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Topic: why it's great to be a Man
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SaggiMC
Knowflake Posts: 1897
From: UK
Registered: Jan 2012
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posted February 19, 2012 11:24 AM
  
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy arse every night.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be ‘President.’
Foreplay……………… is optional.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
Same work... more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding Dress £2000; Tux rental £100.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
One mood, all the time.
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I love the parable, “If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day, BUT if you teach him how to fish, you feed him for life.” IP: Logged |
juniperb
Moderator Posts: 3402
From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 19, 2012 11:41 AM
I moved this here because of the sexual references (funny)yet could get too risque for LLC2------------------
Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. ~Rumi~ IP: Logged |
NativelyJoan
Knowflake Posts: 707
From: Boston
Registered: Sep 2011
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posted February 19, 2012 06:54 PM
LOL. Fun list. It's unfortunate that its an accurate reflection of just how skewed the gender dynamics are within our society. Sexism, misogyny, etc. I don't necessary put the blame on solely men, I point a finger at where we fail as a society in placing women as second class citizens in-comparison to men, there is such an imbalance. Our understanding of what constitutes femininity and masculinity influences the way we view gender roles in our society which is completely skewed. I don't support gender norms or ideas period. I am a 'be whoever you want to be' kind of person, who doesn't allow deluded ideas of gender normality to affect the way I view myself and others. Sidenote: I make sure I always orgasm because I don't cater or mediate my sexual expressions, it's all the way when it comes to my sexuality. It's unfortunate that a portion of women have faked orgasms, seriously. I've never done it because if we can't both enjoy sex why partake. We don't NEED to have sex, however if we want to and we can both enjoy it equally, let's get to it!  IP: Logged |
YoursTrulyAlways
Knowflake Posts: 1778
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Registered: Oct 2011
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posted February 20, 2012 11:04 AM
That's a woman's perception of the male world. A lot of that doesn't quite apply. IP: Logged |
SunChild
Moderator Posts: 2876
From: Australia
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 20, 2012 05:06 PM
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Betty Boop
Knowflake Posts: 2621
From: Betty Boop Land
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted February 20, 2012 06:49 PM
quote:
That's a woman's perception of the male world. A lot of that doesn't quite apply.
I completely agree.
It's ok just for fun - but otherwise it's stupid. IP: Logged |
SaggiMC
Knowflake Posts: 1897
From: UK
Registered: Jan 2012
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posted February 21, 2012 04:30 AM
What can I say, this is for people *with* a sense of humour.....IP: Logged |
charmainec
Moderator Posts: 3946
From: Venus next to Randall
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 27, 2012 07:14 AM
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Remember, love can conquer the influences of the planets....It can even eliminate karma.
Linda GoodmanIP: Logged |
Voix_de_la_Mer
Knowflake Posts: 615
From:
Registered: Aug 2011
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posted February 28, 2012 06:58 PM
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Originally posted by SaggiMC:
What can I say, this is for people *with* a sense of humour.....
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Alma Sun
Moderator Posts: 1091
From: The East Coast
Registered: Mar 2011
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posted February 29, 2012 02:20 AM
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"The better you feel about yourself, the less you feel the need to show off." — Robert Hand
"Cynicism, like gullibility, is a symptom of underdeveloped critical faculties." — Jamie Whyte
"I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else." ― G.K. Chesterton IP: Logged |
sand
Knowflake Posts: 2998
From:
Registered: May 2011
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posted February 29, 2012 08:03 AM
hairy arse? IP: Logged |
Delilah
Knowflake Posts: 444
From: U.K.
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted March 02, 2012 02:00 AM
Lol. I love this. IP: Logged |
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