posted January 13, 2010 09:11 PM         

I love it when Carrie threatens Doug and how Arthur screams! Here are some of my favorites. I prefer Megavideo.com, but youtube’s great too.

Season 2 eps. 9

o I, Candy
aired: Mon, Nov 15, 1999
A waitress at Cooper's asks about Doug's situation, and Doug decides he should start dressing better.

Season 2 eps. 23

o Restaurant Row
aired: Mon, May 8, 2000
Doug takes Carrie to an italian restaurant he found, but Carrie thinks the waiter was rude to her and forbids Doug to go again. Doug loves the restaurant, so he decides to sneak behind her back.

Season 3 eps. 3

o Fatty McButterpants
aired: Mon, Oct 16, 2000
Doug decides he is too fat, and vows to lose 30 pounds.

Season 3 eps. 14

o Paint Misbehavin'
aired: Mon, Feb 5, 2001
Doug makes Carrie tell him people she knows that she finds attractive, and she says Deacon. Deacon is having a birthday party at a paintball course and it turns into a war.

Season 3 eps. 22

o Swim Neighbors
aired: Mon, May 7, 2001
After a storm destroys their fence, Doug and Carrie's neighbors come over to try to convince them to let the fence stay down, so they can have a combined backyard. When Carrie doesn't like the idea, she rushes to build a new fence, which offends their neighbors. Then the Sackskys build a pool that overlooks their yard, and Carrie wants to sue.

Season 4 eps. 2

o Sight Gag
aired: Mon, Oct 1, 2001
Doug realizes that Carrie has hated every gift he has given her. When she starts having to wear glasses again because her vision is going, he decides to get her laser eye surgery. But the problems come when Carrie ends up blind.

Season 4 eps. 6

o Ticker Treat
aired: Mon, Oct 29, 2001
Arthur forbids Halloween to be celebrated in the house, and Doug, fed up with Arthur's demands, defiantly decorates the house with Halloween decorations, which scares Arthur into the hospital. Once Doug finds out why Arthur hates Halloween, he attempts to find a way to make his father-in-law feel better, which is more difficult than he initially thought. Meanwhile, Deacon is concerned with his son's choice of Halloween costume.

Season 4 eps. 8

o Life Sentence
aired: Sun, Nov 11, 2001
After the surgery, Carrie decides it would be a good idea to get life insurance and to make sure Arthur has somewhere to go if one of them dies. When she finds out Doug wouldn't want him if she dies she gets upset. She starts smoking again and Doug thinks she is trying to die first.

Season 4 eps. 10

o Oxy Moron
aired: Mon, Nov 26, 2001
When Doug's first instinct is to use an oxygen mask - released accidentally during a plane landing - for himself instead of allowing Carrie to use it, she is upset, and he tries to prove that he would be willing to risk his life to save her. Spence looks for a new place to live when his rent is raised again and is surprised when Danny doesn't want to live with him.

Season 4 eps. 13

o Food Fight
aired: Mon, Jan 7, 2002
Carrie gets jelous when Doug starts paying a lot of attention to Spence's girlfriend Becky. She is a great cook and Doug is always talking about her food. Carrie tries to impress Doug with her cooking, but can't do it.

Season 4 eps. 15

o Dougie Nights
aired: Mon, Feb 4, 2002
Doug decides to take Deacon out to find women after Kelly left him. When he gets to the club he realizes how much he misses them and starts going even when Deacon doesn't come.

Season 4 eps. 17

o Missing Links
aired: Mon, Mar 4, 2002
Doug and Carrie get tickets to the annual golf outing Carrie's law firm has. They normally take Deacon and Kelly, but they can't. So Doug finds Deacon a new girl, but Carrie hates her.

Season 4 eps. 20

o Lush Life
aired: Mon, Apr 8, 2002
Carrie has started going out for drinks after work with her friends and is coming home nicer than usual. When she gets in a fight with them, Doug realizes it is over, so he starts giving her alcohol at home to make her happier.

Season 4 eps. 21

o Bun Dummy
aired: Mon, Apr 29, 2002
Carrie has started wearing her hair in a bun, which is driving Doug crazy. His high school reunion is coming up and he wants her to go back to her old look so she doesn't look like a librarian.

Season 4 eps. 24

o Two Thirty
aired: Mon, May 20, 2002
Doug visits a dentist who used to like Carrie, and Doug thinks that he is hurting him on purpose for getting Carrie. Arthur owes Deacon some money so he decides to teach Kirby to play piano, even though he has no idea how.

Season 4 eps. 25

o Shrink Wrap
aired: Sun, May 19, 2002
Arthur goes to visit a psychiatrist and they discover what may have caused Arthur's unique personality.

Season 5 eps. 1

o Arthur, Spooner
aired: Mon, Sep 23, 2002
Carrie has to work the nightshift at her lawfirm with a group of morons. Doug doesn't get to see her anymore, so he starts spending time with Arthur.

Season 5 eps. 2

o Window Pain
aired: Mon, Sep 30, 2002
A new couple moves in next to Doug and Carrie, and Carrie worries that they made a bad first impression when she realizes that they heard them fighting. So she decides to invite them over to dinner.

Season 5 eps. 5

o Mammary Lane
aired: Mon, Oct 21, 2002
Carrie agrees to babysit for Mr. Kaplan in hopes of getting on his good side. Mr. Kaplan's son can't stop grabbing Carrie. Doug tries to make a worker at a bowling alley feel good by talking to her, and she thinks he is stalking her.

Season 5 eps. 6

o Business Affairs
aired: Mon, Oct 28, 2002
Doug goes to Carrie's office and meets her "work husband". He gets jelous of how close the two of them are, even though Curt is gay. Carrie says Curt is just like Deacon is to Doug and then Doug and Carrie compete to see who can spend more time with their "work spouse".

Season 5 eps. 9

o Connect Four
aired: Mon, Nov 18, 2002
Carrie wins four free company seats to Knicks games and decides to invite her friend and her husband to go with her and Doug. When Doug hates her husband, Carrie agrees to invite Eddie and his girlfriend, who she ends up hating. They decide they need to break the two groups up and create a new couple to do things with.

Season 5 eps. 10

o Loaner Car
aired: Mon, Nov 25, 2002
Doug agrees to let Deacon borrow Carrie to make Thanksgiving dinner for his family. But when Deacon decides Holly is a better cook things start to get ugly.

Season 5 eps. 12

o Jung Frankenstein
aired: Mon, Jan 6, 2003
Carrie thinks that Doug should go to therapy to find what is making him overeat. When it starts to work, Carrie starts telling the therapist specific things she wants him to change.

Season 5 eps. 14

o Prints Charming
aired: Mon, Feb 3, 2003
Doug and Carrie accidently get the pictures of a couple called the Hofferman's. They see that the couple is doing things such as scuba diving and mountain climbing, so Carrie decides that her and Doug should start being more active.

Season 5 eps. 19

o Cowardly Lyin'
aired: Mon, Mar 31, 2003
Doug and Carrie try to improve their relationship after a fight. Doug promises to stop lying to Carrie, while she tries to be nicer to Doug and stop threatening him with death every time she's mad at him.

Season 5 eps. 24

o Taste Buds
aired: Mon, May 12, 2003
Doug gets upset with Carrie when he finds out that she always lets Arthur have his way, until he finds out he can use this ability in his own advantage to get food, watch the shows he wants and various other things. Meanwhile, Spence wants to see the movie The Warriors of Grün , and to avoid endlessly waiting in line, he sets up a chair in front of the movie theater to be the first one there. But when he has to take his mother to the hospital, Deacon has to take Spence's place in line, but this doesn't really turn out as planned.

Season 6 eps. 1 & 2

o Doug Less (1)
aired: Wed, Oct 1, 2003
Doug has lost a lot of weight and people are commenting on it constantly. Carrie starts to get jelous that people are paying so much attention to Doug. They go on a romantic vacation together and soon Carrie finds out that Doug brought another girl here years ago, but thinks she was the one.

Eps. 3

o King Pong
aired: Wed, Oct 8, 2003
Doug plays several games of ping pong with Arthur and Arthur wins by a lot. He decides to challenge Carrie to a match to prove he is not completly terrible and is destroyed by his wife. Doug decides the only thing to do is ask Arthur to train him so that he can have a rematch with Carrie.

Eps. 10

o American Idle
aired: Wed, Dec 3, 2003
Carrie lost her job and now Doug is annoyed by the fact that she is doing nothing all day when he is struggling to help them survive. Carrie spends her day doing nothing but Doug convinces her to try to find a job. Instead of looking for a new job, Carrie decides to make decorative cell phone covers, which are awful looking.

Eps. 14

o Switch Sitters
aired: Wed, Feb 11, 2004
Due to the fact that Doug and Carrie have watched Deacon and Kelly's kids so much, Doug and Carrie ask Deacon and Kelly to watch Arthur for a night. Trouble arises when they ignore Carrie's warnings about what happens when Arthur eats spicy food.

Eps. 16

o Damned Yanky
aired: Wed, Feb 18, 2004
Doug is sent to the hospital to have his appendix removed. When Carrie is visiting Doug she hears him talking about other women in his sleep and she gets jealous about it.

Eps. 21

o Tank Heaven
aired: Wed, Apr 7, 2004
Carrie wants to start hanging out with people from her office and Doug hates the idea. Carrie forces him to go along with it, so Doug decides to get back at her by doing embarrassing things while she is out of the room to drive them away. Danny and Spence realize that women like men who take care of elderly people, so they start using Arthur to get dates.

Eps. 23
o Icky Shuffle
aired: Wed, May 12, 2004
Carrie is sick and she was supposed to be Arthur's partner in a shuffleboard tournament. Doug ends up having to do it, but he is a terrible player. Just when he is starting to like it, Arthur replaces him with Spence, a former shuffleboard champion. Carrie eventually begins to feel better but pretends to be sick to keep getting food from Holly.

Eps. 24

o Awful Bigamy
aired: Wed, May 19, 2004
Holly gets kicked out of her apartment leaving her with no place to live. Arthur offers to let her stay in the basement with him. Carrie is very busy and to help out, Holly starts cooking and doing other work around the house. Doug learns what it is like to have an upstairs wife, and a downstairs wife.

Season 7

Eps. 2
o Dugan Groupie
aired: Wed, Nov 3, 2004
Carrie is put in charge of a group of people and has to get a project done. She works during the night and Doug begins to miss her, so he starts spending time with Arthur.

Eps. 3
o Furious Gorge
aired: Wed, Nov 10, 2004
Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight problem and convinces him to go to an overeaters group. Doug goes but sees the food in the room is all healthy so he walks into a room with doughnuts. He soon finds out that it is a support group for people in abusive relationships. Soon Doug starts blaming his overeating on Carrie and her constant anger at him.

Eps. 7
o Silent Mite
aired: Wed, Dec 15, 2004
Doug and Carrie are shopping for Christmas when Doug sees a midget hitting on Carrie. He decides to go over and chase him away. Later when he is trying to buy something he realizes his wallet is gone, and thinks the midget stole it. Doug decides to hunt him down with Arthur's help rather than talk to a short policeman about it.

Eps. 9
o Cologne Ranger
aired: Wed, Jan 12, 2005
While out shopping Doug finds a new cologne that he likes. Everyone is complimenting him on how good he smells, until he gets home and Carrie tells him that she hates it. Doug decides to keep wearing it in secret, and soon Carrie finds out and tries to get him to stop by doing things he hates.

Eps 10
o Domestic Disturbance
aired: Wed, Jan 19, 2005
Carrie starts making some extra money and decides to hire a maid. The new maid really annoys Doug because she is constantly moving things and only speaks Spanish. Doug decides to fire her and hire Spence's mom who ends up being terrible at the job.

Eps. 12
o Gym Neighbors
aired: Wed, Feb 9, 2005
Lou is selling some of his old exercise equiptment, and his videogames which he has become addicted to so his wife is making him sell them. Doug decides to buy a home gym because he feels that Carrie might be putting on some weight. Lou agrees to be their personal trainer, and Doug has a hard time, so he agrees to let Lou play video games during his workout time if he does not have to do any work.

Eps. 15
o Deconstructing Carrie
aired: Wed, Mar 2, 2005
Carrie is feeling depressed about her looks with her 35th birthday approaching. Doug decides to get construction workers to hit on her as she walks by.

Season 8
Eps. 1
o Pole Lox
aired: Mon, Sep 19, 2005
While at the gym with his friends Doug sees a pole dancing class. He decides he has to convince Carrie to take the class. She reluctantly agrees, but then she loves it. She decides to show Doug on a pole that they installed in their room, but Doug finds out she is horrible.

Eps. 2
o Vocal Discord
aired: Mon, Sep 26, 2005
Doug and Carrie get into a fight and a program on Carrie's computer records the entire thing. When they see the things they said to each other they decide to talk to a marriage counselor

Eps. 6
o Shear Torture
aired: Mon, Oct 24, 2005
Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes that he is constantly getting haircuts from a hairstylist just because he thinks she is hot. Spence asks Lou to go to a Sci-fi convention with him and Lou reluctantly agrees. Soon Lou is excited about it. Spence has to get Lou not to go after he meets Adam West in the subway and he agrees to go.

Eps. 7
o Inn Escapable
aired: Mon, Nov 7, 2005
Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being a terrible place. The owners are disgusting but nice, so Doug does not want to hurt their feeling by leaving, but they try to find a way out.

Eps. 9
o G'Night, Stalker
aired: Mon, Nov 21, 2005
When Doug starts receiving fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club, he lets the attention go to his head, only to have his ego shattered when the emails suddenly stop coming. When the emails applauding Doug's singing suddenly stop, Doug goes back to the karaoke club in an attempt to get his fans back. But when Carrie discovers an email from a rabid fan, she jealously puts a block on all of Doug's incoming emails. After Doug finally unblocks his email, he discovers that the adoring emails have turned insulting and threatening.

Eps. 12
o Fresh Brood
aired: Mon, Jan 9, 2006
When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug gets annoyed and tries to convince Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Dann. In order to help convince Carrie it's time for a child, Doug borrows the baby from Danny so they can give parenting a test run. Doug quickly adjusts to being a dad, but the transition isn't as smooth for Carrie. Meanwhile, Arthur resorts to blackmail when he's denied the title of "customer of the month" at a local coffee shop.

Eps. 13
o Gambling N'Diction
aired: Mon, Jan 23, 2006
After convincing his mom they could make a fortune, Doug and his mom set off on a series of smaller poker games in order to come up with the $1,000 buy-in to play in the high stakes game. Meanwhile, when a job promotion becomes available, Carrie's boss tells her that she would have a better chance of landing the job if she could lose her accent. Carrie hesitantly agrees to let Spence, who proclaims to be a speech coach, help her lose her thick accent. Although after several difficult sessions, both Carrie and Spence realize this is going to be tougher than they expected.

Eps. 16
o Knee Jerk
aired: Mon, Mar 6, 2006
When Arthur discovers that Doug is fully recovered, he blackmails him in order to get things that Carrie won't let him have. Meanwhile, when the slam ball court becomes available at Doug's gym, he tells Carrie he's at his physical therapist's office in order to buy him some playing time. But when Carrie comes home and discovers that someone has doped Arthur with sleeping pills, she becomes frantic and goes to find Doug.

Eps. 17
o Present Tense
aired: Mon, Mar 13, 2006
When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home. Doug and Carrie can't bear to hang the disproportioned painting, which shows Doug with tremendous teeth and Carrie with a hideously oversized arm, but Deacon stops by and hangs the picture for them. Unable to get the image out of their heads, Doug and Carrie convince Danny and Spence to break into their home and steal the painting.

Eps. 18
o Sold-Y Locks
aired: Mon, Mar 20, 2006
After convincing Carrie to sell her hair to a wigmaker so they can afford to join Deacon and Kelly on a cruise, Doug realizes he doesn't find Carrie's new shorter hairdo attractive. When Carrie catches Doug making fun on her hair to the cruise ship's entertainer, Robert Goulet, Carrie locks herself in their cabin. Doug and Deacon then turn to Goulet and his wardrobe department to help them find a wig for Carrie. Meanwhile, when Arthur sees Carrie's new hairdo, he starts thinking that Carrie might not be his biological daughter and uncorks a plan to gather DNA to prove whether or not Carrie is his offspring.

Eps. 19
o Emotional Rollercoaster
aired: Mon, Apr 10, 2006
Doug lies to Carrie and tells her that he regrets not accomplishing more in life and that he's going to sign up for the IPS management program. As part of his new outlook on life, he tells Carrie that he also he needs to conquer a local rollercoaster called "Goliath." However, Doug gets busted when he and Carrie run into his boss at the amusement park and she thanks him for accepting Doug into the IPS management course. Meanwhile, Deacon, Arthur and Spence have a wonderful day at the amusement park, when they learn they can skip waiting in the long lines by putting Arthur in a wheelchair.

Season 9
Eps. 1
o Mama Cast
aired: Wed, Dec 6, 2006
When Carries tells Doug to find a way to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck he sees for sale. Thinking this is a good way to make money, he sets out to sell ice cream. Trouble comes when he tries delivering in another truck driver's zone, leading to a war of the ice cream men.

Eps. 2
o Affair Trade
aired: Wed, Dec 6, 2006
A woman keeps calling Doug's house, claiming to have spent a romantic weekend with him, but Doug has no idea who she is and tries to find a way to stop her from calling. Realizing that she is calling the wrong Doug Heffernan and leaving sexy messages, he sets out to stop Carrie from finding out, but when she does find out and does not care, Doug becomes even more upset about the situation.

Eps. 4
o Major Disturbance
aired: Wed, Dec 13, 2006
Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug. Arthur also realizes that he can make money by charging people to fill a seat in their car, allowing them ride in the carpool lane.

Eps. 5
o Ruff Goin'
aired: Wed, Dec 20, 2006
When Doug and Carrie are not invited to the block party, Doug shows up anyways and ends up adopting a dog to prove he is a good person. Doug finds out that a dog is a lot of work and tries to find a way to return it without looking bad, but before he can, Carrie tells him they have to keep the dog a little longer because their neighbor, Glenn, says he can get her a good deal on a massage chair. Arthur also tries to help Danny break his addiction to gambling, but ends up getting hooked on it too.

Eps. 6
o Brace Yourself
aired: Wed, Jan 3, 2007
Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, which leads Arthur to try to convince his family that he should get braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie, by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested

Eps. 7
o Home Cheapo
aired: Mon, Apr 9, 2007
When Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation house on a lake Carrie convinces Doug that they were able to afford it because the two were so cheap and never pay for anything when they are together. Doug and Carrie go to the new home with Deacon and Kelly and decide to get back at them by making Deacon and Kelly pay for everything. Spence is also trying to find a new job and Arthur decides to give him advice on getting one.

Eps. 8
o Offensive Fowl
aired: Mon, Apr 16, 2007
Doug, in an effort to be more healthy decides to become a vegetarian, which angers Carrie when he decides to push his new beliefs on her.