posted September 30, 2012 03:28 AM            

A female of indeterminate age, whom, lost a string of pleasure beads in her private parts, for a week, hit me up this evening.

As in "I've got cash, and a jaguar XJ 6 convertible, come back to my place while I shower and we'll have a great time this evening"

Fair enough, I'm a big boy, welcome to life.

What troubled me was not the offer, I'm a red blooded man afterall.

However, what was one of the deal breakers was her 17 yr old daughter was along with her when she made this offer.

A beautiful young girl, it just struck me as wrong to take the mom up on that sort of offer with the young lady was present.

Among other reasons, to boil this ramble down:

-As a younger gentleman..I would have rolled the dice..why not?

-Uhm, that is your teenaged daughter..maybe not the best idea to say some stuff like that?

-Why, in the offline world, do I attract women like this?

A female friend of mine said point blank:

"You should just accept this, this is how you come off, don't fight it, be bad, you are good at it"

Yikes, it seems like the Universe is sending me a message that I do not want, yet there it is.

Does my chart sort of tell me something that is true, but is not what I want to hear?

Or..what?

posted September 30, 2012 05:31 AM            

Another way of looking at it is that maybe this is the universe helping you figure out who not to be and what not to do.

posted September 30, 2012 07:55 AM            

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Originally posted by Hera:
There is no "meant to be". The best way to predict your future is to create it. You have the power, all the power you need, to be whomever you want to be.

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posted September 30, 2012 08:58 AM            

It's funny, i'm wearing family guy pj's with stewie on it and it says "born to be bad" all over it.

Does this lady have a brother?

posted September 30, 2012 09:36 AM            

"XJ6? Really? Bah humbug. I'm more used to Ferrari Californias."

"XJ6? Isn't that the old model? XJ8s been out for over 8 years already "

"Gosh lady, you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer!! Your Jaguar convertible has two seats. It brought both of you here. You like me to ride home with you lying in the trunk?!?!"

"On the other hand, how much cash you got??".

posted September 30, 2012 11:18 AM            

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Originally posted by YoursTrulyAlways:

"On the other hand, how much cash you got??".

Only a Capricorn would hear a developing steamy sex story and focus on car and cash!!!

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posted October 01, 2012 02:01 AM            

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Originally posted by YoursTrulyAlways:
Bah. It is what it is. If you don't like, walk away.

"XJ6? Really? Bah humbug. I'm more used to Ferrari Californias."

"XJ6? Isn't that the old model? XJ8s been out for over 8 years already "

"Gosh lady, you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer!! Your Jaguar convertible has two seats. It brought both of you here. You like me to ride home with you lying in the trunk?!?!"

"On the other hand, how much cash you got??".

Only a Capricorn would hear a developing steamy sex story and focus on car and cash!!!

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Hmm, that is my experience with Capricorns as well!

TBF though, also found Caps to be hard working, focused and generous once they get to know you.

just odd how I seem to be a magnet for this stuff. But the truth be known, never been one to take bait such as that, as in why say this stuff unless you were seeking some advantage?

posted October 01, 2012 04:48 AM            

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...It brought both of you here. You like me to ride home with you lying in the trunk?!?!"

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posted October 01, 2012 07:43 AM            

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Originally posted by Padre35:
just odd how I seem to be a magnet for this stuff. But the truth be known, never been one to take bait such as that, as in why say this stuff unless you were seeking some advantage?

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posted October 01, 2012 07:52 AM            

Both XK8 and XJS actually have a rear seat If you are willing to chop off your legs...

posted October 01, 2012 09:32 AM            

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Originally posted by YoursTrulyAlways:
Dude, I get it all the time. Even as we type, I have one rich old hag after my butt.

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Pretty much, we are grown men we know how that works, the daughter stuff was surprising a bit.

posted October 01, 2012 09:38 AM            

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Originally posted by YoursTrulyAlways:
OK. I stand corrected.

Both XK8 and XJS actually have a rear seat If you are willing to chop off your legs...

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Honey, it's not his legs that he'll be needing..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uuv0Yb9Ii0