posted April 11, 2011 12:23 PM            

These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying , but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that?

It's like camping.

posted April 11, 2011 05:52 PM            

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1. Crying is blackmail

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Oh yeah?

posted April 12, 2011 10:14 AM            

Most friends of mine
would use these rules
as a prenup though.

It IS that simple for most Males.

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posted April 12, 2011 10:26 PM            

Just saying Yes or No as a reply is grounds for being dumped, from *both* pov's.
So that one doesn't apply.

posted April 13, 2011 12:17 AM            

hey! No problem with me! I like to eat & not a fan of cooking.

posted April 13, 2011 12:19 AM            

These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

We know THAT! We will tell you what you need to know

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Its easier to put it down, then hear us over and over again..

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

Have money ready on Sundays.. Ill leave you alone OR get me to get involved.. Il glady watch with you..

1. Crying is blackmail.
We KNOW!

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
WE ARE!! Guys still dont hear it.

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

YES works for me

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Show support.. We love it

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

Ill answer this one in 6 months

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

YEAH right

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
DITTO

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

Dont you have TIVO???

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

Then why are you getting lost?

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

Just say its pretty,and you will be fine

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
So do we...

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying , but it is just not worth the hassle.
Thats the problem.. Its not worth it???

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Again DITTO

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
Tell us we good we look... We like it!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.
just anwswer sports

1. You have enough clothes.
Hummmm... probably, but we want to look good for you

1. You have too many shoes.
For those "special evenings"

1. Thank you for reading this.
Your welcome
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

Ill keep that in mind.

But did you know men really don't mind that?

It's like camping.