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posted December 12, 2010 08:49 AM            

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I am Facebook 'friends' with my dentist. Odd, I know. She has branched out into cosmetic treatments.

She has been running a '12 Days of Christmas' promo. It's the final day today.....

'On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 1 syringe of filler and 1 area of Botox for £150!!!'

If my true love gave me syringe of filler for Christmas he'd wish he'd not got up that morning! Surely it's not just me??

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posted December 12, 2010 08:53 AM            

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reminds me of the guy that got his wife a mood ring for christmas. he could tell what kind of mood she was in by the color of the knot on his forehead.

duh. stick with diamonds

ps. belly busters and excercize equipment doesn't always go over so well either.

stick with diamonds guys.

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posted December 12, 2010 08:55 AM            

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hammer time.
eskimono, i will never forget YOU!
i enjoy you way too much!

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posted December 12, 2010 08:58 AM            

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on the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me...everyone sing...uppper vaneers

4 facial treaments
3 botox syringes
2 boobie implants
and a butt lift in a lunch hour!

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posted December 12, 2010 09:12 AM            

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Hey Firecracker - I thought of you this week......after 'hammertime' boss called me to say he thought one of my reportees was sleeping with one his reportees, and together we needed to resolve this little situation (yeah, I know).

I thought - where is CPN, she would know what to do!

It's kind of resolved itself now.

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posted December 12, 2010 11:25 AM            

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Eskimono and Firecracker

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posted December 12, 2010 01:20 PM            

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But what if I asked him for filler????

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posted December 12, 2010 03:05 PM            

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Now, if you've asked Santa for a syringe of filler, that's an entirely different matter. A sign of the times maybe

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posted December 24, 2010 06:41 PM            

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