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Dee
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posted December 27, 2009 02:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dee     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Three friends married women from different parts of the Midwest.

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning..It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Minnesota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from North Dakota. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

Uff da!!


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Coffee
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posted December 27, 2009 02:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Coffee     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, I guess there is nothing to say she did it, but I guess it would be different the other way round.

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lalalinda
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posted December 27, 2009 04:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
serves him right

Hey Dee

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Unmoved
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posted December 31, 2009 12:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unmoved     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Didn't want to open a new thread with this LOL, so here it is, called Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns:

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Unmoved
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posted December 31, 2009 01:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unmoved     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When I grow up...

(I thought it was sweet but the cover-up was hilarious!)

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Unmoved
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posted December 31, 2009 02:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unmoved     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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koiflower
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posted December 31, 2009 06:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
thanks for the laugh!!

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LEXX
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posted December 31, 2009 08:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LEXX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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moonram
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posted October 16, 2011 10:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for moonram     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

North Dakota women rule.

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NickiG
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posted October 16, 2011 10:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NickiG     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOLOLOL

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I once saw a sign that said "sin is death" but if "all deaths are suicide (linda goodman)" and suicide is sin, then shouldnt "death is sin" be more appropriate?

when organic is used to describe food then you know we have come to a dark age in history

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Alma Sun
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posted October 16, 2011 11:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Alma Sun     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
X'D

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