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From: sand castle
Registered: Apr 2012

posted March 11, 2013 10:12 AM            

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Mail order bride rofl!!

Aquaguy orders said bride during merc retro. When he gets the bride in the mail a week later aquaguy finds out she is not a libra. He calls the company and flips out. Redscorp who now works customer service answers. He asks to speak to the mail order bride. They whisper and giggle to each other. She returns the phone to aquaguy and redscorp resumes the convo. He says "i'm sorry sir but the bride informed me u have used the product for a full minute and a half. Aquaguy flips out even further because according to him "it was just the tip!!"

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posted March 11, 2013 10:23 AM            

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!!!

We're going to get deleted again, unless you are talking about like a tip for a waitress.

You were talking about that kind of tip, right?? Aquaguy thought she was pretty so he gave her a tip. $$$

Or maybe it was like advice. "Here's a tip, young wife: next time act more like a Libra."

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From: sand castle
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posted March 11, 2013 10:51 AM            

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Anyways in america u can return almost anything it seems so aquaguy got his 1.99 back. 9 months later aquaguy junior arrived in the mail. He had the exact same scowl of his daddy and the naturally he man type of hair so it was undeniable who the father was. It was him. For the first time in his life libras didnt seem to matter, and badboys and nice guys seemed like a grey area, he even thought there was no such thing as a friendzone. He felt that he cud be truly happy... He named him. Luke skywalker.

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posted March 11, 2013 11:49 AM            

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*sniffle*

I love happy endings!!! Luke Skywalker

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posted March 11, 2013 12:49 PM            

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Got my answer, so closing this.

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