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Musette
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posted July 06, 2010 09:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Musette     Edit/Delete Message
There goes my dream of moving to Sweden and naming my kids Metallica and Ikea.

Here in the U.S., you can name your kid almost anything, but that's not the case everywhere in the world. Let's take a look at some countries with pretty strict or otherwise fascinating baby-naming laws.

1. Sweden

Enacted in 1982, the Naming law in Sweden was originally created to prevent non-noble families from giving their children noble names, but a few changes to the law have been made since then.

The part of the law referencing first names reads: "First names shall not be approved if they can cause offense or can be supposed to cause discomfort for the one using it, or names which for some obvious reason are not suitable as a first name."

If you later change your name, you must keep at least one of the names that you were originally given, and you can only change your name once.

Rejected names: "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb111163 (pronounced Albin, naturally) was submitted by a child's parents in protest of the Naming law. It was rejected. The parents later submitted "A" (also pronounced Albin) as the child's name. It, too, was rejected.

Also rejected: Metallica, Superman, Veranda, Ikea and Elvis.

Accepted names: Google as a middle name, Lego.

2. Germany

In Germany, you must be able to tell the gender of the child by the first name, and the name chosen must not be negatively affect the well being of the child. Also, you can not use last names or the names of objects or products as first names.

Whether or not your chosen name will be accepted is up to the office of vital statistics, the Standesamt, in the area in which the child was born. If the office rejects your proposed baby name, you may appeal the decision. But if you lose, you'll have to think of a different name. Each time you submit a name you pay a fee, so it can get costly.

When evaluating names, the Standesamt refers to a book which translates to "the international manual of the first names," and they also consult foreign embassies for assistance with non-German names. Because of the hassle parents have to go through to name their children, many opt for traditional names such as Maximilian, Alexander, Marie and Sophie.

Rejected names: Matti was rejected for a boy because it didn't indicate gender.

Approved names: Legolas and Nemo were approved for baby boys.

3. New Zealand

New Zealand's Births, Deaths and Marriages Registration Act of 1995 doesn't allow people to name their children anything that "might cause offence to a reasonable person; or [...] is unreasonably long; or without adequate justification, [...] is, includes, or resembles, an official title or rank." Officials at the registrar of births have successfully talked parents out of some more embarrassing names.

Rejected names: Stallion, Yeah Detroit, Fish and Chips, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucy, Sex Fruit, Satan and Adolf Hitler

Approved names: Benson and Hedges (for a set of twins), Midnight Chardonnay, Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence

4. Japan

In Japan, one given name and one surname are chosen for babies, except for the imperial family, who only receive given names. Except for a few examples, it is obvious which are the given names and which are the surnames, regardless of in what order the names have been given. There are a couple thousand "name kanji" and "commonly used characters" for use in naming babies, and only these official kanji may be used in babies' given names. The purpose of this is to make sure that all names can be easily read and written by the Japanese. The Japanese also restrict names that might be deemed inappropriate.

Rejected names: Akuma, meaning "devil."

5. Denmark

Denmark's very strict Law on Personal Names is in place to protect children from having odd names that suit their parents' fancy. To do this, parents can choose from a list of 7,000 pre-approved names, some for girls, some for boys.

If you want to name your child something that isn't on the list, you have to get special permission from your local church, and the name is then reviewed by governmental officials. Creative spellings of more common names are often rejected.

The law states that girls and boys must have names that indicate their gender, you can't use a last name as a first name and unusual names may be rejected. Of the approximately 1,100 names that are reviewed each year, 15-20 percent of the names are rejected. There are also laws in place to protect rare Danish last names.

Rejected names: Anus, Pluto and Monkey.

Approved names: Benji, Jiminico, Molli and Fee.

6. China

Most new babies in China are now basically required to be named based on the ability of computer scanners to read those names on national identification cards. The government recommends giving children names that are easily readable, and encourages Simplified characters over Traditional Chinese ones.

Parents can technically choose the given name, but numbers and non-Chinese symbols and characters are not allowed.

Also, now, Chinese characters that can not be represented on the computer are not allowed. There are over 70,000 Chinese characters, but only about 13,000 can be represented on the computer. Because this requirement is a new one, some citizens are having their name misrepresented, and some have to change their names to be accurately shown on the identification cards.

Rejected names: "@": Wang "At" was rejected as a baby name. The parents felt that the @ symbol had the right meaning for them. @ in Chinese is pronounced "ai-ta" which is very similar to a phrase that means "love him."

Source: http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/07/03/mf.baby.naming.laws/index.html?hpt=C1

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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted July 06, 2010 09:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message
Sex Fruit!!!!

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charmainec
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posted July 07, 2010 02:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message

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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies with in us."
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PeaceAngel
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posted July 07, 2010 02:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
There was a case in New Zealand, last year I think, where the baby's name was so outrageous that welfare took the child from the parents.

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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted July 07, 2010 09:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message
wow. That's hard core.

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katatonic
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posted July 07, 2010 10:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for katatonic     Edit/Delete Message
aaarrrggghhhh....

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Musette
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posted July 07, 2010 01:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Musette     Edit/Delete Message
Wow, PA. I had to look that one up. I think you're referring to the 2008 case of a 9-year-old girl named "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii." She was already the subject of a custody fight, and the court took guardianship until she could be renamed. Poor little girl asked people to call her "K" because she was so embarrassed by her real name.

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PeaceAngel
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posted July 08, 2010 08:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Musette

Yes, I think that's the one. Poor kid.

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WinkAway
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posted July 08, 2010 12:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WinkAway     Edit/Delete Message
seriously? LMAO! Poor thing.. What do people think?!?!

And seriously...fish and chips?

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WinkAway
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posted July 08, 2010 12:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WinkAway     Edit/Delete Message
My mom told me about someone she knew who named their kid Justin Casey Falls....

I thought that was kinda cute, people hardly ever use the middle name.

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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted July 08, 2010 12:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message
When I got big enough, I wanted to change my middle name so Then I could be Amanda Touch

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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted July 08, 2010 02:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cpn_edgar_winner     Edit/Delete Message
my son has this friend named cash money.

his mom was really setting the bar pretty high with that one.
drug dealer or pimp. you can grow up to be either, but chances of becoming the president are pretty slim there cash.
Now...PIck up your pants...I said....
PULL UP YOUR FREAKING PANTS!


i thought about changing my last name to dot com.
so many people gossip and talk i figured give em something to talk about, but i never took the time to do it.

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WinkAway
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posted July 08, 2010 06:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WinkAway     Edit/Delete Message
LOL.. Love the dot com idea

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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted July 08, 2010 07:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cpn_edgar_winner     Edit/Delete Message
still getting my groove on amanda

amanda slapround
amanda hugnkiss
amanda fissatol
amanda doital
amanda shock
amanda gasserup

lots of good ones for amanda!

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T
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posted July 09, 2010 12:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for T     Edit/Delete Message
Craziness!! Thanks for the laughs!

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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted July 09, 2010 07:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message
amanda hugnkiss

I think this one is a winner!

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