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PeaceAngel
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posted August 02, 2010 07:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Now that I'm single again, I'm open to offers. You name the time and place, and I'll be there. I'm easy. No, I mean, I'm easy. Damn, I mean... have Aries, will travel.

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PeaceAngel
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posted August 02, 2010 07:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Hey. Maybe I could sell myself on e-bay?

Would you bid on a date with me?

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Spanky Butler
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posted August 02, 2010 07:41 AM           Edit/Delete Message
Max bid 99 cents & you got a deal!

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PeaceAngel
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posted August 02, 2010 07:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Do you put out on the first date?

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Spanky Butler
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posted August 02, 2010 08:15 AM           Edit/Delete Message
Um that depends on a few things....

1. Will you be excited when I pick you up for dinner wearing my Yoda costume?

2. Are you opposed to wearing the strap on that cpn gave me?

3. Will you pole dance to the Macarena?

If you can answer yes to all of these requirements then I think we have ourselves a date.

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posted August 02, 2010 08:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Hmmm, much to consider. Answers as follows:

1. Yes, happy for you to pick me up for dinner wearing your Yoda costume. On the proviso that you show me how you work your lightsaber later on.

2. I have no problem's wearing cpn's used strap on. In fact, I'm taking it out of my wardrobe right now.

3. Honey, I can pole dance to Julie Andrews.

So, are we on?

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PeaceAngel
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posted August 02, 2010 08:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Do-re-mi!

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Peri
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posted August 02, 2010 08:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peri     Edit/Delete Message
WARRING!!
Please dont have sex here if you really want it. have it at home

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PeaceAngel
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posted August 02, 2010 08:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Peri

Are you suggesting that cpn's strap on isn't fit for public consumption?

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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted August 02, 2010 08:49 AM           Edit/Delete Message
dating?

who has time for formalities?

what are you reading miss manners books now or something?

where the heck did i leave my strap on?

i looked..... it isn't in the box of barbie heads hidden under the bed where i thought i left it........

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PeaceAngel
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posted August 02, 2010 08:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Yes, my friend. Suddenly single here needs some lovin'. We can skip the formalities. If you can find Ken's workable parts.

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Spanky Butler
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posted August 02, 2010 09:02 AM           Edit/Delete Message
Peri

I love that sign, it's awesome.

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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted August 02, 2010 09:02 AM           Edit/Delete Message
pa, you will be more than ok.
you are
wonderful
smart
caring
kind
light
love
fun
did i say smart already?
beautiful
intuitive

much like gilette, the best a man can get!

sending gi joe around to the beach house to pick you up in his new battery powered jeep at 7. he will be there at 7 sharp, unless he has a covert mission to take care of, then he might be late.

put on your red dress baby,
cuz we're going on out tonight!
put on your red dress baby
we are going on out tonight!

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posted August 02, 2010 09:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Ann     Edit/Delete Message

Ami

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Shake your Pluto.

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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted August 02, 2010 09:04 AM           Edit/Delete Message
nothing compares.....
to you.

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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted August 02, 2010 09:05 AM           Edit/Delete Message
and pictureing you pole dancing to "the hills are alive, with the sound of music" makes everything in me SMILE!

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starkiss1
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posted August 02, 2010 09:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for starkiss1     Edit/Delete Message

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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted August 02, 2010 09:06 AM           Edit/Delete Message
do you still have that green sparkly tube top? dig it out girl!

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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted August 02, 2010 09:08 AM           Edit/Delete Message
if you think about it, he ate too much of your food anyway.

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PeaceAngel
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posted August 02, 2010 09:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
The green sparkles only come out for you, baby.

The red dress I can do. Now, this may look like Megan Fox used to look like, but I can explain why that is. Just, give me some time...

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posted August 02, 2010 09:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
I'm okay about it. It was my doing. The right thing for me. But still right. I'll be good.

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PeaceAngel
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posted August 02, 2010 09:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
starkiss. Are you suggesting that Ken and Barbie could get back together by using cpn's magical strap-on?

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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted August 02, 2010 09:16 AM           Edit/Delete Message
yes i think that is exactly what she is suggesting, ken has a dirty little secret, he likes it in the butte.


now something more amazing and even better will be coming! mark my words girl! mark my words, mama cpn don't lie!

meanwhile strap it on and give it to em good!

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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted August 02, 2010 09:17 AM           Edit/Delete Message
and that dress! smoking hot, i am surprised if that doesnt make miss koi come a running in here!

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