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PixieJane
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posted April 27, 2015 07:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieJane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This looks to be real!

I HAVE heard of people who never wanted to be "replaced" (that is never marry another and sometimes even more restrictions than that) after death so I guess this helps with that...I do wonder how many of these are going to sell...
http://distractify.com/myka-fox/ashes-to-ashes-lust-to-lust/


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You know how when you love someone a whole lot and then they die on you and you're not sure how to properly mourn the loss?

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From the romantic mind of Mark Sturkenboom comes "21 Grams," a fillable dildo to keep your deceased right where they belong: between your legs.


The item holds exactly 21 grams of dead person because science has said that is how much the soul weighs.


For what it's worth the weight of an erect penis is usually about 80 grams, so this dildo seems more ceremonial than functional if you ask me, but I guess there's something to be said for the weight of sentimental value.


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Panthera Leo
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posted April 27, 2015 07:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Panthera Leo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lmao How do you find articles like this Pixiejane ?

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PixieJane
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posted April 27, 2015 07:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieJane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm going through my email now. Someone just sent it to me for my thoughts, but I have no thoughts. I'm just gobsmacked.

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posted April 27, 2015 07:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Panthera Leo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I still do get gobsmacked sometimes to but I find I laughter helps me deal with most things.Perhaps I should just be medicated.I don't really see the point in it but I suppose as shocking as it is there are worse things you could do.I guess they always say to look on the bright side of life.

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PixieJane
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posted April 27, 2015 07:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieJane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I did laugh, as it seems so absurd/unexpected to me, and I accept that our species is somewhat crazy. But I still don't know what I think.

The email just reached me and I don't talk to the person that often so I have some time to actually think something.

Anyway, as I was just telling the last person I just emailed, I have to go, got things to do.

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Odette
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posted April 27, 2015 09:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Odette     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OH.Mai.GAWD.

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posted April 27, 2015 09:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Odette     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OH

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posted April 27, 2015 09:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Odette     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
MY

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posted April 27, 2015 09:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Odette     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
GOD!

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posted April 27, 2015 09:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Odette     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I can't...

Wow.

I'm speechless. lol

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PixieJane
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posted April 27, 2015 10:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieJane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here's what I'm interested in:
http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum25/HTML/004846.html

(I'd forgotten to look into this, I'll have to write that down somewhere.)

I can't stand the thought of my body in a coffin separated from nature, severed from the cycle. As the Earth feeds me I should feed the Earth. I take comfort in the thought that as the world population continues to soar that the funeral industry will be forced to make some changes and I'm hoping to feed nature somehow.

While being cremated isn't my first choice and certainly not then put in a dildo (I'm still having a hard time taking this seriously and I DID look to see if it was real) I'd still find it preferable to being put in a coffin. At least at some point my ashes would be (I'd hope) released.

But there are people who don't want a love or soul mate to find love with someone else, or even have sex with anyone else after death. Maybe this would work for them?

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PixieJane
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posted April 27, 2015 10:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieJane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
As I've said before this might be a perfect gift for a Scorpio, though perfect disaster is more likely (Scorpios don't like having their paranoia mocked and their response will hurt ):

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