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posted March 10, 2014 04:12 PM            

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Do you have any really good [generic] food jokes?

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From: USA
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posted September 12, 2014 08:29 PM            

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Ok, I just heard this one and really laughed...

"Celery is actually classified as a negative calorie food. There are 2 calories in one stick of celery, but if you eat it, it takes your body 10 calories to process it. You could kill yourself eating celery."

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From: Blue Star Kachina
Registered: Apr 2009

posted September 13, 2014 08:55 AM            

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A chef is cook spelled wrong

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