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Topic: I need a date
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PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 4238 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 02, 2010 07:26 AM
Now that I'm single again, I'm open to offers. You name the time and place, and I'll be there. I'm easy. No, I mean, I'm easy. Damn, I mean... have Aries, will travel. ********************** For you youngsters...and the sensitive....please note that there are umm...more ADULT like photos here in the subsequent postings. PLEASE DO NOT LOOK IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASILY!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Thank you! You're friendly neighborhood LLC2 Moderator ADfly IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 4238 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 02, 2010 07:28 AM
Hey. Maybe I could sell myself on e-bay?Would you bid on a date with me? IP: Logged |
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posted August 02, 2010 07:41 AM
Max bid 99 cents & you got a deal! IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 4238 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 02, 2010 07:46 AM
Do you put out on the first date?IP: Logged |
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posted August 02, 2010 08:15 AM
Um that depends on a few things....1. Will you be excited when I pick you up for dinner wearing my Yoda costume? 2. Are you opposed to wearing the strap on that cpn gave me? 3. Will you pole dance to the Macarena? If you can answer yes to all of these requirements then I think we have ourselves a date. IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 4238 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 02, 2010 08:18 AM
Hmmm, much to consider. Answers as follows:1. Yes, happy for you to pick me up for dinner wearing your Yoda costume. On the proviso that you show me how you work your lightsaber later on. 2. I have no problem's wearing cpn's used strap on. In fact, I'm taking it out of my wardrobe right now. 3. Honey, I can pole dance to Julie Andrews. So, are we on? IP: Logged |
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posted August 02, 2010 08:23 AM
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PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 4238 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 02, 2010 08:24 AM
Do-re-mi! IP: Logged |
Peri Knowflake Posts: 1848 From: 49N35 34E34 Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 02, 2010 08:45 AM
WARRING!! Please dont have sex here if you really want it. have it at home . . . . . . . . IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 4238 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 02, 2010 08:47 AM
PeriAre you suggesting that cpn's strap on isn't fit for public consumption? IP: Logged |
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posted August 02, 2010 08:49 AM
dating? who has time for formalities? what are you reading miss manners books now or something? where the heck did i leave my strap on? i looked..... it isn't in the box of barbie heads hidden under the bed where i thought i left it........ IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 4238 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 02, 2010 08:57 AM
Yes, my friend. Suddenly single here needs some lovin'. We can skip the formalities. If you can find Ken's workable parts.IP: Logged |
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posted August 02, 2010 09:02 AM
PeriI love that sign, it's awesome. IP: Logged |
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posted August 02, 2010 09:02 AM
pa, you will be more than ok. you are wonderful smart caring kind light love fun did i say smart already? beautiful intuitivemuch like gilette, the best a man can get! sending gi joe around to the beach house to pick you up in his new battery powered jeep at 7. he will be there at 7 sharp, unless he has a covert mission to take care of, then he might be late. put on your red dress baby, cuz we're going on out tonight! put on your red dress baby we are going on out tonight! IP: Logged |
Ami Ann Knowflake Posts: From: Registered:
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posted August 02, 2010 09:03 AM
Ami ------------------ Shake your Pluto. IP: Logged |
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posted August 02, 2010 09:04 AM
nothing compares..... to you.IP: Logged |
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posted August 02, 2010 09:05 AM
and pictureing you pole dancing to "the hills are alive, with the sound of music" makes everything in me SMILE!IP: Logged |
starkiss1 Knowflake Posts: 1569 From: Registered: Jul 2009
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posted August 02, 2010 09:06 AM
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posted August 02, 2010 09:06 AM
do you still have that green sparkly tube top? dig it out girl!IP: Logged |
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posted August 02, 2010 09:08 AM
if you think about it, he ate too much of your food anyway.IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 4238 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 02, 2010 09:10 AM
The green sparkles only come out for you, baby. The red dress I can do. Now, this may look like Megan Fox used to look like, but I can explain why that is. Just, give me some time... IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 4238 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 02, 2010 09:12 AM
I'm okay about it. It was my doing. The right thing for me. But still right. I'll be good. IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel Knowflake Posts: 4238 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 02, 2010 09:13 AM
starkiss. Are you suggesting that Ken and Barbie could get back together by using cpn's magical strap-on?IP: Logged |
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posted August 02, 2010 09:16 AM
yes i think that is exactly what she is suggesting, ken has a dirty little secret, he likes it in the butte. now something more amazing and even better will be coming! mark my words girl! mark my words, mama cpn don't lie!
meanwhile strap it on and give it to em good! IP: Logged |
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posted August 02, 2010 09:17 AM
and that dress! smoking hot, i am surprised if that doesnt make miss koi come a running in here!IP: Logged |