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Writesomething
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posted May 02, 2009 02:32 PM
 
Coffee- I remember the guy with the birthday on 19th of sept of 80 was....um lets just say exceeding normal visual expectations. he had gem rising and loaded 5th house.IP: Logged |
venusmars
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posted May 02, 2009 03:13 PM
fun thread..
my experiences
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no1.sun cancer, moon libra, mars leono2.sun leo, moon taurus, mars cancer no3.sun libra ,moon leo, mars taurus maybe coincidence, but there are 4 signs,libra,leo,cancer and taurus in different positions.. IP: Logged |
MyVirgoMask
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posted May 02, 2009 03:31 PM
Deliverance, yes the Mars Sagittarius was my ex, who was also a Cappy, and that Mars Sag was in the 9th, conj Neptune and widely conj Jupiter. He was well-endowed, but not 9 inches LOL (ok, I never measured technically, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't)...OK, also the ruler of his first (Pisces) was in his 9th. He didn't have any planets in the first house. His 8th house ruler was Libra, and Venus (in Capricorn) squared Pluto.
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Deliverance
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posted May 02, 2009 03:53 PM
Ahh yes, Im not surprised that he's well endowed MVMLara, your gun man looked like he was packing some ammo Ive also heard that Jupiter in the 8th is quite generous in the pants department. I wonder what would happen if you added the Sun to the mix? - A tight stellium of Sun, Mars, Neptune in the 9th with Jupiter at the end of the 8th.
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Deliverance
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posted May 02, 2009 04:09 PM
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So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual. But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years. "When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what's in my trousers. It's become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn't think I'm a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.
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Lara
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posted May 02, 2009 04:16 PM
hahahaha Jonah and the whale LOLIP: Logged |
letram
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posted May 02, 2009 04:18 PM
do these placements also indicate the difference between a bucket fanny and a tight hole?IP: Logged |
MyVirgoMask
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posted May 02, 2009 04:25 PM
HAHAHAHA! Jonah and the whale. LOL, Lara.And Asteroid Dick?!
It's in his 12th....a beast of burden indeed.
It squares his Chiron....tsk tsk tsk. Oh, there are WAY too many places I can go with this, but I just won't. OK, so he's got Mars in his 1st house conj Sun and square Jupiter. I guess the first house stuff can really say something about size, maybe.
Ruler of his 8th Uranus sextile Mars and Sun....hmm. IP: Logged |
Lara
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posted May 02, 2009 04:29 PM
LOLHow about this asteroid? (10717) Dickwalker ROFLMAO!!!!  IP: Logged |
woah city
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posted May 02, 2009 04:38 PM
it's kinda refreshing to see some sexual objectification of males for once.biggest wangstick i ever saw belonged to a libra sun (dunno other details). tied, or in a very close second place was a virgo moon with leo mars. rather gigantic. IP: Logged |
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posted May 02, 2009 04:41 PM
woah city can i see your birth chart? if that's weird to ask becauuuuusssseee what you said sounds exactly like me and that's creepy.n/m hi heartcakes IP: Logged |
woah city
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posted May 02, 2009 04:42 PM
what did i say that sounds exactly like you??IP: Logged |
woah city
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posted May 02, 2009 04:44 PM
did i ripoff something you said? sorry if i did, i'm really tired right now and it could be reverberating around my subconscious..IP: Logged |
amowls*
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posted May 02, 2009 04:51 PM
Nah you didn't lol I just realized we have similar writing styles.IP: Logged |
woah city
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posted May 02, 2009 04:59 PM
ah. must be the aquarian factor.IP: Logged |
MyVirgoMask
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posted May 02, 2009 05:07 PM
Oddly enough, I had a boyfriend with an 8th house stellium, late Libra sun, conjunct Pluto. Mercury, Uranus, Venus Scorpio in the 8th as well with his Sun and Pluto.
Mars Leo, 6th house, square Venus. Virgo moon. Nothing in the 1st house.
He was quite sexy really, but I wouldn't call him well-endowed. Decidedly average in size.
Jupiter didn't do much in his chart either though (it sat in the 6th)...could be that?
I don't think Jupiter alone conjunct Mars would indicate size - but maybe in the 8th, or the 1st. Or even the 9th, touching Mars. IP: Logged |
evander
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posted May 02, 2009 05:09 PM
there was a guy recently in the news if i recall. he would faint every time he got his jollies up. had to do a reduction. i wonder how that Guinness record book guy stands... IP: Logged |
Writesomething
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posted May 02, 2009 05:11 PM
Mars in Scorpio unless saturn is in the mix. Saturn in the mix is never good with mars in general. Saturn might restrict size if aspecting mars.IP: Logged |
MyVirgoMask
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posted May 02, 2009 05:16 PM
Interesting about Saturn, makes sense.I think Mercury might make a penis smaller too though. Maybe. Mercurial qualities might make something on the dainty side. IP: Logged |
Node
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posted May 02, 2009 05:19 PM
Puppies with huge equipment usually grow up to be *Top Dog.IP: Logged |
Alia
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posted May 02, 2009 06:01 PM
braveheart did we date the same guy?
lol!!mars in cappy sq libra sun 22 cm hard. as far as boobs : im libra moon and tau venus conj MC... im 34 D also, im a waxing freak!-could be bcs of my libra moon?
only a thin strip super trimmed LOL IP: Logged |
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posted May 02, 2009 06:58 PM
I have a Libra Moon and I HATE WAXING. It's so painful! I use nair. I'm also decidedly lazy.I don't have very big boobs either. Gemini Risings aren't known for oozing femininity. I think Rising sign is more indicative of size for boobs and peens (if we're even saying that there's something astrological going on with it). IP: Logged |
woah city
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posted May 02, 2009 07:26 PM
it's so cute that Penis keeps popping up to the topIP: Logged |
Astrostar
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posted May 02, 2009 07:37 PM
And what is man that produce too quick?IP: Logged |
braveheart
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posted May 02, 2009 08:11 PM
A Penis that keeps popping up??
Wonderful.Everyone is fascinated by the whys and hows of the trouser snake. ALIA: wow, i didn't have time to measure my "date's" appendage. was he tall, dark and handsome? The longer the penis goes on the better!!  IP: Logged |
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