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Topic: Cheer me up - purleease!
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eskimono
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posted February 12, 2010 02:51 PM
 
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starkiss1
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posted February 12, 2010 03:18 PM
Hey, it's easy to explain. You are his EX and you were very close. His wife probably told him
NOT TO invite you OR ELSE!!!!
Forget the ba$tard, go and get married and DON'T invite him to your wedding!!! That will show him.  Big hug to you, it's a **** day for you, but tomorrow is on it's way.  IP: Logged |
eskimono
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posted February 12, 2010 03:41 PM
She doesn't know about me, I don't think? I have never met her. Romantic involvement was very brief, to everyone other than us we were only ever friends. Regardless, that post did make me laugh out loud. Keep it coming!
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GypseeWind
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posted February 12, 2010 04:10 PM
Miss Kiss is right, she may not KNOW you, but she probably knows ABOUT you, and you know what? You are too good for him any way, Eskimono, so let her have him, thereby freeing yourself up for your TRUE soul mate who will come and sweep you off your feet.Then, have a big, huge lavish wedding, officiated by an Elvis impersonator, invite all of US, in which, we shall splash pictures of you and your beloved all over the net, thereby making you the next William Hung, and you shall have your 15 minutes of fame, while they have already settled down into mudane domesticity. There, hows that? What would like me to wear. Please try to veer away from yellow in bridesmaid dresses, tends to make me look like a swamp frog. Thanks.
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starkiss1
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posted February 12, 2010 04:14 PM
Gyps, you ARE alive!!! IP: Logged |
eskimono
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posted February 12, 2010 04:23 PM
Oh Gypsee - I love you!I was thinking of a lovely deep red - the colour of lurrvve, and chocolate brown - the colour of chocolate (the second love of my life)!!! If you schmooze me in the meantime, I'll let you have first choice? And then we can all go to Thailand and stay in private cottages on stilts in the water and party till we drop. Is it Donald Trump you had in mind for me?
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starkiss1
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posted February 12, 2010 05:08 PM
No, I think she meant Richard Branson. He can whisk you all the way to the stars. Better than any MD, huh? IP: Logged |
GypseeWind
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posted February 12, 2010 05:23 PM
Well, I can do red (aries rising) but I LOVE brown, goes with hair and the eyes. So, here is me SCHHHHHMMMMMOOOOOOZZZZZZINNNNG! I'm fairly oozing schmooze, can't you feel it??Let's see, The Donald? Nah, I would fear you'd go broke in hair care products. I mean, I know the man has money, but, exactly how much does it run to keep that flap down?? And what lies under it? Worrisome.
I will have to think of a proper suitor for you, this will take much powers of concentration.
OH, well, if you can take some healthy critisim now and then, Simon is leaving American Idol, perhaps the two of you? Of course, he'll be wearing that dreadful white t-shirt under his tux jacket, but no matter!!
I love you tooooo, Eskimono, with a name like that, what is not to love???
*yes, Kiss, I am alive, I've mailed you twice today dear.
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starkiss1
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posted February 12, 2010 05:38 PM
Simon has awful hair, it looks like a flattened hedgehog. IP: Logged |
eskimono
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posted February 12, 2010 05:50 PM
You girls are really tickling me!Donald - you have a very good point. Richard - he's seems like a nice guy, but.... Simon - would never admit it to my friends, but there is somethin horny about him!!! It's just, without the money how we gonna pay for wedding in Vegas, with the whole of the US invited (all dressed in red and brown), the private cottages in Thailand??? Sorry to say my salary ain't gonna stretch to that!
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GypseeWind
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posted February 12, 2010 06:12 PM
Money, schmoney, we can pool our collective funds to purchase a lotto ticket. The chances of winning are greater with more playing.
So, of course we will win!
That covers the wedding expenses, and don't worry about the Elvis, I know him, and he will do it pro-bono. He really digs it.Simon the hedgehog? Hmmm, well, Eskimono can have him properly coiffed to suit you, Kiss, she does fancy him in secret, and he is worth millionssssssss. IP: Logged |
starkiss1
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posted February 12, 2010 07:39 PM
Eakimono can't possibly fancy a coiffed flattened hedgehog!! Perv...IP: Logged |
GypseeWind
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posted February 12, 2010 08:16 PM
LOL! Starkiss, you doth protest too much, maybe you fancy him! Hahahaha! And don't call me a perv, I resemble that remark! xo.Eskimono, what is your sign, we have to match you astrologically, this way, you've a better chance from the jump. IP: Logged |
eskimono
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Registered: Dec 2009
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posted February 13, 2010 06:16 AM
Thank you - had a lovely sleep and woken up to bright sunshiney day.Gypsee - I am a Scorpio (Virgo Asc and Taurus Moon). Don't know about Si'!! IP: Logged |
GypseeWind
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From: Dayton,Ohio USA
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posted February 14, 2010 11:48 PM
A scorpio? With some Taurus, pfft, you can have any man you want with one smouldering glance. I am sure of it. IP: Logged | |
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