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AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 502 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted June 30, 2010 10:53 AM
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AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 502 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted June 30, 2010 10:59 AM
After you've wiped off the coffee from your keyboard, type in "Why does my"It's oodles of fun I tell you! OOOOOODLES! IP: Logged |
koiflower Knowflake Posts: 1912 From: Australia Registered: Apr 2009
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posted June 30, 2010 06:22 PM
The "Why does me..." is intriguing!!I'm off to have some fun with Google now! IP: Logged |
koiflower Knowflake Posts: 1912 From: Australia Registered: Apr 2009
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posted June 30, 2010 06:41 PM
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AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 502 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted June 30, 2010 06:43 PM
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koiflower Knowflake Posts: 1912 From: Australia Registered: Apr 2009
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posted June 30, 2010 06:43 PM
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AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 502 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted June 30, 2010 06:44 PM
Serotonin is to blame! Excessive release of 5HT(serotonin) from intestinal mucosa cells can cause diarrhea and nausea. Metformin stimulates these intestinal cells to produce increased levels of 5HT, as soon as 10-15 minutes after taking metformin. The good news is that most symptoms dissapear after taking metformin for 2-3 weeks. ?Our results indicate that metformin induces 5-HT3 receptor-independent release of 5-HT from human duodenal mucosa via neuronal and non-neuronal mechanisms. Part of the gastrointestinal side effects observed during treatment with metformin could, thus, be produced by the release of 5-HT and other neurotransmitter substances within the duodenal mucosa.? http://www.springerlink.com/app/home/contribution.asp?wasp=9f8f0aba6b224f108f96bc1157f5a473&referrer=parent&backto=issue,13,15;journal,71,143;linkingpublicationresults,1:100530,1 ?Visceral hypersensitivity implies increased nerve cell signals traveling from the intestines up to the brain (afferent signals), and increased signals going in the opposite direction (efferent signals). These signals are transmitted with the aid of a chemical called serotonin, or 5HT (short for 5-hydroxytryptamine).? http://www.healthandage.com/Home/gm=20!gid2=2071 GLP-1 also stimulates production of insulin and prevents glucose from being absorbed in the intestine. Too much glucose in the intestines causes a form of osmotic diarrhea ? electrolytes become unbalanced, from the unabsorbed glucose and the osmolarity of the stool is changed, causing watery stools and diarrhea.
Scientifically put: ?GLP-1 is an incretin released from L cells in the intestine after oral ingestion of nutrients. This incretin has multiple actions, including stimulation of inhibition of glucagon secretion, increase of glycogen synthase activity, and slowing of gastric emptying, in addition to promotion of satiety and inhibition of food intake (Drucker, 2001 , 2002 ). Mannucci et al. (2001 ) proposed that the reduced food intake and body weight gain in subjects treated with metformin might be related to GLP-1 increase. GLP-1 is rapidly degraded by dipeptidyl peptidase IV (DPPIV or CD26, EC 3.4.14.5 [EC] ), resulting in a circulating half-life of only 1 to 2 min. Thus, inhibition of DPPIV activity could be a useful strategy to enhance the activity of GLP-1. Many studies have confirmed the utility of DPPIV inhibitors not only in the treatment of diabetes with obesity in animal models (Pederson et al., 1998 ; Balkan et al., 1999 ; Pospisilik et al., 2002 ; Reimer et al., 2002 ; Sudre et al., 2002 ), but also in humans (Ahrén et al., 2002 ). These data suggest that DPPIV inhibitors would be of value in the treatment of obesity and diabetes. http://jpet.aspetjournals.org/cgi/content/full/310/2/614 http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=11518688&dopt=Abstract ?Metformin quite frequently (5 to 20%) causes gastrointestinal problems such as nausea, stomach pain, bloating, diarrhea and malabsorption of vitamin B12 and folic acid. These side effects usually go away soon after the metformin is started and occur less often if metformin is taken with food. Another possible problem with metformin is a rare but serious condition called lactic acidosis, when your tissues do not get enough oxygen to survive. To avoid this problem, metformin should not be given to people with kidney or liver disease, severe heart failure, or a history of alcohol abuse.? http://www.chem.ox.ac.uk/mom/metformin/Metformin.htm
?Metformin is a biguanide derivative, which resembles 5-HT3-receptor agonists in its structure. Activation of 5-HT3 receptors is known to induce nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea.? http://www.americantherapeutics.com/pt/re/ajt/abstract.00045391-200311000-00012.htm;jsessionid=DibdmQvy8lz5IXLYp2kQvjE2zXKM0UgOXRFBy3N0mSZUV818oNhm!1389088241!-949856145!9001!-1 ?However, its mechanism of action is not fully understood at the molecular level. Recently, it was indicated that metformin increases plasma active glucagon-like peptide-1 (GLP-1) in obese nondiabetic subjects (Mannucci et al., 2001 )? http://jpet.aspetjournals.org/cgi/content/full/310/2/614 Metformin (Glucophage) is the only available member of the biguanide class. Metformin decreases hepatic (liver) glucose production, decreases intestinal absorption of glucose and increases peripheral glucose uptake and use. http://www.healthatoz.com/healthatoz/Atoz/ency/antidiabetic_drugs.jsp ?Gastrointestinal adverse effects such as abdominal pain, nausea, dyspepsia, anorexia, and diarrhea are common and widely accepted when occurring at the start of metformin therapy. Diarrhea occurring long after the dosage titration period is much less well recognized.? http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/418308 ?The most common side effect of Metformin HCl immediate-release is diarrhea. In a clinical trial of 286 subjects, 53.2% of the 141 who were given Metformin IR (as opposed to placebo) reported diarrhea, and 25.5% reported nausea/vomiting. (source: Drug Facts & Comparisons 2005)? http://psychcentral.com/psypsych/Metformin#Side-effects
?Metformin HCl is generally well tolerated, but can cause minor transient gastrointestinal upsets. These can generally be avoided by taking metformin with meals or, occasionally, by temporarily lowering the dose. Approximately 3% of patients may have to discontinue treatment because of this complication. In the majority of patients who show signs of intolerance, gastrointestinal upsets disappear by the time the diabetes is controlled and do not return. It is, therefore, important not to discontinue therapy at the first signs of intolerance to metformin.? http://www.medsafe.govt.nz/profs/Datasheet/g/Glucomettab.htm ?METFORMIN ? Metformin has been used in Europe for over thirty years, and has been available in the United States since March 1995. It is effective only in the presence of insulin but, in contrast to sulfonylureas, it does not directly stimulate insulin secretion. Its major effect is to increase insulin action. How metformin increases insulin action is not known but it is known to affect many tissues. One important effect appears to be suppression of glucose output from the liver. Clinical use ? Metformin is most often used in patients with type 2 diabetes who are obese, because it promotes modest weight reduction or at least weight stabilization. This is in contrast to the increased appetite and weight gain often induced by insulin and sulfonylureas. Metformin typically lowers fasting blood glucose concentrations by approximately 20 percent, a response similar to that achieved with a sulfonylurea. Metformin given in combination with a sulfonylurea lowers blood glucose concentrations more than either drug alone. In addition to causing modest weight loss, metformin has two other advantages as compared with sulfonylureas. They are: · It is less likely to cause hypoglycemia. · It has prominent lipid-lowering activity, producing a significant reduction in serum triglyceride and free fatty acid concentrations, a small reduction in serum low-density lipoprotein (LDL) cholesterol concentration, and an elevation in serum high-density lipoprotein (HDL) cholesterol concentration. There are, however, two disadvantages to metformin: the risk for lactic acidosis described below and its prominent gastrointestinal side effects.? http://www.bouldermedicalcenter.com/Articles/oral_hypoglycemic_drugs.htm ?Metformin interferes with several processes linked to HGP (gluconeogenesis, glycogenolysis and their regulatory mechanisms), lowering glucose production and resensitizing the liver to insulin. The hepatic drug effect is largely favoured by prevailing glycemia. In peripheral tissues, metformin potentiates the effects of both hyperglycemia and hyperinsulinemia. Increase in glucose-mediated glucose transport is mainly mediated by an improvement in the glucose transporter's intrinsic activity. Potentiation of the hormone effect relates to an increase in insulin receptor tyrosine kinase activity.? http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=10443322&dopt=Abstract ?Metformin decreases hepatic glucose production, decreases intestinal absorption of glucose, and improves insulin sen-sitivity by increasing peripheral glucose uptake and utilization.? ?Food decreases the extent of and slightly delays the absorption of metformin, as shown by approximately a 40% lower mean peak plasma concentration (C max ), a 25% lower area under the plasma concentration versus time curve (AUC), and a 35 minute prolongation of time to peak plasma concentration (T max ) following adminis-tration of a single 850-mg tablet of metformin with food, compared to the same tablet strength administered fasting.? http://www.healthscout.com/rxdetail/68/50/5/main.html ?Once a patient is stabilized on any dose level of metformin, gastrointestinal symptoms, which are common during initiation of therapy, are unlikely to be drug related. Later occurrence of gastrointestinal symptoms could be due to lactic acidosis or other serious disease.? http://www.fda.gov/ohrms/dockets/dailys/02/May02/053102/800471e6.pdf There is a newer form of metformin recently approved by the FDA. Glumetza, is an extended-release form of metformin, available in 500-milligram and 1,000 tablets, and is intended not to cause gastrointestinal problems. ?Glumetza's extended-release system (a special coating that causes the drug to be absorbed slowly) is designed to deliver high doses without raising the risk of gastrointestinal side effects.? http://www.diabetesselfmanagement.com/article.cfm?aid=2023&sid=8 I hope this has helped. Please request an Answer Clarification, before rating, if any part of my answer is unclear.
Sincerely, Crabcakes
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AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 502 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted June 30, 2010 06:45 PM
Please give me your advice on the following problem. Ever since purchasing a Compaq computer with Windows XP, I have been unable to open e-mail attachments. I use web-based e-mail. Typically, I click on the attachment link. Microsoft Word opens up with a dialog box message stating: "Microsoft Word The command cannot be performed because a dialog box is open. Click OK, and then close dialog boxes to continue." I can make out another dialog box behind this one. It appears to say "Windows Installer". When I click "OK" on the top, "command cannot be performed" dialog box, two things might happen. Either Microsoft Word shuts down, or I am taken to a new dialog box which is called ""Microsoft Office 2003 Setup"". It asks that I provide a "25-character Product Key" which is said to be available on "the cd case" or on the "certificate of authenticity". Is this a program that I must purchase? I did not have it on my old computer, but I had no problems opening attachments. I did have Word Perfect, though. I have been using the Microsoft Works Word Processor without a problem. I didn't have to install anything. If I must purchase this (Office 2003) program, how do I go about it? If it is not necessary to purchase this program, then how do I go about opening my attachments? Clarification of Question by alexandraroman-ga on 31 Jan 2005 06:16 PST To guzzi-ga: I've tried (& failed) to open attachments ending ".doc". I have also tried (& failed) to open an attachment ending ".pps". Thanks. Request for Question Clarification by feilong-ga on 31 Jan 2005 09:41 PST Hi Alexandra, Do you have .doc (Microsoft Word) and .pps (Microsoft PowerPoint)files in your computer? Can you open these files using your Microsoft Works? -Feilong Clarification of Question by alexandraroman-ga on 31 Jan 2005 15:05 PST To Feilong: It's a relatively new computer, so i don't have much saved. The things created in the Microsoft Works Word Processor end ".wps". I've also saved some pages off the internet. As an experiment, I just sent one of these ".wps" files to myself as an attachment using yahoo mail. It went without a problem but, when I tried to open the attachment, I got a box saying: "Works cannot open the file you have selected. The file may have been deleted or moved. To remove this file from the list, find the file name in the Works Tasks Launcher. Click the file name with the right mouse button and then click Delete." When I click OK to get rid of the box, the Microsoft Works Word Processor opens up to a blank page. Needless to say, I have no problem opening this file except when it is an attachment. Maybe I should mention that I use two web-based e-mails. There is yahoo which I just used to try to open the ".wps" file. The ".doc" files and ".pps" file came through university e-mail (also web-based). Thanks. Request for Question Clarification by feilong-ga on 31 Jan 2005 16:08 PST Hi, Thanks for replying to my question. "Needless to say, I have no problem opening this file except when it is an attachment." This is basically your main problem. Instead of left-clicking on the attachment link, try right-clicking on it. A menu will appear where you can choose "Save target as..." and download the .wps attachment to a location of your choice because you have no problem opening files in your computer. Now do the same on the .doc and .pps. and see if you can open them using Microsoft Works. Please tell me what happens so I'll know how to proceed. Thank you. -Feilong Clarification of Question by alexandraroman-ga on 31 Jan 2005 18:33 PST To feilong-ga: This worked with the ".wps" file that I sent to myself. It does not work with the ".doc" file which someone sent to me. The same thing happened which I've described. I am able to save the file but, when I try to open it, I get: "Microsoft Word The command cannot be performed because a dialog box is open. Click OK, and then close dialog boxes to continue." This time, the "Microsoft Office 2003 Setup" which asks for the product key is visible behind the first box. Do you think this is just a matter of my not having the program I need to open these attachments? I don't want to buy something which I don't need. I would have thought a new computer with XP would have whatever is necessary to open most attachments. Does "set up" imply that the program is there on the computer but that I must go through some kind of process to install it? If I click on "start" Microsoft Office Word 2003 is there. If I click on it, I get the "Set Up" box which asks for the 25-character product key. Appreciate your help. Dazed & Confused. Clarification of Question by alexandraroman-ga on 31 Jan 2005 21:05 PST Update for feilong-ga: I went to the Microsoft website. It stated that if a program came with a computer, one should contact the computer company. They provide a list of companies with 800 numbers. I called Compaq and got a very helpful guy named Keith. Turns out that the default for opening programs was set for Microsoft Office even though it is not installed on the computer. There IS a two month free trial offer for Office on the computer. Maybe this is why the default was set to it. Very unhelpful of them if this is the case. Anyway, he took me through changing the default. It went: START to CONTROL PANEL to SWITCH TO CLASSIC VIEW (UPPER LEFT OF BOX) to FOLDER OPTIONS to FILE TYPES. Once I was in FILE TYPES, he had me go down the list of extensions until I came to a "doc" one. He had me highlight this and click the "CHANGE" button. An "OPEN WITH" box opened. It was set to Office. I changed it to the works word processor. Now, I tried to open the .doc attachment that I had been unable to open before. The Works Word Processor opened, but I got the: "Works cannot open the file you have selected. The file may have been deleted or moved. To remove this file from the list, find the file name in the Works Tasks Launcher. Click the file name with the right mouse button and then click Delete." But, when I followed your advice and right clicked it & saved it, I was finally able to open the attachment. Hurrah! I've written all this down in case anyone is having the same problem. Thanks for your help. I'm ready to put through the payment (your suggestion was the final thing that allowed me to open the document). Just post your last comment as an answer, or however you go about it. I wonder if this is at all a common problem with trial offers for microsoft products. Also, I wonder why I can't just click on the attachment the way I used to with my old computer. Answer Subject: Re: Why can't I open attachments? Answered By: feilong-ga on 31 Jan 2005 23:11 PST Rated:4 out of 5 stars Hi Alexandra, First of all, thank you very much for allowing me to post an official answer. I'm glad you found my suggestion useful. Now let me add some more helpful comments. For .doc files, you can always right-click on it (after you've downloaded them), choose "Open with" and select "Wordpad". The built-in Wordpad in your WinXP will open .doc files as well as .wri and .rtf files. However, if the .doc file you downloaded contains special formatting and or functions specific only to MS Word, the document might not display correctly and/or you may not be able to open the file at all. Furthermore, you won't be able to access .pps and .ppt files with Works especially if the file contains special formatting and/or functions specific only to MS PowerPoint. The result will be the same as what I mentioned above. Therefore I suggest that you get yourself a copy of MS Office to access the full features of the software and also to be able to use other useful MS programs like Excel (.xls) Who knows, somebody might send you this kind of file and you will have the same problem without MS Office. Regarding MS Office, I'm in no way representing the product or company in this answer. The answer is only to inform you and help you make your decision. I hope this helps you. If you have a question, please feel free to post your clarification and I'll attend to you as soon as possible. Thanks for asking. Best regards, Feilong alexandraroman-ga rated this answer:4 out of 5 stars Comments Subject: Re: Why can't I open attachments? From: guzzi-ga on 30 Jan 2005 19:57 PST
Can you advise on the attachment types which you are trying to open, such as doc jpg etc. Best Subject: Re: Why can't I open attachments? From: manuka-ga on 16 Feb 2005 01:48 PST One comment which hopefully will help with the problem of opening attachments: when the computer complains that it can't find the file (as opposed to finding it but not being able to open it) it's often because there are spaces in the file name or path, and the open command hasn't been properly configured to handle them. To fix this, you need to go into the FILE TYPES area that you used to change the opening program to Works. Go to the "Open" action and click Edit. Check the ending of the definition. If it has the program name and nothing else, or if it has the program name followed by something like %1, change it so that it has the program name followed by "%1". The " marks tell Windows to treat the whole filename as a single object and not break it up at the spaces. In other words, if it says "C:\Program Files\Microsoft Works\Works.exe" or "C:\Program Files\Microsoft Works\Works.exe" %1 change it to "C:\Program Files\Microsoft Works\Works.exe" "%1" If it has something else at the end with a % sign, make sure there are " marks around the bit with the % sign. IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 502 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted June 30, 2010 06:46 PM
Subject: Dog Category: Family and Home > Pets Asked by: quipster-ga List Price: $30.00 Posted: 18 Feb 2005 14:33 PST Expires: 20 Mar 2005 14:33 PST Question ID: 476802Why does my male dachshund lick my face? He does it in the morning and as a greeting . he does it for quite some time and is very determined with it. Also, more so on my husbands face. Why? Answer Subject: Re: Dog Answered By: tlspiegel-ga on 18 Feb 2005 15:31 PST Rated:5 out of 5 stars Hi quipster, Ah... the age-old "why does my dog like to lick my face" question! Interesting subject and there's many theories. Of course, the answer I'm providing doesn't specifically address male daschunds because Dog Licking Human Faces is universal to all dogs - no matter what breed or sex! As to why your doggie likes to concentrate on licking your husband's face more than yours - perhaps it's the after shave he uses, perhaps it's just because he allows your dog to lick his face more than you do, or any possible reason. Impossible to know! ======== HealtyPet.com http://www.healthypet.com/faq_view.aspx?ID=88&sid=1 Question: Why does my dog lick me? "My dog likes to lick me a lot, especially when I'm sitting on the couch watching TV or just after a shower. Sometimes it feels like he's giving me a bath. Why does he do this?" Answer: "Dogs lick for a lot of reasons. Licking is a submissive social signal, first of all, allowing dogs to show deference to dominant "pack members." Puppies lick to solicit solid food from their mothers when they're weaned, so a young dog may lick to request its dinner. Some dogs lick as a substitute for puppy mouthing behavior. They've been trained not to put their teeth on people, so they lick to occupy their mouths. Licking may be a sign of affection, your dog's way of showing you that he's enjoying spending time cuddled on the couch with you. Or, he may just like the taste of your soap! Though it's usually harmless, licking can be a problem if carried to an extreme." ========= Do Dogs Really Love Us? http://www.byarden.com/pets/ddrlu.html "CAVE MEN FIRST TAMED PACKS OF wild dogs tens of thousands of years ago. Descendants of wolves, dogs proved worthy hunting partners and carriers of heavy loads. Their role: Serve people. Somewhere along the way, early canines wagged their tails and delivered friendly licks to their keepers' faces. Could their actions be interpreted as the earliest signs of love from dogs toward people? Or were these dogs merely driven by the basic hunger instinct and smelled food trapped in the beards of cave men? Archaeologists and animal behaviorists can only speculate." See photo top right side of page: Is that a kiss or a replication of wolf behavior shown below?
See photo bottom of page: Wolf pups lick their mother's faces so they would regurgitate food for them. ========= http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-1187.html "Your chihuahua will like to lick your face since you are pack leader, it's not a good idea to try to break them of it, it's a way of showing respect and acknowledging that you outrank them. You can teach them the command "Enough" so that they stop after a few token 'kisses' on the cheek, you don't have to allow on the mouth kisses..." ========= Greeting http://hk.geocities.com/lau_tania/key10.htm "All dog lovers have seen how a dog greets either its owner or another dog by wagging its tail, pulling its lips back in a grin or licking the face of the welcome friend." [...] "The licking of the face is an intriguing gesture, coming directly from the instinct of the wolf. When the mother wolf has returned from the hunt, her pups will lick her face to stimulate the mother to regurgitate food for them. In this way, they are weaned from milk to solids. Little do most dog owners know that when their dog gives them a kiss on their return home, it is actually asking them to regurgitate some food!" ========= An interesting article about Dog Saliva can be found at: http://www.unclematty.com/woofpub/articles/dogsaliva.htm?#342 ========= keyword search: why do dogs lick their humans face dog licks human faces why do dogs lick us dog licks my face dog saliva ========= Best regards, tlspiegel
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams
quipster-ga rated this answer:5 out of 5 stars Great! Nice email and greeting. Comments Subject: Re: Dog From: am777-ga on 18 Feb 2005 14:40 PST
perhaps interesting for you to read? http://malteseforum.com/indexer/why-do-dogs-lick-us-3659_10.htm Subject: Re: Dog From: tlspiegel-ga on 18 Feb 2005 17:00 PST Hi quipster, Thank you for the 5 star rating! Best regards, tlspiegel (Human to 2 miniature poodles who must wake me up at the break of dawn by - yep... you guessed it! Happy licks and kisses.) Subject: Re: Dog From: tlspiegel-ga on 18 Feb 2005 18:09 PST Hi quipster, I meant to type: there are many theories, instead of there's many theories. Regards, tlspiegel Subject: Re: Dog From: xcarlx-ga on 19 Feb 2005 00:51 PST I know that face licking is usually more vigorous than other licking purposes, but is there anything a dog will NOT lick? In addition to their own parts and our faces (yuck!), I have seen them lick toys, walls, carpet, rocks, and dirt. With this in mind, I think we can lower our requirement for a reason why they lick our faces. I would say a combination of cleaning instinct (they do the same thing to puppies, sometimes for a very long time), a standard greeting, exploratory purposes (mouth and toungue are their primary method of manipulation--ever see a dog use a lick to poke at small objects like frogs?), and a nice salty human face should leave us asking why a dog wouldn't want to lick people. Subject: Re: Dog From: savco-ga on 20 Feb 2005 07:02 PST Dogs like salt, as do most animals, and perhaps this is why they lick your face. I know that my dogs will lick my bare arms and legs in the summer. The other reason could have to do with regurgitating food as posted by someone else, but I'm not sure on it. IP: Logged |
koiflower Knowflake Posts: 1912 From: Australia Registered: Apr 2009
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posted June 30, 2010 06:49 PM
What's small and fluffly and spins in a circle? (40 seconds) http://funnyjunk.com/youtube/23580/Dog+Can+t+Get+Out/ IP: Logged | |