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Topic: Godzala the Sequel: Attack of the Genital Herpes!
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meta_4
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posted December 08, 2009 11:24 AM
 
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Ah, bless her, she's such a romantic. English blokes will kick that instinct out of her sure enough, the miserable bast@rds!
Say what?! Noooo! 'Tis not true! Oh well. That may be true but i'll just sprinkle some of my handy dandy Pluto-powder over 'em and POOF! Instant brooders! They'll be so emotionally in-tune women all over England will be begging for ignorant, football-watchin', pint-drinkin', balding gits!  IP: Logged |
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posted December 08, 2009 11:26 AM
Vince Vaughn? Now i know my laptop monitor is busted, because i could have sworn i saw you calling Vince Vaughn SEXY???!?!?No wonder you don't like Ralph! You like 'em giant and goofy! You'd need a step latter just to make eye contact with the man!!! ... i always knew you weren't quite all there.. IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted December 08, 2009 11:27 AM
If you can't do it no-one can! Re-educate British males, purrleease, for the love of God!Anyway, it rains less over in the east, maybe they're happier there!  IP: Logged |
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posted December 08, 2009 11:28 AM
 = Vince Vaughn lovers. IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted December 08, 2009 11:28 AM
Oh oh OHHHHHHHHHHH! I just read what you wrote, you, you..... I will make you eat a faggott if you're not careful. IP: Logged |
meta_4
Knowflake Posts: 782
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posted December 08, 2009 11:30 AM
X, quote:
And apparently not good at keeping your end of the bargin either . I thought we agreed that you gals would not create new Godzala threads until the previous one reached a 10 pages.*Sigh...* Locking previous thead
Totally my fault. I started a new thread. I apologize. Seriously. IP: Logged |
meta_4
Knowflake Posts: 782
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posted December 08, 2009 11:32 AM
Wheels,What type of men do you like? What needs a-changin' with those fellows? I might need to whip out another planet-powder if you don't like 'em Plutonic! IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted December 08, 2009 11:33 AM
The last one was 13 pages though. You were fine.IP: Logged |
meta_4
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posted December 08, 2009 11:36 AM
Anyone hungry? Have a piece of tart. *Cuts off PA's hand and stick it in pie crust* There's plenty more where that came from! IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted December 08, 2009 11:37 AM
I like em quiet and brooding with a sharp wit and intelligence. I don't care what they look like but they have to be older and taller than me. They must be indefinably sexy. I like a scruffbag. No "stupid" (ie manicured) facial hair. No white shoes of any kind. They must be passionate and strong and unafraid to tell me I'm full of sh!t. Silliness compulsory. Practical skills are an advantage. If he could cook that would be nice. Someone who doesn't drive like a child.IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted December 08, 2009 11:38 AM
Sign me up for the tart!IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted December 08, 2009 11:38 AM
Oh, and no clothes with logos on. I don't go out with advertisements, ie people who give a sh!t with their clothes come from or what that says about them.IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted December 08, 2009 11:41 AM
British men are just a bit lazy with their women. Not all, but most. Help out with the housework you know? It won't taint you! They are romantic but it's hidden mostly and they tend to drink too much.IP: Logged |
meta_4
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posted December 08, 2009 11:43 AM
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I like em quiet and brooding with a sharp wit and intelligence. I don't care what they look like but they have to be older and taller than me. They must be indefinably sexy. I like a scruffbag. No "stupid" (ie manicured) facial hair. No white shoes of any kind. They must be passionate and strong and unafraid to tell me I'm full of sh!t. Silliness compulsory. Practical skills are an advantage. If he could cook that would be nice. Someone who doesn't drive like a child.
*Brain computes**** AHA! I think i've detected a match for you!  IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted December 08, 2009 11:44 AM
I think you will be ok though Meta. You would probably like their humour. British men are wickedly funny.IP: Logged |
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posted December 08, 2009 11:44 AM
Oh god no, that guy's promiscuous and has the voice of a 13 year old girl.Did I forget to mention voices? Dang! Sorry! IP: Logged |
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posted December 08, 2009 11:46 AM
Wait, wait... here comes another one:  IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted December 08, 2009 11:46 AM
Are you taking the pish pal? IP: Logged |
meta_4
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posted December 08, 2009 11:47 AM
Who? Little ol' me? Taking the pish? Never... IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted December 08, 2009 11:48 AM
******* Jonathan Ross! My mam would disown me if I took that home! Actually.....  IP: Logged |
meta_4
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posted December 08, 2009 11:51 AM
Okay, okay, this is my final offer!  IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted December 08, 2009 11:52 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!
Actually, of all of them it's most likely gonna be him!IP: Logged |
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posted December 08, 2009 11:54 AM
VICTORY! We are the Champions, my friends...I'd make an awesome Cupid. I should charge a fee for my skills. Quick Wheels, give me all your mittens! IP: Logged |
meta_4
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posted December 08, 2009 11:55 AM
Wheels as a tart:  Full of delicious surprises. IP: Logged |
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posted December 08, 2009 11:56 AM
BM as a tart:  Dark and chocolaty. IP: Logged |
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