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From: Saturn next to Charmainec
Registered: Apr 2009

posted January 13, 2012 12:57 PM            

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A while back, I intended on attending (say that ten times fast) a wedding at the largest church in town, but security wouldn't let me in. I guess I "look" like a trouble maker. It's a very stuck up church. They probably would have turned away Jesus, too. Anyway, I went to the reception afterwards, and I was given a glass of champagne. I took a sip and spit it out. Yuck! It tasted like alka seltzer to me. I poured the glass out and looked up, and the bouquet landed right in my arms. Talk about a bunch of upset women! I didn't try to catch it.

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From: won't_disclose
Registered: Sep 2011

posted January 13, 2012 01:12 PM            

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ROTFLMAO!!!!
The whole post above is completely hilarious!

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From: Venus next to Randall
Registered: Apr 2009

posted January 14, 2012 03:52 AM            

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Remember, love can conquer the influences of the planets....It can even eliminate karma.

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Linda Goodman

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