posted July 04, 2013 08:48 PM            

Such a freaking disgrace!

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posted July 04, 2013 09:31 PM            

Gods, I hope you're just a troll who has turned baiting people into an art form (which I couldn't help but grudgingly admire as it would mean you have a brilliant, diabolical mind that's artistic as it is attention seeking) as I hate to think someone could be as habitually gullible as you keep coming off as (especially as you rant about the gullibility of others, but again, that's either really bad, or really masterful trolling, not sure which). In either case even I couldn't resist that. Of course being better informed than you (or at least than you pretend to be) I knew it was unlikely, but I read it, found it hilariously absurd and unbelievable, and then clicked on ABOUT:
http://www.duhprogressive.com/index.php/about

quote:

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About Us

If you've ever read The Onion, you can guess what we're about. Take the snarkiness of a liberal and put it in the body of a contemporary conservative (i.e. more libertarian than anything), and wha-la, you have Duh Progressive!

Impressed by the power of satire, Duh Progressive's seeks a politically charged, libertarian-style Onion, aimed at the more urban and college educated conservative (yes, all 5 of us!).

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This was funnier (and much more creative), however:
http://www.duhprogressive.com/index.php/356-amendment- would-allow-illegal-aliens-to-ride-into-us-on-giant-conveyor-belts

So's this:
http://www.duhprogressive.com/index.php/343-child-detectives-close-to-solving-the-case-of-who-farted-in-math-class

And poor Zimmerman!
http://www.duhprogressive.com/index.php/353-defense-prosecut ors-finally-agree-on-a-jury-of-george-zimmermans-peers

posted July 04, 2013 10:22 PM            

The smaller of Obama's two microphones, which was clipped inches below Obama’s shirt collar, was supposed to have been turned off immediately after his closing remarks to guests and reporters on the White House lawn. But the microphone remained “hot,” catching the President muttering: “God, this holiday sucks! All this national pride **** get’s on my nerves.”

Obama’s candid comments are sure to further drag down his approval ratings, as recent scandals involving the IRS, the Benghazi terrorist attacks, and massive spying on average citizens by the NSA have sunk Obama’s approval numbers below that of former president George W. Bush. It took Obama thirty seconds before he completely exited the White House balcony and removed his microphone, during which it picked up more utterances by the Commander-in-Chief, none of which pundits view will help his ratings any time soon.

“You’d think we’d stop celebrating the birth of the worst imperial power in history –but nooooo…we have to do this flag-waving ******** every year,” Obama muttered more as he made his way from the podium. “I can’t believe I have to miss a good day of golf for this crap!”

Although Obama’s presumably inaudible words were not heard nearly as loudly as his official Independence Day speech, a few reporters and attendees close to the speakers beneath the White House balcony heard him distinctly. Obama tacked on a couple more self-pitying quips before removing his clip-on mic, “...Could have been at Oakmont with Jay-Z now trying out that new Callaway set Alec (Baldwin) gave me last year! Damn this day suck
- See more at: http://www.duhprogressive.com/index.php/358-obama-on-4th-of-july-i-cant-believe-i-have-to-miss-a-good-day-of-golf-for-this-crap#sthash.3ggHKWW0.dpuf

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posted July 05, 2013 07:42 AM            

It is not only masterful, it`s downright hilarious . A little bit goes a long ways tho and most here have departed for other climes.

posted July 05, 2013 08:34 AM            

The site.
Says.
It's satire.

The.
Site.
Says.
It's.
Satire.

S-a-t-i-r-e.

posted July 05, 2013 09:36 AM            

I am over it..
Everytime I see it *facepalm*

posted July 05, 2013 01:00 PM            

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