posted April 16, 2024 04:53 PM            

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Today I was at the bookstore; as I was wandering around, the clerk stopped me and offered to help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk angrily said, "**** off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

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posted April 17, 2024 12:06 AM            

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Originally posted by PhoenixRising:
Please post here. Thanks in advance.

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Today I was at the bookstore; as I was wandering around, the clerk stopped me and offered to help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk angrily said, "**** off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

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The clerk recognized you as a Trump hater in drag. That's the reason they blew you off. Good call!

Btw, there is no such book.
Blow it out your lower orifice and call it even.

posted April 17, 2024 01:39 PM            

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"

My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden.
No way would she have done that if she were still alive.

Joe Biden knows in his heart that he is the only one who can truly defeat Ronald Reagan this November.
Oh sorry, I meant Joe Biden knows in his heart that he is the only one who can truly defeat Joe Biden this November.

posted April 17, 2024 02:55 PM            

A They are both experts at switching positions in front of a camera.

Q Why are muslims worried about T's immigration plan?
A Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.

Q What is T's favourite line of clothing ?
A Russian ties

Q Say what you like about T
A But he is doing more than anyone else in the world to get the US president impeached.

Q If T becomes President I'm going to Mexico said Jose. Why?
A Not by choice though

Q The 2017 US presidential election
A Thats the entire effing joke

Q what does Melanie call it when he takes Viagra
A A rigged erection

Warning: The problem with the jokes here are that republicans don't think they 're funny and Democrats don't think they are jokes. Hmm who did I sacrifice at the altar for a laugh.

posted April 17, 2024 03:31 PM            

What's the best thing about being Joe Biden?
Waking up every day and learning that you're the president.

Joe Biden formally announcing his run for president
Bernie Sanders: I am running
Andrew Yang: I am running
Kamala Harris: I am running
Elizabeth Warren: I am running
Joe Biden: Me too

Joe Biden had a meeting with the Cabinet today
He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.

At first I thought it weird that Joe Biden wanted to make his press secretary staff all women
But then I remembered that meant he didn't need to pay them as much

Joe Biden is a Jack of all trades
Apparently he has his fingers in many pies.

Boxers or Briefs, Mr. President?
In 1992 while being interviewed by MTV, Bill Clinton was asked if he wore boxers or briefs? Clinton replied, "Boxers"

In 2008 US magazine asked Obama, "Boxers or briefs"? Obama declined to answer the question.

Last week AARP asked Joe Biden, "Boxers or briefs"? Biden responded, "Depends".

Joe Biden called a press conference, to discuss his meeting with Vladimir Putin…
“The good news, is that Mr Putin told me that he wants peace.”

After everyone cheered and clapped in relief, he added the bad news…

“A piece of Crimea, a piece of Ukraine, a piece of Finland…”