posted January 06, 2010 05:40 AM         

Would like to be my 12th bridesmaid? lol

posted January 06, 2010 05:46 AM         

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A pronounced lack of dress sense in social situations. Typical bogan attire consists of a flannelette shirt, King Gee stubbie shorts (either blue/khaki), torn or soiled jeans from the 1980's or earlier, and of course double-plug standard issue white thong sandals with black rubber. A bogan's dress sense is not influenced by intended destination/occasion hence the line between workwear and formal wear is often hazy at best. On rare occasions bogans may be spotted wearing enclosed shoes when entering the local RSL to "have a slap on the pokies" or to "get ****** wif me mates on the veebs (VB)". A female bogan will usually wear a matching ensemble usually consisting of second-hand fashions or products purchased from the discount retail chains Best and Less or Big W.

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posted January 06, 2010 05:52 AM         

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A lack of personal hygiene. A bogan will often allow his/her hair to grow into an attractive style named the "mullet" as popularised in the 1980's. A hair cut is a rare event for the bogan, and most styling occurs when the razor is brought out to either a) produce a "skinhead" style cut or b) a "frullet" (front-mullet). Similar styles apply for females, however the female bogan frequently colours her hair auburn. The bogan bathroom usually contains a bar of multi-purpose soap used to both cleaning the family, washing the hair, styling the hair and manicures/pedicures. Whilst most non-bogans will use Eau de Toilette spray as a perfume, the most common boganistic fragrance is "Odour of Toilet". The bogan frequently rosters showers at irregular intervals such as once a week for males and twice for females.

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posted January 06, 2010 05:52 AM         

Koi - he always dresses like a bogan.. oh you have NO idea what I put with! You think he's all cute on here? nawwwwww

and I nag and I nag.. and he won't shower ..

posted January 06, 2010 05:55 AM         

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Distinct vocabulary. The bogan language is somewhat foreign to most English-speaking people. For example in boaglish, the word "shooting" would be pronounced as "shootun". Similarly, the word "look out" is pronounced as "look eet". The boaglish alphabet does not contain the letters "i" or "g", hence the pronunciation of words containing the suffix -ing are simply pronounced -un. Examples include "rootun" (rooting), "fishun" (fishing) and the common phrase "where's me fuckun beer woman" (what is the current location of my alcoholic beverage dearest female partner). The boaglish vocabulary is mostly limited to frequent curse-words and miss-pronunciation of common English words. A common bogan trait also includes shortening words. Locations such as the Wyong Leagues Club become the "leaguesy", the Crown Casino becomes the "leaguesy" and females/males such as Sharon/Barry become "Shaz" and "Baz".

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posted January 06, 2010 05:56 AM         

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Coffee will be called Cazz.
Vapor-lash - Vazz
Wheels - Wazz
PA - Pazz
Spanky - Spazz

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omg LOL

posted January 06, 2010 06:09 AM         

My Bogan vow:

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Your unique Nuptials De Bogue

Our love is endless like the sky
You are the apple of my eye

I'll never ever disagree
And love you for eternity

Lose yourself in the moment you better never let it go
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

I vow to change the Huggies at 2am,
love the kids and play with them

I vow to split the difference on the thermostat *

Tato kala wawinakihni omas ape ogna o
uya pi ptayela winapce o iheye wawoslata wanap i

Each night I will snuggle you to remind you of my love
Our romance will rise up to heaven above

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