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Topic: Favorite One-Liners From Movies Or TV Shows
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Randall
Webmaster Posts: 6921
From: The Goober Galaxy
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 26, 2010 06:56 PM
  
"Rule Number 32: Enjoy the small things."------------------
"The stars which shone over Babylon and the stable in Bethlehem still shine as brightly over the Empire State Building and your front yard today. They perform their cycles with the same mathematical precision, and they will continue to affect each thing on earth, including man, as long as the earth exists." Linda Goodman IP: Logged |
LEXX
Moderator Posts: 5502
From: Still out looking for Schrodinger's cat.......& LEXIGRAMMING.♥.. is my Passion!
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 26, 2010 07:08 PM
quote:
Assumption is the mother of all fuqkups
Under Siege 2------------------
I remember, therefore I am immortal~LEXX
Learning is eternal;even Gods know this simple truth~LEXX
~Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!
~Leonardo da Vinci
Religions are the cradles of despotism ~Marquis de Sade
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.~Carl Sagan
The present time is theirs, but the future is mine.~Nikola Tesla"
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Randall
Webmaster Posts: 6921
From: The Goober Galaxy
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 26, 2010 07:11 PM
Haha! Great line.------------------
"The stars which shone over Babylon and the stable in Bethlehem still shine as brightly over the Empire State Building and your front yard today. They perform their cycles with the same mathematical precision, and they will continue to affect each thing on earth, including man, as long as the earth exists." Linda Goodman IP: Logged |
teasel
Knowflake Posts: 2840
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 26, 2010 07:58 PM
quote:
Originally posted by LEXX:
Assumption is the mother of all fuqkups~ Under Siege 2
 Most likely an easy one: "That ain't a bridge! That's termites holding hands!" IP: Logged |
scorpio17
Knowflake Posts: 714
From: Netherlands
Registered: Dec 2009
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posted December 27, 2010 11:12 AM
Guess this one:Say hello to my new friend! IP: Logged |
firecracker
Knowflake Posts: 554
From: all places
Registered: Nov 2010
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posted December 27, 2010 03:24 PM
backyardigans?
"your womb is polluted"
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scorpio17
Knowflake Posts: 714
From: Netherlands
Registered: Dec 2009
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posted December 27, 2010 03:28 PM
A hint. Does Al Pacino ring a bell.IP: Logged |
NickiG
Moderator Posts: 3130
From: Pluto, next to Ami Ann
Registered: Jul 2010
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posted December 27, 2010 05:12 PM
i thought it was "say hello to my little friend"------------------
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Randall
Webmaster Posts: 6921
From: The Goober Galaxy
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 27, 2010 06:02 PM
No one guessed it."Rule Number 32: Enjoy the small things."
Zombieland ------------------
"The stars which shone over Babylon and the stable in Bethlehem still shine as brightly over the Empire State Building and your front yard today. They perform their cycles with the same mathematical precision, and they will continue to affect each thing on earth, including man, as long as the earth exists." Linda Goodman IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
Knowflake Posts: 4948
From: Pleasanton, CA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 27, 2010 08:37 PM
My favorite comedic line of recent times is:"Rehtard" It's funny because it's ironic. Not only is the character saying it of questionable intelligence, but he also manages to screw up the pronunciation. It's a perfect one-worder much less one-liner. IP: Logged |
NickiG
Moderator Posts: 3130
From: Pluto, next to Ami Ann
Registered: Jul 2010
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posted December 27, 2010 09:29 PM
carlos mencia? de de de------------------
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NickiG
Moderator Posts: 3130
From: Pluto, next to Ami Ann
Registered: Jul 2010
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posted December 28, 2010 12:32 AM
"i was putting down the bowl of food and the next thing i know theres a hissing ball of furr coming at my face"------------------
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fatinkerbel
Knowflake Posts: 179
From: South Korea
Registered: Nov 2010
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posted December 28, 2010 02:06 AM
Do you know:
"... we're friends with every creature coming down the pipe, in fact we've never met an animal we didn't like ..."
OK it's a song so ...
But anyway, the context makes it a classic!
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be who you are and say what you feel cos those who matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter! IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 6921
From: The Goober Galaxy
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 29, 2010 11:30 PM
"You can kiss my shiny metal @ss!"IP: Logged |
NickiG
Moderator Posts: 3130
From: Pluto, next to Ami Ann
Registered: Jul 2010
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posted December 29, 2010 11:33 PM
would that be from futurama, randall?------------------
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WinkAway
Moderator Posts: 1543
From: here, there & everywhere
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 30, 2010 03:05 AM
I didn't even have to look this one up..have it memorized  "It was the only thing that could pull me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And this one which I use every now and then.. "Don't eat the green ones, their not ripe yet" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And this has to be the most pathetic line in a movie... "Nobody puts Baby in a corner"
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lalalinda
Moderator Posts: 1275
From: nevada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 30, 2010 07:31 AM
1) electric sex
A Christmas Story2) ? 3)baby in a corner
Dirty Dancing "teacher says, every time a bell rings,
an angel gets his wings" IP: Logged |
Frozen Queen
Moderator Posts: 261
From: 11th Dimension
Registered: Dec 2010
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posted December 30, 2010 07:41 AM
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Now you're really beginning to scrape my scales!
Artha Penn, Dragon Booster...awesomest anime evaaaa! quote:
Awesome!
Po, Kung Fu Panda quote:
Haven't the foggiest...
don't remember this one...some British show/film quote:
It's just a flesh wound!
No prizes for guessing...Monty Python quote:
Totally!
Again, Po from Kung Fu Panda IP: Logged |
ghanima81
Moderator Posts: 598
From: Maine
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 30, 2010 09:08 AM
"And they have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die. Which they-they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They're incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane, and yet, here's the thing. When it's something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they're lame morons for fighting. But they do. They never... They never quit. And so I guess I will keep fighting, too."Maybe a bit long, but I love it so! IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 6921
From: The Goober Galaxy
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted January 05, 2011 06:22 PM
Where is yours from, Ghani?------------------
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schultz IP: Logged |
NickiG
Moderator Posts: 3130
From: Pluto, next to Ami Ann
Registered: Jul 2010
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posted January 06, 2011 01:14 AM
Data: [asking Worf to take care of Spot] He will need to be fed once a day. He prefers feline supplement number 25. Worf: I understand. Data: And he will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox - and you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat... Worf: I will feed him. Data: Perhaps that will be enough. ------------------
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Glaucus
Knowflake Posts: 5819
From: Sacramento,California
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted January 06, 2011 02:44 AM
"No..I am your father."
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No..I am not a Virgo.
Developmental Neurodiversity Association facebook group. http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=131944976821905&ref=ts IP: Logged |
ghanima81
Moderator Posts: 598
From: Maine
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted January 06, 2011 09:25 AM
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Anya said it. She's one of my favorite characters of all time. IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 6921
From: The Goober Galaxy
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted January 06, 2011 11:25 AM
"Then why did you cut off my arm, dad?" j/k------------------
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schultz IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
Knowflake Posts: 4948
From: Pleasanton, CA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted January 06, 2011 11:57 AM
[Helen tells James her boyfriend is cheating]
James: Well, if it makes you feel any better... do you see that bloke over there?
[Points to his friend at the end of the bar]
James: Not only does he own a personalized matching set of crocodile-skin luggage, but his favorite TV program is Baywatch. So you see there's always someone sadder than you.
[Helen starts to cry]
James: Do you love him?
Helen: No, I could never love a Baywatch fan.
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