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Topic: Share your "I'm a dumb azz" moments
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Lioness Knowflake Posts: 5185 From: Registered: Mar 2010
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posted August 17, 2012 07:42 PM
I left work today, I work on an industrial street, so there really isnt that much traffic. But it does connect to a major street with a lot of traffic.. So today I leave work.. I come to a light.. I sit and wait for the light to turn green.. After about 2 mins.. I say to myself, this light is taking longer than usual.. But oh well.. I sit and wait longer... After about 5 mins.. I start getting pi$$ed.. WTF is taking this light so long?? All the other f-ing cars are going. Geez this f-ing Light! WTF ! is the light F-ing stuck! FUDGE!!!!! WTF is going on!!! Im getting really annoyed... After about 2 more minutes of cussing at the light... I say OHH Shitz this is a stop sign! I take off laughing at myself, remembering that Im sitting there cussing at a light that's really a stop sign! LOL I say to myself man.. Im such a dumb AZZ!!! Share your's!
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ariesdragon Moderator Posts: 4275 From: Jupiter Registered: Jan 2012
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posted August 17, 2012 10:09 PM
When I got played lol IP: Logged |
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 35572 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted August 17, 2012 10:13 PM
I have a million of them. I will have to think about it and choose ------------------ Passion, Lust, Desire. Check out my journal http://www.mychristianpsychic.com/
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sand Knowflake Posts: 5450 From: 14.5530° N, 121.0199° E Registered: May 2011
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posted August 17, 2012 10:49 PM
My $20,000 cellphone bill due to downloading porn!IP: Logged |
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 35572 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted August 17, 2012 10:56 PM
quote: Originally posted by sand: My $20,000 cellphone bill due to downloading porn!
Are you serious?
------------------ Passion, Lust, Desire. Check out my journal http://www.mychristianpsychic.com/
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sand Knowflake Posts: 5450 From: 14.5530° N, 121.0199° E Registered: May 2011
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posted August 17, 2012 11:01 PM
Maybe closer to $25,000 LOL! Good thing they had no way of knowing what it was i was downloading. I just played dumb! Scorpio mars ain't so ideal sometimes! IP: Logged |
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 35572 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted August 17, 2012 11:04 PM
quote: Originally posted by sand: Maybe closer to $25,000 LOL! Good thing they had no way of knowing what it was i was downloading. I just played dumb! Scorpio mars ain't so ideal sometimes!
Mars in SCorpio is my fave Mars
------------------ Passion, Lust, Desire. Check out my journal http://www.mychristianpsychic.com/
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Xiiro Moderator Posts: 1201 From: San Diego CA, USA Registered: Jun 2011
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posted August 18, 2012 12:12 AM
LOL sand, I am now convinced you are a Taurus =) My Taurus ex-roommate would have totally done something like that.IP: Logged |
aquaguy91 Moderator Posts: 3969 From: tennessee Registered: Jan 2012
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posted August 18, 2012 12:31 AM
why spend all that money when you can watch it for free IP: Logged |
sand Knowflake Posts: 5450 From: 14.5530° N, 121.0199° E Registered: May 2011
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posted August 18, 2012 12:57 AM
quote: Originally posted by Xiiro: LOL sand, I am now convinced you are a Taurus =) My Taurus ex-roommate would have totally done something like that.
The gross one? Haha thanks! IP: Logged |
sand Knowflake Posts: 5450 From: 14.5530° N, 121.0199° E Registered: May 2011
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posted August 18, 2012 01:12 AM
quote: Originally posted by aquaguy91: why spend all that money when you can watch it for free
You are so wise! IP: Logged |
aquaguy91 Moderator Posts: 3969 From: tennessee Registered: Jan 2012
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posted August 18, 2012 09:50 AM
haha a guy gave me a porn dvd once and said" one man's porn is another man's treasure. IP: Logged |
Padre35 Knowflake Posts: 369 From: charlotte, NC, US Registered: Jul 2012
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posted August 18, 2012 11:26 AM
-Going to a Wendy's as a youth and when asked what I wanted on my cheeseburger saying.."cheese"-Driving home from college and could not understand why my car was running so poorly, only to later realize I had the parking brake on -leaving the house with two black shoes on, unfortunately..they were different shoes.. IP: Logged |
aquaguy91 Moderator Posts: 3969 From: tennessee Registered: Jan 2012
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posted August 18, 2012 11:52 AM
I was walking around walmart oblivious of the fact that I had a huge rip in the ass of my pants.IP: Logged |
libraschoice77 Knowflake Posts: 130 From: NYC Registered: Aug 2010
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posted August 19, 2012 12:44 PM
Remember when I was 16 one of my first jobs at the hospital was delivering in house mail. During this time I needed to replace my glasses, and was blind as a bat. It was only my second day there and was still learning the different sections of the hospital and got lost. So I went up and down in the elevator trying to find out where I was when on one floor the elevator door opened and there was this person just standing there. I was like 'hey could you tell me where diagnostics is at?' and they didn't say anything to me. So I got alittle closer and asked again thinking they didn't hear me the first time. Again no answer, so I walked all the up to this person only to realize it was a cardboard cut out of a doctor lol...IP: Logged |
ariesdragon Moderator Posts: 4275 From: Jupiter Registered: Jan 2012
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posted August 19, 2012 12:49 PM
Awww ^^ that would've been so awkward hey? lol IP: Logged |
libraschoice77 Knowflake Posts: 130 From: NYC Registered: Aug 2010
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posted August 19, 2012 01:19 PM
There was no one around to see it, but I still felt silly IP: Logged |
Lioness Knowflake Posts: 5185 From: Registered: Mar 2010
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posted August 19, 2012 02:05 PM
quote: Originally posted by libraschoice77: Remember when I was 16 one of my first jobs at the hospital was delivering in house mail. During this time I needed to replace my glasses, and was blind as a bat. It was only my second day there and was still learning the different sections of the hospital and got lost. So I went up and down in the elevator trying to find out where I was when on one floor the elevator door opened and there was this person just standing there. I was like 'hey could you tell me where diagnostics is at?' and they didn't say anything to me. So I got alittle closer and asked again thinking they didn't hear me the first time. Again no answer, so I walked all the up to this person only to realize it was a cardboard cut out of a doctor lol...
Omg!!! Lmao..... Hilarious.. Good stuff.. Thanks
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ShyVirgo1979 Knowflake Posts: 1142 From: Registered: May 2011
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posted August 19, 2012 02:23 PM
Oh back in '09 I had my cell phone in my back pocket of my jeans (which is where I like to carry it) and I went to go pee and forgot it was there and as I sat down....bloop! It dropped in the toilet thank god it was a clean bowl or ida never reached in to grab it lol I had ins on it and when I called to get a replacement I lied and said I dropped it in the washer as I was talking on the phone and doing laundry at the same time haha figured they already knew it was water damaged so to me it didn't matter HOW it got water damaged....I even tried blow drying it too. Nope. Lesson learned!IP: Logged |
redshift Knowflake Posts: 196 From: Registered: Jul 2012
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posted August 19, 2012 06:50 PM
Ditching highschool one day (a thousand years ago) I went into a cafe in my neighbourhood to kill time, waiting for my parents to leave for work so I could go back home. I had to go to the bathroom. It was a one person only bathroom. The stall was locked and it looked like there were brooms and buckets in the stall. "WTF", I thought to myself. I went out and asked the waitress if I needed a key or something for the bathroom. She looked at me weird, having seen me just come out of the clearly unlocked bathroom and said: Uhh, no.I went back in the bathroom, looked at the shut stall with the brooms and thought: Am I nuts?? I went over to the mirror, looked at myself for signs of insanity, turned on the tap and wet my face and took a deep breath...I left the bathroom again and just stood in the hall for a moment, trying to figure out what to do next...the waitress walks by, looks at me genuinely concerned this time, as if I was off my rocker and about to cause trouble so I duck back in the bathroom, walk straight over to the toilet, which all this time, was just out in the open in the room, beside the sink and mirror where I had washed my face and not in the stall, which they were using as a storage closet. I sit down on the toilet as an available chair to rest and collect my senses and then realize: Oh here it is. Here's the toilet. I am insane. I don't know what I was smoking that morning... IP: Logged |
Xiiro Moderator Posts: 1201 From: San Diego CA, USA Registered: Jun 2011
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posted August 23, 2012 01:13 AM
quote: Originally posted by sand: The gross one? Haha thanks!
LOL yeah, the gross one. But his sexual appetite was attractive to me... It was just everything else that turned me off. Nothing wrong with a horny bull as long as he is respectful. The former roommate basically left a snail trail wherever he went, hoping someone would slip in it. Then he could fap to the idea that he in some way had sexual contact with another person. He used to groan out loud when something sexy happened on tv.... Okay, I can't talk about it anymore without feeling nauseous. Be happy the sexual appetite seems to be all you share =) IP: Logged |
Saraintheski Knowflake Posts: 636 From: Registered: May 2011
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posted August 24, 2012 03:16 AM
Eh about a year ago I was in Kmart...Oh geez I kept seeing commercials about those tiny trojan fingertip vibrators , so I pick it up already embarrassing but the store is kind of empty..for some reason I read the price wrong and I didn't have enough money because I had to keep some for transportation , I was like are you sure because I swore it read another price so she kind of waved the box up in the air for one of her coworkers for a price check and a ton of them kind of stood there .. I didn't have enough money and it was embarrassing as hell! I think one of the male coworkers sat there smiling . I have a scorpio mars btw ^_^IP: Logged |
sand Knowflake Posts: 5450 From: 14.5530° N, 121.0199° E Registered: May 2011
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posted August 25, 2012 02:46 AM
quote: Originally posted by Xiiro: LOL yeah, the gross one. But his sexual appetite was attractive to me... It was just everything else that turned me off. Nothing wrong with a horny bull as long as he is respectful. The former roommate basically left a snail trail wherever he went, hoping someone would slip in it. Then he could fap to the idea that he in some way had sexual contact with another person.He used to groan out loud when something sexy happened on tv.... Okay, I can't talk about it anymore without feeling nauseous. Be happy the sexual appetite seems to be all you share =)
Lmao @ the boobie traps! Ur giving me idears! IP: Logged |
sand Knowflake Posts: 5450 From: 14.5530° N, 121.0199° E Registered: May 2011
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posted August 25, 2012 02:48 AM
quote: Originally posted by Saraintheski: Eh about a year ago I was in Kmart...Oh geez I kept seeing commercials about those tiny trojan fingertip vibrators , so I pick it up already embarrassing but the store is kind of empty..for some reason I read the price wrong and I didn't have enough money because I had to keep some for transportation , I was like are you sure because I swore it read another price so she kind of waved the box up in the air for one of her coworkers for a price check and a ton of them kind of stood there .. I didn't have enough money and it was embarrassing as hell! I think one of the male coworkers sat there smiling . I have a scorpio mars btw ^_^
Another moment brought to you by le Scorpio mars! IP: Logged |