Posts: 1301
From: UK
Registered: Jan 2012

posted February 19, 2012 11:24 AM            

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 Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
 Your orgasms are real. Always.
 Your last name stays put.
 The garage is all yours.
 Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
 Wedding plans take care of themselves.
 You don't have to curl up next to a hairy arse every night.
 Chocolate is just another snack.
 You can be ‘President.’
 Foreplay……………… is optional.
 You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
 Car mechanics tell you the truth.
 You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
 The world is your urinal.
 Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
 Same work... more pay.
 Wrinkles add character.
 You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
 Wedding Dress £2000; Tux rental £100.
 If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
 People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
 Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
 The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
 New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
 Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
 Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
 Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
 One mood, all the time.

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I love the parable, “If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day, BUT if you teach him how to fish, you feed him for life.”

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