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C1ND3R
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posted September 30, 2012 05:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for C1ND3R     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I just don't understand people.

I was curious so, i googled.

I wanted to see what strange objects women might be able to fit into their strange place; i clicks on 'images'.

I saw:

a rubber chicken, a computer mouse, a rubber goldfish, a bottle of vodka, bacardi, beer cans (one served it from within), cooking eggs, pearls, an egg beater, salami, cucumbers, cellphones (2 of em), the legs of a doll, a baseball, 3 bananas, a garden hose, a real live snake, a bottle of fanta, a pez dispenser, a toilet brush, the front end of a womans shoe, a lamp and last but not least, a curling iron.........



WHAT


THE


HELL!!!!????!!!!

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RegardesPlatero
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posted September 30, 2012 05:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RegardesPlatero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
wouldn't that carry some kind of risk of infection? especially if you don't know where those items have been?

yuck o_0

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C1ND3R
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posted September 30, 2012 06:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for C1ND3R     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That the last thing to come to mind.. I was so shocked by what i was seeing that i didn't think about germ-x.

I just don't understand how... Or why, even.

I used to eat out of pez dispensers..

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aquaguy91
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posted September 30, 2012 10:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aquaguy91     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I saw a video where a girl smoked a cigar with her vag, that was interesting to say the least..

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C1ND3R
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posted September 30, 2012 11:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for C1ND3R     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by aquaguy91:
I saw a video where a girl smoked a cigar with her vag, that was interesting to say the least..

..interesting.

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aquaguy91
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posted September 30, 2012 11:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aquaguy91     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by C1ND3R:

..interesting.


indeed... ( smokes pipe)

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Lioness
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posted September 30, 2012 11:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lioness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A LAMP!!!!!!!! Wtf

How the flip.....

Ooo lordy too much for me..... I prefer a man... I'm just sayin

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C1ND3R
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posted October 01, 2012 12:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for C1ND3R     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lioness:
A LAMP!!!!!!!! Wtf

How the flip.....

Ooo lordy too much for me..... I prefer a man... I'm just sayin


Oh, lioness.. I'd post the pictures if i could!

On second thought... I wonder if the lamp was that one key thing that made you scratch your head in disbelief... Let me tell ya, i started as soon as i saw the legs of the rubber chicken! And i'm hoping it was indeed rubber because if not, i fear it might've been real and inserted raw.

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C1ND3R
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posted October 01, 2012 12:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for C1ND3R     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dita von teese did something like this during a fashion week event.. She walked on stage naked, pulled an entire outfit out of herself, got dressed in front of everybody and pulled the shoes that were hidden from out of her hair (in her head)..

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Lioness
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posted October 01, 2012 12:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lioness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by C1ND3R:
Oh, lioness.. I'd post the pictures if i could!

On second thought... I wonder if the lamp was that one key thing that made you scratch your head in disbelief... Let me tell ya, i started as soon as i saw the legs of the rubber chicken! And i'm hoping it was indeed rubber because if not, i fear it might've been real and inserted raw.


Lol... I was cracking up when I was reading them.. Thinking gross, but then I saw lamp and I just kept thinking how the flip!!!

I wonder if she tried to turn the light on!!! Lol...

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C1ND3R
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posted October 01, 2012 12:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for C1ND3R     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lioness:
Lol... I was cracking up when I was reading them.. Thinking gross, but then I saw lamp and I just kept thinking how the flip!!!

I wonder if she tried to turn the light on!!! Lol...


One would hope she was already turned on, plenty!

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C1ND3R
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posted October 01, 2012 12:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for C1ND3R     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'd pay $3.00 to see if someone can fit a fire extinguisher before they turn it on to prove to me that they can fly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swqb5AY1ZxA

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C1ND3R
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posted October 01, 2012 12:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for C1ND3R     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
...well, whatdya know

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PixieJane
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posted October 01, 2012 02:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieJane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Two reasons:

1. The various porn biz compete furiously for the billions of dollars it generates per year (in the US alone at that, which just includes the LEGAL porn on the books) and to do so they try the latest new outrageous thing to draw in their jaded (and thus best) customers who've gotten bored with everything else. IOW, it's all about putting on a show for money.

2. Attention. Some crave it like air and will do ANYTHING for it. More than one famous person was murdered simply because the killer wanted to be famous. I have a feeling I recall at least one mass shooting was for the infamy (that is, everyone would know who he is and be talking about him) as well, and of course the "copycat" shootings that follow suggest the media saturation makes others hungry for that media attention as well. Many people who got on the Jerry Springer show did so (and only pretended to be so messed up, the fights are fake as wrestling and sometimes even choreographed, etc) for not only money and free vacation but for 15 minutes of fame. Some teen girls who tried everything to get pregnant (one even having sex with random homeless men) basically said they did it because of all the attention pregnant women receive. And things like this sound like just one more way to be an attention ***** ...gotta give 'em credit for being more creative than shaking their butt for a YT camera at least (that's so old and I thought it was sad the first time I stumbled across that).

I suppose other reasons exist (some strange live art, someone pointing a gun at their head, who knows) but I figure those 2 would probably explain about 99% of it.

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C1ND3R
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posted October 01, 2012 02:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for C1ND3R     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'd like to read what you're reading..

I propose a LL book club.

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hippichick
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posted October 01, 2012 10:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hippichick     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Strange topic, but I'll bite.

Try looking at some xrays of a man coming into an ER and complaining of lower abdominal pain and not willing to fess up to what is really the cause...and not just one man~

I am not even going to get graphic, but atleast women, with their anatomy dont get things stuck, men's anatomy lends itself to clamp down and not release

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C1ND3R
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posted October 01, 2012 10:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for C1ND3R     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

http://www.bontheball.com/2011/12/10-craziest-objects-removed-from-the-rectum-butt/

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PixieJane
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posted October 01, 2012 03:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieJane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^^

Just so others know my Avast AV warned me the page was unsafe when I tried clicking it.

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