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LEXX
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From: Still out looking for Schrodinger's cat.......& LEXIGRAMMING.♥.. is my Passion!
Registered: Apr 2009

posted December 20, 2010 12:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LEXX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
1.
The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in
1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took
100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

2.
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.....all you cyber sexers take note!


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Everyone is a teacher...
Everyone is a student...
Learning is eternal...LEXX
~Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. ~Carl Sagan
~The present time is theirs, but the future is mine. ~Nikola Tesla"
~Love is the key to all that is good in life!
~But firstly, love thyself!
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NickiG
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From: Pluto, next to Ami Ann
Registered: Jul 2010

posted December 20, 2010 02:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NickiG     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL, i like the first one better!!

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put your foot down once, not stomp it over and over

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Randall
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From: Saturn next to Charmainec
Registered: Apr 2009

posted December 21, 2010 03:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Haha!

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"The stars which shone over Babylon and the stable in Bethlehem still shine as brightly over the Empire State Building and your front yard today. They perform their cycles with the same mathematical precision, and they will continue to affect each thing on earth, including man, as long as the earth exists." Linda Goodman

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oceanic
Newflake

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From: sydney nsw australia
Registered: Nov 2010

posted December 26, 2010 12:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for oceanic     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

That banana reminds me of Jim Carrey. LOL.

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joyrjw
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Posts: 375
From: California, USA
Registered: Nov 2010

posted December 26, 2010 05:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for joyrjw     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL!

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LEXX
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From: Still out looking for Schrodinger's cat.......& LEXIGRAMMING.♥.. is my Passion!
Registered: Apr 2009

posted December 27, 2010 06:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LEXX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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I remember, therefore I am immortal~LEXX
Learning is eternal;even Gods know this simple truth~LEXX
~Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!
~Leonardo da Vinci
Religions are the cradles of despotism ~Marquis de Sade
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.~Carl Sagan
The present time is theirs, but the future is mine.~Nikola Tesla"
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♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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Randall
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From: Saturn next to Charmainec
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posted January 06, 2011 09:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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charmainec
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From: Venus next to Randall
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posted January 07, 2011 05:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lexx I missed this!!
Lmao that strawberry and pear running from the bannana pic

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Lexxigramer
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Posts: 998
From: The Etheric Realms...Still out looking for Schrodinger's cat...& LEXIGRAMMING.♥.. is my Passion!
Registered: Feb 2012

posted January 02, 2013 08:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lexxigramer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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