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Topic: Patients Get Bottles, Cell Phones, Buzz Lightyear Stuck Inside...
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juniperb Moderator Posts: 2929 From: Blue Star Kachina Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 13, 2011 11:51 AM
Them selves !One winter night, Dr. Melissa Barton was the attending physician in the emergency department of the Detroit Medical Center. Making her rounds, she picked up a chart for a new patient and read the woman's chief complaint: "eye in the vagina." The patient told Barton she had been expecting a fight with some neighbors outside her house. Wearing only a sweatshirt and spandex pants, she needed somewhere to stow her prosthetic eye for safe-keeping. "Those things are pretty expensive and hard to replace," Barton said. "So that's where it went, along with her driver's license." Unfortunately, it got stuck. Dr. Gary Vilke, a professor of clinical emergency medicine at the University of California San Diego Medical Center, saw a patient who had four Barbie doll heads stuck in his rectum. "When you looked at his x-ray, they were looking at you, like a totem pole," Vilke said. http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/patients-bottles-cell-phones-buzz-lightyear-stuck-inside/story?id=15124289
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charmainec Moderator Posts: 3520 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 13, 2011 12:37 PM
------------------ quote: Remember, love can conquer the influences of the planets....It can even eliminate karma.
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Alma Sun Moderator Posts: 715 From: The East Coast Registered: Mar 2011
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posted December 13, 2011 12:59 PM
Oh my..------------------ "I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else." ― G.K. Chesterton IP: Logged |
Lei_Kuei Moderator Posts: 368 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 13, 2011 01:07 PM
The hardest part is always the damn wings!
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Alma Sun Moderator Posts: 715 From: The East Coast Registered: Mar 2011
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posted December 13, 2011 01:34 PM
LOL!------------------ "I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else." ― G.K. Chesterton IP: Logged |
SunChild Moderator Posts: 2518 From: Australia Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 13, 2011 03:12 PM
That's why one must be careful walking around naked, not to slip over and fall on something that could insert itself in you. We had a news reader who 'slipped' while in the 'shower' and had a coke bottle in her bottom...but why? but why? IP: Logged |
NickiG Moderator Posts: 4946 From: Pluto, next to Ami Ann Registered: Jul 2010
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posted December 13, 2011 03:19 PM
for the women who use items for pleasure, GET A TOY!! not a toy!! LOL------------------ I once saw a sign that said "sin is death" but if "all deaths are suicide (linda goodman)" and suicide is sin, then shouldnt "death is sin" be more appropriate? when organic is used to describe food then you know we have come to a dark age in history IP: Logged |
T Knowflake Posts: 3651 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 13, 2011 06:42 PM
This has to be the creepiest most deranged planet ever. Barbie doll heads inside one's bum???? and a grown man at that.....and four of them.... god help us. IP: Logged |
ElizabethO Knowflake Posts: 197 From: Registered: Nov 2011
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posted December 13, 2011 06:49 PM
Ughhhh, a BOTTLE? Wtf are they going to do if that breaks? So stupid...IP: Logged |
jesstar Knowflake Posts: 62 From: santa fe new mexico Registered: Nov 2011
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posted December 13, 2011 06:56 PM
some peoples kids lolIP: Logged |
Alma Sun Moderator Posts: 715 From: The East Coast Registered: Mar 2011
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posted December 13, 2011 10:45 PM
------------------ "I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else." ― G.K. Chesterton IP: Logged |
teasel Knowflake Posts: 3420 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 14, 2011 08:51 PM
Reminds me of an episode of Grey's Anatomy, with a man who had a stomach full of doll heads.Disturbing. IP: Logged |
charmainec Moderator Posts: 3520 From: Venus next to Randall Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 15, 2011 05:52 AM
Teasel, I have a vague memory of that episode. He was eating them or something?------------------ quote: Remember, love can conquer the influences of the planets....It can even eliminate karma.
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