posted October 12, 2012 09:38 PM
A guy was in a posh hotel when he suddenly had a terrible urge to go. It was developing into an explosive number two as well. So he was desperate. And he ran into the ladies room. As he sat down, he saw four buttons on the side of the fancy stall - WW, WA, PP and ATR.
He finished his business and he curiously pressed WW. His butt was sprayed with gentle jets of Warm Water that cleansed his butt. He enjoyed it and was so happy!
He then had to find out what WA does. It blasted some gentle Warm Air that dried his butt. He was really loving this.
He then pressed PP and lo and behold came the fragrant Powder Puff that made his butt smell fresh. How wonderful.
All that was left was to press ATR. That must be something special to pamper him further.
Next, he woke up on a hospital bed in post operative surgical recovery with a headache from the anesthesia. A nurse hovered over him and the nurse exclaimed that he pressed ATR - Automatic Tampon Remover.
When the machine tried to find a tampon and couldn't detect one, it removed what was made available. Sir, this jar over here contains your penis!
Lindaland
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posted October 12, 2012 09:38 PM
posted October 13, 2012 02:02 AM
Reminds me of Crocodile Dundee
posted October 13, 2012 01:10 PM
