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Funnyman
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posted December 15, 2009 06:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Funnyman     Edit/Delete Message
Hello again

I was never trying to be anythin...

As the one and only twin-self Sovereign of Astrologer Linda Goodman, I only considered it `Good form` to at least put it out there to the degree where I am merely showing my face and saying hello...
(the woman`s an absolute waste of space)

There is such enthusiasm foR `Linda Goodman and her stuff`
I kind of considered it `courtesy` to put AceYellow out there,

But basically, she does her thing and I do mine...
I honestly think though that Isis/Osiris was something that had become `old hat` to her or something she had ``given up on and closed down too/moved on probably before I ever first spoke to her...

I`ve never rally gotten much enthusiasm back from tyhe woman frankly...
She`d rather belong a little bit to everybody than any one person exclusively,me thinks...

Anyway,
Hello was all I really meant to say

(the good natured person keeps to their end of the deal anyway)

This picture was about as good as she ever got for him really...
She`s obviously more the sort that prefers to belong a little bit to everybody...

We`re as good as it gets,me and her !!!
(in Heaven anyway)

She and I are known affectionately the Universe over...
These two(Isis and Osiris) are as good as it gets...

Although I`m effectively invisible down here..

And that`s how I prefer it !!!

(I like to be anonymous)

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posted December 15, 2009 07:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message
Intriguing - did you know Linda? and who is Thoth?

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posted December 15, 2009 07:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message

Koi, he wishs....

I don`t recommend you play with old ace yeller.

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posted December 15, 2009 07:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Funnyman     Edit/Delete Message
No,nobody knows Astrologer Linda Goodman do they...
(no-one truly knows her etc)

Oh yes,about the other thing...
(the Osiris Pic)

It makes me proud to be him !!!!!

(no...no-one knows her,do they...etc)

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posted December 15, 2009 08:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Funnyman     Edit/Delete Message
It`s not just every man on earth nearly that is chasing after this woman,it`s every man/spirit in Heaven as well...
She`s there for everyone...
(I`m no longer bothered particularly)

He`s already been murdered twice before due to `their lusting after this individual`
(because I`ve felt their energies this timme around also)
...but I`m still alive...

And she isn`t even f******g bothered anyway...

You know,I`m easy-going...
I`m not bothered !!!

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posted December 15, 2009 08:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Funnyman     Edit/Delete Message
She`s a Devil...
there for losers,no-hopers and morons foolish enough to fall in love with her Devil like flirtatiousness/trikery...

Really,
It seems to me there`s a big pack of idiots fiollowing around after her wherever she goes...

They are in love with the Devil...
but it is just craft/skill to her...

but of course,morons cannot tell this...
Linda is lowly and common/petty

She`s stronger amongst the lowereds or more rough/unsavoury sort...
The dregs of the Can love the woman...

The scum of the Universe will always be at her back...

Really,she just attracts that sort !!!!

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posted December 15, 2009 08:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message
juniperb - I sensed that. I sensed that he will be jumped on very quickly.

AND - he didn't answer my question about Thoth.

That is not funny at all..!!!

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posted December 15, 2009 08:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Funnyman     Edit/Delete Message
Going on intuition though(and instinct)...

I`m pretty dam sure that he would of been murdered before by jealous loser Scum that had their little eyes dotingly laid upon his woman...
Really,it`s total madness...

If you got a scoop and scraped along the bottom of the Universe for the absolute dregs of the can...
Well,they`re her sort amd he`s `Mark`

And I mean...
She isn`t f******g bothered anyway...

This woman overall is a total `safety hazard` to me...

It`s like I said over at the other site recently...
Everybody`s looking at her...

You would be crushed by weight of number alone !!!!!

No,I mean Isis/Osiris was a keen enthusiasm/passion of mine...
but never something I was prepared to die(or be murdered) a 3rd time over for...

Defiinetly not !!!!!

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posted December 15, 2009 08:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message
Quite possibly one of the weirdest threads ever.

Sorry, i'm lost.

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posted December 15, 2009 08:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Node     Edit/Delete Message
Must be the knob on the Wii

is it broke?


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Funnyman
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posted December 15, 2009 08:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Funnyman     Edit/Delete Message
Well,
I can`t seem to get my b****y pictures showing...

Well basically...
Lindas a little Scroat...
That is the only thing I have found in the end to be true of her...

The woman has great flair and she made something out of her life,and is able to transport others to whole other places in the interests of ConsciouseVolution...

She has great flair and an ability to seemingly take things(anything at all) up,up,up onto whole new levels...

But even so...
Lindas a little Scroat...

That`s what I`ve eventually found to be true anyway !!!!!

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posted December 15, 2009 09:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message
I see the ploy. Try and aggravate and then go in for the kill!

Easily spotted

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posted December 15, 2009 09:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message
I see. Well, I cant say I feel as passionately about her as you do, but I do think there is an element of truth to a couple of things you said.

Is this all you are going to do here? Start threads about how much you dislike her? What is your aim in doing so? This is a site devoted to her and I dont think it's appropriate to do so continuously.

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posted December 15, 2009 09:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Funnyman     Edit/Delete Message
And Thoth,well...
he is more like `Older Scum`

Kind of like when your hanging out in parks,bus-shelters or street-corners when your younger...
maybe when you are about 9 or 10 and still a lot younger than a lot of the other local louts/no goods...
You show respect to your elders here,because otherwise they`ll stick chewing hum into your hai,throw you into Cave-Castle pond or take your bike/cigarettes/music collection off you because your only 9 or 10 and there`s f**k all you can do about it...

That is kind of like how I view Thoth...
as Older Scum !!!!!

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posted December 15, 2009 09:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message
Call me scum - I'd take cigarettes off a 9 year old.

You seem in a bad way. Not having a happy day, Funnyman?

Try to be funny and watch your world change - but then again, you don't seem the type to take advice.

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posted December 15, 2009 09:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Funnyman     Edit/Delete Message
There`s more of him though(Thoth) than there is of me...

He erm...out-souled me 7 or 9 years ago when he was doing some astral stuff with/for/around me...

I just saw a friend(or another one)...and then I began to realize that he had more on me than I had on him...
So I turned around and looked to `sneak off`...
Glancing back over my shou;der then...
and he was right on me,kije...

As if to say,well...
I`m in charge/I`m the hardest...I expect...

and he is !!!!!

He`s the guy in charge there...alongside his lady counterpart `Maat`
(Lady of the Judgement Hall)

Thoth and Maat seem to be the reigning heavyweight influence there these days...

Thoth and Maat are the hardest !!!!!

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posted December 15, 2009 11:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Funnyman     Edit/Delete Message
Basically,I`ve spent the last two years here(day and night) getting `Machine Gunned for/at by armies over this issue...

I mean, I am pure and I meant what I said...but I`m just as happy getting off my **** ,pleasuring myself and listening to my Ska Punk music collection all weekend to myself...

You know,
the scum just wants to `Machine Gunn it all out of you` for some reason...

I dunno...
Maybe a football stadium full of passionate and worked up in advance Jokers would overcome 1 Ace...

I expect I`ll be going eventually down the `Rule with a Rod of Iron` route,,,

Cos it`s all the Scum deserves and they`ll stab you in the back anyway if you don`t...

Or walk softly now,but carry a very,very,very big hammer..

Well...
to pound their lesser souls down into the slimey,rotten earth and in such a way that at the very least,they know that they have been defeated,,,
and that (to them)...there is most certainlt(in thwe final alaysis)
More,louder,Directer,Purer and absolutely certain of what he is doing...

Having gone the long,long,long way around the house already
(step by step-the Saturn way)

And if at first you don`t succeed...
buy a bigger hammer
(one especially made maybe-for pounding and blasting no-good dregs ande scum down into th4e slimey rotten earth for a little while

Devestate the Scum, to be sure that always after they would know that he was better than them...

They would spend months `just ******* me off`
My voice alone eventually blasting out like Thunder and lightning into all nearby stuff in the etheric fields around me,,,

Just take it out to a wood or a field somewhere and blast the f*****g hell out of the astral waves/vibes around me and her scum c;logging up the etheric breathing space/territory for me...

Yeah, in the end what can you do but defend yourself with your one amd only weapon here/in these territories...
Which is your voice !!!!!

Like you were the Master of the house and they were .poor little orphan doggies which you were good enough to take in,but now the vermin is s******g all over your house...

Batter that Dog with a bloody big stick and batter it again and again and again until it learns to respect your prooperty...
Cos otherwise, you plain don`t really want those filthy,stinking animals there at all...

Now,
Where`s that Rod of Iron...

or that big bloody hammer...
the one that pounds their souls down into the very Earth itself

Some things have just run out of credit with me now...

I fear he may have to Rule now with `a Rod of Iron`

It`s sad when little idiots and twerps chasing after `an easy bit of skirt` reduces a man to having to Rule with a Rod od Iron...

It seems otherwise,they`ll just go on taking the **** !!!

(they don`t like him because he`s better than them and these sad and hopeless men...

Well,they live to receive orders from the little Scroat...

But(lastly)
Linda is a wanter, a needer, a receivwer...
She receives and takes better than she offers and gives;...

She is like a child that wants permanantly to be molly-coddled and fussed over,talked about,looked at...etc

I`m the opposite..
a few close/trustred confidents is more my friendsip and socializying style...

But I have come into contact with bigger numbers for short spells due to my two `lively and out-goimg Wench sisters`
(and other avatar)

I guess on my own or without other familiars around me(which tends to take me up/bring me to life a bit...

On my own,well...
I`m probably a bit of a Weirdo,like...

Well,
the truth is I`m just not interested these days...
I wish I could get interested,but I don`t see the thing out there that gets orsparks off ant kind of enthusiasm or inner flame...

I`m set ib ny ways now as well
(I`ve had my own way for a long time)

I really am in truth at a point in life where I need to just `Grab a rope and c
ling to it for Dear life...
(That`s where I am now with myself,basically)

Yes,least we forget...
he`s still on the go...
Is Mr Linda Goodman,you know !!!

Yes,that`s right...
I`m still on the go...
but now merely(and if I`m honest)
`some bum that needs to grab a rope and stay jung onto it`

Yes,that`s me today...
`Bum that needs to grab a rope`

Well,and of course Osiris still...
(lord in perfect black)

You get to keep that all your life
(they don`t give you any money for it though)

Just a load of bloody `Machine gun fire`...
and I`m talking `armies`,you know...
But I know I`m pure so none of it ever really gets to you,but it does/jas worn me down,yes...
Being bloody `Machine Gunned` by armies of Astral Dreggs Day and night

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posted December 16, 2009 12:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message
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Quite possibly one of the weirdest threads ever.
Sorry, i'm lost.

T - I smell a lock-out coming on.

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posted December 16, 2009 02:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Funnyman     Edit/Delete Message
No really,it`s become one of those...

Erm,have you seen the ending to the film AI - where the little boy robot is rejoined with his mother for 1 special day...
A day created by the the strand of mommys hair still in the teddy-bears pocket 4000 years on or whatever,
(the new robots-using that strand of hair to create/bring back the little boy robots mother for 1 day only...
You know...after hunting her down for so long to be authenticated as a real little boy by her...

Well anyway, I liked that film and I liked the idea...

I had a really good feel about us(Isis & Osiris) at first...
As a younger man and during my late teens/early 20`s...all I did was go out and do my sports(2-5 hours cycling or race) and after that all I really did was lie on a bed feeling like crap...
Well,that was why I did the cycling mainly...
I found doing this each day really `raised me up somewhat` and left me with a feeling of inner contment/satisfaction/ a feel good factor which would carry me comfortably and with some confidence through the remainder of each day...
After that though,all I pretty much did was lie on a bed and think/watch movies/avoid folk etc

I knew I was a deep,compprex and unfathomable one quite early on and I was 17 when I first got my Astrology birth-chart done...because I needed answers...
(at that point I was,well...
in a black hole which sealed up once I begun the sports/cyclinbg activities wjich I just mentioned to you....

Of course,seeing that Double Scorpio influence right at the top of my chart took some digesting initially...
but basically,like I say...
I`m just all Water and a mass of nice,easy trines and sextiles,and with a Moon ascendant and Neptunre in the 1st house !!!
(Jupiter in Pisces etc)

Jupiter in Piscesis my personal favourite Planet in Sign influence...
I`m one and I like others that are as well...
It says in the book of it...
`Blessed are the meek` and `The Metaphysician`
...and they`re right...it is !!!!!

It also says of them also...
`Submerged in your own safe little Back-water,which is both self-comfortimng and self-defeating`
which also is true(of me anyway)

Hupiter in Pisces is Mystical,reclusive and dislikes loud,ugly or nasty low-down work environments,
Also they dsislike being mis-understood or taken the wrong way over something...
There`s a fantasy element there and prehaps with me-an ability to flip over just about anything and re-emerge afterwards with my head around it

No,the one it was with Jupiter in Pisces was to not follow or walk around after another whom Jupiter in Pisces may be guilty of elevating to God like status in another,but to know that your in the best place already with what you`ve got in the locker...
Jupiter in Pisces !!!

Although others may go other ways,the implication was for Jupiter in Pisces to know it and realize it that that Hod you seek was and is in fact you !!!!!

Well anyway...
Jupiter in Pisces is better than Linda Goodman, I think...

Linda was a grafter...
Someone that stuck with it and got the job done !!!!!

Ha...
Empress Theodora...
Empress Theodora...
Empress Theodora !!!!!

Lindas frightened of her,you know...
(linda thinks she`s `coming to get her`)

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posted December 16, 2009 03:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Funnyman     Edit/Delete Message
Well,
The little Snott wont say anything badly against Thoth,
You know, I`d be quite sure of that...
(I think he excites her a bit)

I`ve no idea what they do together though,
But Thoth is kind of like `Lindas...
Well,she`s number 2 in the Universe after him,me thinks...
(with her flair and her flamboyance for raising the poor and the ordinary and making the Roadsweepers day etc with her easy gestures and flirtatious mannerisms...

She would,you know...
She`d let the Roadsweeper shag he !!!

And another thing I`ve learned from all this nonsense ogver the last couple of years...
Well,God`s a Man...

So who is Linda Goodman then...
(these posts may leave you wondering)

Well,she`s a local Doormat,who`se asking...

Right,
her twinself 0siris shows up and lays it all on a plate for her....
And suddenly a silly cow who`se basically easy to everyone("whoever comes") decides to `make a stand/gets all rightous and snotty
(her heels are dug in for the long,long run on this one)

And the guy at the other end...
Je is like...
"Well,what`s your problem-love"

Nobody was ever holding a gun to her head over this issue...
(I think she`d rather suck off the Lollipop man)

It`s a womnans porogotive at the end of the day and obviously she`s the one who decides/chooses her man...

I`ve basically chosen my woman twice now(two different girls) and for some strange reason,my feelinbgs have not been repicitated...

So I mean...
It`s obviously the woman that picks and decides...
Because I`ve pickied and decidede twice and come home with the bread on neither occasion,

I didn`t expect it to go that way...
but unfortunately it has and it looks like maybe it`s the womans decision at the end of the day...

Well,I mean it must be.....
It must be the woman that chooses and selects her man...

Well,
my way around of doing it hasn`t worked,so.....

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posted December 16, 2009 03:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pire     Edit/Delete Message
poor you, so desperate for attention? feeling sad? lonely? bored?

so you know a few esoteric words and you assume that you are the reincarnation of a god or something?

I am bothered by two things here: you purposefully insult linda goodman on a site dedicate
to her and where the egregor is positive, due to members respect for her
second, you make people who listen to ska music look bad!

I wish you well poor lost soul.

one advice, if you feel angry for your situation, look around and reconsider your luck, and if you still feel angry, think about boxing, a great way for the trully courageous with balls to go and diffuse their anger.

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posted December 16, 2009 03:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
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you make people who listen to ska music look bad!

Now, that was the big laugh that I'd been missing today. Thank you.

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posted December 16, 2009 05:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for wheels of cheese     Edit/Delete Message
Interesting that Linda has a thing for roadsweepers. That only makes me like her more. Go Linda!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s6-wMx9-IE&feature=PlayList&p=7D3AA7A6DA43F74E&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=23

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posted December 16, 2009 10:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message
Hi koi. Yes, this is getting a little much. I'm not sure who's locking his threads. It may be Randall. I know Randall doesnt like threads being locked unless absolutely necessary though, so I try to avoid doiing so. Still, these are getting a little out of hand.

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