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Randall
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posted December 19, 2010 07:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What do they put in that stuff that keeps it fresh for years? I do like it, though. It would survive a nuclear blast...along with twinkies, cockroaches, and zombies!

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LEXX
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posted December 20, 2010 01:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LEXX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
PLEASE SEND ALL UNWANTED FRUITCAKES TO ME!
Oh, please soak in rum too!

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bunnies
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posted December 20, 2010 09:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bunnies     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Shouldn't this be in Oranges and Hyacinths?

The Tao of the Immortal Fruit Cake

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Randall
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posted December 20, 2010 12:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Haha!

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bunnies
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posted December 20, 2010 04:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bunnies     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Nature rarely speaks
A whirlwind does not last a whole day

A rainstorm starts and ends in a single day
Such things are made by heaven and earth.

If heaven and earth cannot make a storm last
What's with a fruitcake?

Lao Tsu

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Randall
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posted December 20, 2010 04:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ROTFLMAO

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"The stars which shone over Babylon and the stable in Bethlehem still shine as brightly over the Empire State Building and your front yard today. They perform their cycles with the same mathematical precision, and they will continue to affect each thing on earth, including man, as long as the earth exists." Linda Goodman

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NickiG
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posted December 20, 2010 04:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NickiG     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
chinese dudes are smrt, lol

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posted December 20, 2010 05:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Is there ANY shelf life on fruitcake

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posted December 20, 2010 06:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for firecracker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
cuz nobody much likes to eat that shite.

sending mine to lexx.

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Randall
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posted December 20, 2010 08:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I love fruitcake! So yummy!

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"The stars which shone over Babylon and the stable in Bethlehem still shine as brightly over the Empire State Building and your front yard today. They perform their cycles with the same mathematical precision, and they will continue to affect each thing on earth, including man, as long as the earth exists." Linda Goodman

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charmainec
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posted December 21, 2010 01:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Fruitcake Rocks!!!!! Although anything that doesn't doesn't rot naturally is bad lol!
Hey, it tastes good so who cares

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GypseeWind
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posted December 21, 2010 08:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GypseeWind     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think you could use that construction adhesive and make a livable dwelling out of all the old and unwanted fruitcakes.

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Ami Anne
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posted December 21, 2010 08:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
They make me cry cuz they remind me of my grandmother

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charmainec
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posted December 22, 2010 04:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gypsee

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LEXX
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posted December 22, 2010 10:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LEXX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Again and I mean it!

PLEASE SEND ALL UNWANTED FRUITCAKES TO ME!
Oh, please soak in rum too!

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Randall
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posted December 23, 2010 07:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'll take your leftovers, LEXX.

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