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AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 2323 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted October 19, 2010 02:50 PM
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous. ------------------ We justify ourselves each time we take a breath... Me IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 2323 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted October 19, 2010 02:50 PM
While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question? IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 2323 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted October 19, 2010 02:51 PM
The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm. IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 2323 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted October 19, 2010 02:51 PM
Satire is over. Reality has made it obsolete. IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 2323 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted October 19, 2010 02:51 PM
To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 2323 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted October 19, 2010 02:52 PM
Rebel against this command. IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 2323 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted October 19, 2010 02:52 PM
You are now breathing manually. IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 2323 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted October 19, 2010 02:53 PM
Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe. IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 2323 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted October 19, 2010 02:53 PM
This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 2323 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted October 19, 2010 02:54 PM
Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one. IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 2323 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted October 19, 2010 02:55 PM
What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence? IP: Logged |
WinkAway Knowflake Posts: 1575 From: here, there & everywhere Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 19, 2010 04:22 PM
Those are awesome!My favorite person I've never met is Marilyn Monroe. Here's some of her one liner's.. A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night. A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing. An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A money machine. Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered. Dogs never bite me. Just humans. Dreaming about being an actress, is more exciting then being one. Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives. I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot. I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it. I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one. I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. It's all make believe, isn't it? I restore myself when I'm alone. It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone - so far. It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up. What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
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AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 2323 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted October 19, 2010 05:35 PM
Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it. IP: Logged |
LEXX Knowflake Posts: 9742 From: Still out looking for Schrodinger's cat.......& LEXIGRAMMING.♥.. is my Passion! Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 19, 2010 06:30 PM
Procrastinate NOW!IP: Logged |
MyVirgoMask Knowflake Posts: 3671 From: Bay Area, CA Registered: May 2009
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posted October 20, 2010 02:43 AM
A broken clock is right twice a day.IP: Logged |
AbsintheDragonfly Knowflake Posts: 2323 From: Gaia Registered: Apr 2010
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posted October 20, 2010 10:20 AM
While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question? IP: Logged |
Junethird Moderator Posts: 2771 From: Registered: Nov 2011
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posted August 12, 2012 12:29 AM
I shower naked IP: Logged |
Gem-Gurl Knowflake Posts: 1862 From: Los Angeles, CA Registered: Mar 2012
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posted August 12, 2012 04:27 AM
The grass isnt always greener on the other side, its green where you water it.IP: Logged |
juniperb Moderator Posts: 4436 From: Blue Star Kachina Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 18, 2012 08:49 AM
the fool who needs to say the last word is the one who couldn`t get it right on the first try  ------------------ We dance around the ring and suppose, but the secret sits in the middle and Knows Robert Frost IP: Logged |