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Topic: OH MY GOD, Y'ALL
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Fondue Knight
Knowflake Posts: 202
From: NY
Registered: Nov 2011
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posted December 16, 2011 01:14 PM
  
I just opened the back door and I heard a buzzing, so I stopped before opening the screen door and noticed a BEE that was trapped between the two doors. (I live in NY, where it is cold and not conducive to bee activity.) As I stood there going like this:  IT FLEW INTO MY FACE.  Now it's somewhere in the house. WHY IS IT STILL ALIVE? WE'VE ALREADY HAD SNOW. IS IT AN IMMORTAL SUPER BEE ON A MISSION TO DESTROY MY FAMILY AND SET UP BASE IN MY HOUSE IN ORDER TO RECRUIT AND ASSEMBLE AN ARMY OF SUPER BEES? IP: Logged |
Ami Anne
Moderator Posts: 23758
From: Pluto/house next to NickiG
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted December 16, 2011 01:31 PM
 Do you have a phobia to bees?------------------
Is Your Life a Greek Tragedy?
http://www.mychristianpsychic.com/
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Fondue Knight
Knowflake Posts: 202
From: NY
Registered: Nov 2011
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posted December 16, 2011 01:35 PM
Not particularly, but I most certainly do not appreciate them flying into my face and invading my home.  IP: Logged |
Ami Anne
Moderator Posts: 23758
From: Pluto/house next to NickiG
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted December 16, 2011 01:36 PM
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Originally posted by Fondue Knight:
Not particularly, but I most certainly do not appreciate them flying into my face and invading my home.
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Is Your Life a Greek Tragedy?
http://www.mychristianpsychic.com/
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anongrl10
Knowflake Posts: 2524
From: won't_disclose
Registered: Sep 2011
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posted December 16, 2011 02:06 PM
My sympathies! I hereby exorcise Queen Bee off the kind F. Knight's house IMMEDIATELY! OFF!
You, yes, you with the big wigs hiding behind the clean dishes.... OFF! OUST! NOW! ............buzzing................ Did it work?  IP: Logged |
Voix_de_la_Mer
Knowflake Posts: 575
From:
Registered: Aug 2011
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posted December 16, 2011 02:25 PM
Well, the bees are dying out apparently.I'd say it's a stroke of luck. Besides, they are cute  IP: Logged |
Fondue Knight
Knowflake Posts: 202
From: NY
Registered: Nov 2011
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posted December 16, 2011 02:35 PM
I don't know where it went. Your exorcism might have worked, Anongrl! Or, it's hiding and plotting its next move.  aranoia:In all srsnss, it was a little honey bee and not one of those evil angry wasp things, so it's not thaaaaaaaaaaat big of a deal. I just have a flair for the dramatic sometimes. If I could teleport it to a warmer climate where flowers are still in bloom and it could frolic with its honey making brethren I would. IP: Logged |
lechien
Knowflake Posts: 1763
From: in a giant room with 2 little furry friends
Registered: May 2009
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posted December 16, 2011 02:38 PM
aww, i hope it went to a bee paradise. IP: Logged |
Alma Sun
Moderator Posts: 747
From: The East Coast
Registered: Mar 2011
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posted December 16, 2011 03:12 PM
LOL anongrl10  ------------------
"I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else." ― G.K. Chesterton IP: Logged |
anongrl10
Knowflake Posts: 2524
From: won't_disclose
Registered: Sep 2011
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posted December 16, 2011 03:26 PM
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Originally posted by Fondue Knight:
I don't know where it went. Your exorcism might have worked, Anongrl!
quote:
In all srsnss, it was a little honey bee and not one of those evil angry wasp things, so it's not thaaaaaaaaaaat big of a deal. I just have a flair for the dramatic sometimes. If I could teleport it to a warmer climate where flowers are still in bloom and it could frolic with its honey making brethren I would.
I know I know that's why I joined you in the drama...  You know, I think flies listen to our thoughts. Erm, ok, this came across a bit weird. Trying again: I mean they seem to react in tandem with our "energetic direction"! (Damn, hard to explain... I give up.) Every time I see a fly, I order it out of my space (in words AND gestures; I literally show it the window/door/way out of my space). Most of the times, they get out! (I know!!! O_o)
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Fondue Knight
Knowflake Posts: 202
From: NY
Registered: Nov 2011
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posted December 16, 2011 04:05 PM
I'm gonna have to try that!! IP: Logged |
Betty Boop
Knowflake Posts: 2177
From: Betty Boop Land
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted December 16, 2011 06:21 PM
LOL You're brave!I freaked over a genius mosquito But this Bee business would totally creep me out!!! IP: Logged |
NickiG
Moderator Posts: 4972
From: Pluto, next to Ami Ann
Registered: Jul 2010
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posted December 16, 2011 07:01 PM
LOL, i needed this laugh today------------------
I once saw a sign that said "sin is death" but if "all deaths are suicide (linda goodman)" and suicide is sin, then shouldnt "death is sin" be more appropriate? when organic is used to describe food then you know we have come to a dark age in history IP: Logged |
Fondue Knight
Knowflake Posts: 202
From: NY
Registered: Nov 2011
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posted December 16, 2011 07:02 PM
I think this bee was a Pisces... just kind of floating along, going with the currents, and then got caught up in an obstacle. I'd rather a Pisces bee than a Virgo mosquito. Those damn suckers feasted on me all summer long. IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 13998
From: Saturn next to Charmainec
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 17, 2011 08:13 PM
Bumblebees are a good omen. Its navigation systems might have been thrown off briefly when it hit you.------------------
"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark IP: Logged |
Venus
Moderator Posts: 743
From:
Registered: Mar 2011
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posted December 20, 2011 07:20 AM
hahaha that first post made me cry lol..i suggest getting a pet frog IP: Logged |
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