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RegardesPlatero
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posted September 13, 2012 10:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RegardesPlatero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
for instance, when you can't swear (like if you're at work or church or something), or else if you just don't, what are some of your favorite euphemisms/phrases to use instead of swears? (particularly, funny/colorful ones)

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Lei_Kuei
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posted September 13, 2012 01:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lei_Kuei     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I suppose the simplistic... FRAK!

Thanks to Battlestar Galactica

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posted September 13, 2012 02:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
bullbutter.

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aquaguy91
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posted September 13, 2012 05:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aquaguy91     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
gurglesnatch.

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posted September 13, 2012 11:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jovian     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by aquaguy91:
gurglesnatch.

Get out of here. ...You do not say "gurglesnatch" in a heated moment!

You say "Son of a biscuit"

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Jovian
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posted September 13, 2012 11:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jovian     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, at my job you really wouldn't have to hide your swears, and I don't go to church...

but I'll say there are times I've used "Jesus H. Christ," "Holy Freakin' God," "Sheise," and simply "Un-freakin' believable!"

Not too creative.

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posted September 14, 2012 01:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
BS: Horse manure

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Venus
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posted September 14, 2012 02:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i dont give a shih tzu..

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posted September 14, 2012 05:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SunChild     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Fudge.

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RegardesPlatero
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posted September 15, 2012 06:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RegardesPlatero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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RegardesPlatero
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posted September 15, 2012 06:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RegardesPlatero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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posted September 18, 2012 03:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I just say it.

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posted September 18, 2012 03:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for libraschoice77     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sometimes I say ”Oh fooey” when I drop and break something

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posted September 24, 2012 05:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 11nahyt     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
sorry double post

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11nahyt
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posted September 24, 2012 05:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 11nahyt     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
one time , i almost said "motherf***" (i hate that word, it sounds really rachet, but i was reallly ****** off) and right before i completed saying "fu*ker", i quickly switched it to flower. so it became "motherflower". now i feel less ratchet when i say it like that LOL. the ones i used the most daily is "f*ck". like "f*ck it", "f*ck no" "holy f*ck balls!", " WHAT THE F****CK!!*, "OH MY F*CKIN GAWDD" LOL i'm terrible..but i just don't really think before i speak when , especially when i'm keyed up. so i don't really filter the curses.

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posted September 24, 2012 06:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RegardesPlatero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by 11nahyt:
one time , i almost said "motherf***" (i hate that word, it sounds really rachet, but i was reallly ****** off) and right before i completed saying "fu*ker", i quickly switched it to flower. so it became motherflower. now i feel less ratchet when i say it like that LOL. the ones i used the most daily is "f*ck". like "f*ck it", "f*ck no" "holy f*ck balls!", " WHAT THE F****CK!!*, "OH MY F*CKIN GAWDD" LOL im terrible..

you could replace "motherf*cker" and its associated words with "Oedipus"; awkward-sounding, but concise (and accurate)

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posted September 24, 2012 06:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^haha Platero how very Freudian

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RegardesPlatero
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posted September 24, 2012 06:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RegardesPlatero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Venus:
^haha Platero how very Freudian

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posted September 24, 2012 07:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lei_Kuei     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by RegardesPlatero:
SO SAY WE ALL!

Yea, one of the best Ad-libs ever, Go Eddie!


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posted September 24, 2012 05:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 11nahyt     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RegardesPlatero:
you could replace "motherf*cker" and its associated words with "Oedipus"; awkward-sounding, but concise (and accurate)

LOL

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11nahyt
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posted September 24, 2012 05:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 11nahyt     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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charmainec
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posted September 25, 2012 04:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RegardesPlatero:
I like the term "bovine excrement" myself (fancy shmancy way of saying BS).

Lately I've just been saying exactly what's on my mind. No time for frills or beating around the bush.

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posted September 25, 2012 04:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RegardesPlatero:
I like the term "bovine excrement" myself (fancy shmancy way of saying BS).

Lately I've just been saying exactly what's on my mind. No time for frills or beating around the bush.

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RegardesPlatero
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posted September 25, 2012 07:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RegardesPlatero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've been trying to be more assertive, but sometimes in some situations, you can't.

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posted September 25, 2012 07:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RegardesPlatero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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