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Frozen Queen
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From: 11th Dimension
Registered: Dec 2010

posted February 03, 2011 01:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Frozen Queen     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Found this humourous piece:

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Soul


Dear Desperate Soul,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good luck
Tech Support


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Ask Me anything. Anything. I will contrive to bring you the answer. The whole universe will I use to do this. So be on the lookout. This book is far from My only tool. You may ask a question, then put this book down. But watch. Listen. The words to the next song you hear. The information in the next article you read. The story line of the next movie you watch. The chance utterance of the next person you meet. Or the whisper of the next river, the next ocean, the next breeze that caresses your ear—all these devices are Mine; all these avenues are open to Me. I will speak to you if you will listen. I will come to you if you will invite Me. I will show you then that I have always been there. All ways.

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AcousticGod
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From: Pleasanton, CA
Registered: Apr 2009

posted February 03, 2011 01:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That is pretty funny.

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lalalinda
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From: nevada
Registered: Apr 2009

posted February 03, 2011 09:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hilarious

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Ami Anne
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From: Pluto/house next to NickiG
Registered: Sep 2010

posted February 03, 2011 09:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Cute

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Jesus never put his trust in man cuz he knew what was in man.
You have to be strong enough to be gentle.Peace through strength,ALWAYS
Me

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Ami Anne
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posted February 03, 2011 09:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Cute

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Jesus never put his trust in man cuz he knew what was in man.
You have to be strong enough to be gentle.Peace through strength,ALWAYS
Me

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charmainec
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From: on the other side of the rainbow
Registered: Apr 2009

posted February 04, 2011 05:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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charmainec
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posted February 08, 2011 06:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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Kal_El
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From: Rainy City
Registered: Nov 2009

posted February 11, 2011 03:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kal_El     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
haha. that was hilarious. I loved it, thanks for sharing.

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When all the trees have been cut down,
when all the animals have been hunted,
when all the waters are polluted,
when all the air is unsafe to breathe,
only then will you discover you cannot eat money.

Cree Prophecy

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