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Dee
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posted November 01, 2011 09:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dee     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: “Great Boris Karloff Mask,” and you’re not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating…
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

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Randall
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posted November 01, 2011 09:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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LEXX
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posted November 01, 2011 09:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LEXX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sigh.........

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jwhop
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posted November 01, 2011 04:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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anongrl10
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posted November 01, 2011 04:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for anongrl10     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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Stawr
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posted November 01, 2011 07:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stawr     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
you know your too old to trick or treat, when you wish people would hand out ciggs and booze instead.

I'm too old lol.

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Ami Anne
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posted November 01, 2011 07:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ami Anne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Cute Dee

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Dee
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posted November 01, 2011 07:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dee     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

My favorite is #4

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NickiG
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posted November 01, 2011 08:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NickiG     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i love #7 lol

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