their drive to be lawyers, businessmen or WAGS.

Sweet Sweat of Apollo, I am going to use that to try and seduce someone, don't tell him I asked this but do you think AG will go for that line?

But, fickle Gemini that I am, Coffee's walk outdoors and warming up with wine inside after does sound quite appealing.

posted November 06, 2009 06:09 PM         

Since I don't drink, I'll be taping.

Ok peace angel, hope you look good in black because it will be a Goth Commitment ceremony.