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jwhop
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posted July 07, 2017 08:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Public Service Announcement.

Memo To Blind Squirrels

Your odds of finding nuts will vastly improve if you limit your search to:

CNN
MSNBC
Washington Post
New York Times
Huffington Post
Center for American Progress
Move-On-Dot Org
Democrat Underground
Democrat Caucus in the House
Democrat Caucus in the Senate.

More nuts per square foot at those locations.

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Catalina
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posted July 07, 2017 02:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catalina     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lets start a comprehensive list, shall we? 😉🤔
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/frank-amedia-trump- receives-downloads-that-hes-beginning-to-understand-come-from-god/

Is your local pastor part of this divine shield protecting the Anointed One?

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jwhop
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posted July 07, 2017 07:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You always manage to find the nut-burgers among us.

Imagine some nutty leftist lunatic declaring "Sessions must resign". Idiotic is vastly understating this nut's delusions.

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Catalina
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posted July 07, 2017 08:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catalina     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You're the one looking for nuts. Plenty "among you".. among us.

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jwhop
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posted July 07, 2017 11:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You're the one pushing the nutty putty drooler on this thread.

This guy should ask his psychiatrist if Electro-Shock-Therapy is right for him.

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Catalina
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posted July 07, 2017 11:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catalina     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh you mean like you drone on about Farrakhan? Touché!

This guy loves The Don for all the same reasons you guys do. The drooling round here is getting too thick.

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jwhop
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posted July 08, 2017 12:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What do you call a grown (man?) who dresses up in a diaper, holding a teddy bear?

An AzzClown!

A psychological deficient stuck in the toddler stage of psychological development.

A democrat!

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Catalina
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posted July 08, 2017 02:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catalina     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What are you raving about now?

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jwhop
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posted July 09, 2017 12:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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Catalina
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posted July 09, 2017 02:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catalina     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
you call him a comedian..or joker.. who is not afraid to look ridiculous. Of course pompous selfrighteousness precludes that. Unlike wearing a mental diaper and throwing tantrums when not sufficiently flattered

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jwhop
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posted July 09, 2017 03:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I call Franken a far left Socialist Loony-Tunes.

Comedians are supposed to be funny. That's not Al Franken

US Senators are supposed to love America and put America First in all their legislative acts. That's not Al Franken either.

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Randall
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posted July 10, 2017 10:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Even a blind squirrel will find a nut eventually.

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mirage29
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posted July 11, 2017 12:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mirage29     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Catalina!! *thumbsup!!*
... Good ones!!

Jwhop...
OMG, you are hilarious...!! Soooo Creative.

You slightly remind me of a character who would call in to Coast-to-Coast AM, with Art Bell, and George Noory. (Teasel, I know you like them too.)

The character's name sounds like initials-- "JC" ...
*JC Webster!!*

Here is one of his call-ins.
(I LOVED and looked forward to his calls!!! ..)

(topic) Art Bell - Art Heckles a Hostile Caller (Coast to Coast AM) [3:08] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ_FUKsLkU0


See you all 'bright-eyed-and-bushy-tailed' later! LOL ... *grin*

(music) Loving You Has Made Me Bannanas (Guy Marks) [2:54] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqrvDVxaDFc

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Catalina
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posted July 14, 2017 02:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catalina     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Nutburgers among you? Here is Chief Nutburger surrounded by a crew of nutburgers, including the VP, in theOval Office.. Nutburger Central

http://www.google.com/amp/www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/07/donald-trump-oval-office-prayer-circle-explained/amp

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jwhop
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posted July 14, 2017 03:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"You slightly remind me of a character who would call in to Coast-to-Coast AM, with Art Bell, and George Noory."

No mirage, I'm taller than that guy, deeper voice too!

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mirage29
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posted July 14, 2017 08:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mirage29     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Jwhop You crack me up!! Thanks.

EDIT-- Hey wait a minute! How do you know how 'tall' he is, if it's 'radio'??

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jwhop
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posted July 15, 2017 11:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Scorp Rising. We feel vibrations. We know!

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Randall
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posted July 15, 2017 07:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Tall men have a deep voice.

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jwhop
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posted July 15, 2017 10:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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mirage29
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posted July 15, 2017 11:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mirage29     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

(music) Big Bass Violin Song (Larry Hooper, The Lawrence Welk Show) [2:50] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_053tIpM-TE

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Catalina
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posted July 17, 2017 05:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catalina     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Tall men have a deep voice.. generalization much?

Was Humphrey Bogart taller than Sydney Greenstreet?


How about Robert Downey vs Jude Law?

Friends' Joey vs Ross?

George Burns or Richard Pryor?

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