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Topic: You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
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Dee Moderator Posts: 1509 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 01, 2011 09:28 AM
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say: “Great Boris Karloff Mask,” and you’re not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating… * * * 1. You keep having to go home to pee. IP: Logged |
Randall Webmaster Posts: 12500 From: Saturn next to Charmainec Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 01, 2011 09:50 AM
------------------ "Nurture great thoughts, for you will never go higher than you think."--DISRAELI IP: Logged |
LEXX Moderator Posts: 7989 From: Still out looking for Schrodinger's cat.......& LEXIGRAMMING.♥.. is my Passion! Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 01, 2011 09:51 AM
Sigh.........
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jwhop Knowflake Posts: 4329 From: Madeira Beach, FL USA Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 01, 2011 04:15 PM
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anongrl10 Knowflake Posts: 1005 From: won't_disclose Registered: Sep 2011
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posted November 01, 2011 04:53 PM
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Stawr Moderator Posts: 1064 From: N. America Registered: Nov 2010
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posted November 01, 2011 07:12 PM
you know your too old to trick or treat, when you wish people would hand out ciggs and booze instead.I'm too old lol. IP: Logged |
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 21088 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted November 01, 2011 07:31 PM
Cute Dee ------------------ Want a peek in to my journal? http://www.mychristianpsychic.com/
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Dee Moderator Posts: 1509 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 01, 2011 07:56 PM
My favorite is #4 IP: Logged |
NickiG Moderator Posts: 4355 From: Pluto, next to Ami Ann Registered: Jul 2010
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posted November 01, 2011 08:40 PM
i love #7 lol------------------ I once saw a sign that said "sin is death" but if "all deaths are suicide (linda goodman)" and suicide is sin, then shouldnt "death is sin" be more appropriate? when organic is used to describe food then you know we have come to a dark age in history IP: Logged |