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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted October 19, 2010 02:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.

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We justify ourselves each time we take a breath...

Me

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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted October 19, 2010 02:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?

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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted October 19, 2010 02:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.

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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted October 19, 2010 02:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.

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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted October 19, 2010 02:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"

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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted October 19, 2010 02:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Rebel against this command.

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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted October 19, 2010 02:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You are now breathing manually.

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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted October 19, 2010 02:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.

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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted October 19, 2010 02:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.

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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted October 19, 2010 02:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.

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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted October 19, 2010 02:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?

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WinkAway
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posted October 19, 2010 04:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WinkAway     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Those are awesome!

My favorite person I've never met is Marilyn Monroe.

Here's some of her one liner's..

A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night.

A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing.

An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A money machine.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Dreaming about being an actress, is more exciting then being one.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.

I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.

It's all make believe, isn't it?

I restore myself when I'm alone.

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone - so far.

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up.

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.



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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted October 19, 2010 05:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.

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LEXX
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posted October 19, 2010 06:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LEXX     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Procrastinate NOW!

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MyVirgoMask
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posted October 20, 2010 02:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MyVirgoMask     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A broken clock is right twice a day.

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AbsintheDragonfly
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posted October 20, 2010 10:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for AbsintheDragonfly     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?

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Junethird
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posted August 12, 2012 12:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Junethird     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I shower naked

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Gem-Gurl
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posted August 12, 2012 04:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gem-Gurl     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The grass isnt always greener on the other side, its green where you water it.

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juniperb
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posted August 18, 2012 08:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
the fool who needs to say the last word is the one who couldn`t get it right on the first try

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We dance around the ring and suppose, but the secret sits in the middle and Knows
Robert Frost

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