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Ghammer
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From: Zurich, Ontario, Canada
Registered: Dec 2006

posted January 15, 2007 07:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ghammer     Edit/Delete Message

Hi all, just thought I would post this little gem.

My wife (now my ex) snd I were having a conversation about how we should approach the safe sex question.
It was a concern as our son was starting highschool in a couple of weeks and thought it best that he be informed.
We were prying a little to find out what he knew about sex. The conversation got back on the subject of highschool and the different teaching style he would be entering.
Still not satisfied I asked him if they taught him anything about rubbers and how to use them. They being his previous school.

My son answers; They hand those out at the first of the year.

My wife ran for the bathroom trying not to pee.
I'm sitting there trying not to bust a gut and keep a straight face.
Later, after supper, my wife and I were talking about the afternoon and had a real good roar.
Laugh, I thought we would die.
Oh, by the way they don't hand out those kind of rubbers at the Catholic school.

Hope you enjoyed this one.

Love and Light

Ghammer

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Randall
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From: Columbus, GA USA
Registered: Nov 2000

posted January 16, 2007 12:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message
I don't get it.

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"There is no use trying," said Alice; "one can't believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Lewis Carroll

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Ghammer
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From: Zurich, Ontario, Canada
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posted January 16, 2007 02:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ghammer     Edit/Delete Message
hey randall, My wife and I were talking about condoms.
My son was thinking eraser's and pencils.

I thought that was clear? oops

thank you

Ghammer

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Randall
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posted January 17, 2007 12:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message
Oh, erasers! I got the condom part.

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"There is no use trying," said Alice; "one can't believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Lewis Carroll

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