posted December 27, 2001 09:19 AM         

Ok ok ... so what's so sassy?

Three weeks ago I read in some silly popcorn magazine (I don't remember which one) that daily masturbation keeps U looking younger for a long long time. There was scientific proof and all that. I read it, dismissed it .. blah blah blah. I had no idea how much it would shake my resolve.

So, the other day, there I was in a restaurant, and an old school teacher approaches me and we talk. And he asks, "How old are U?" I open my mouth to give my stock answer of four centuries plus when he says, "Because U don't look a year older than the last time I saw U. What is your secret?"

Ohhhhhh ... I would've like to get into a conversation with what my "secret" was ... but dayum ... that article popped into my head and I blushed severely and all I could do is shrug at the guy.

When it was all over, I thought, "Well, geez ... now I have story I can share with immortals 600 years from now and laugh at hard!!!!"

So, Gooberz, next time someone asks U what you're secret is ... what will U say?

posted December 27, 2001 03:04 PM         

I consider myself to be ageless (Agaeles, which is actually in my name.. and I once used it as an alias).

I remember when I was 12. I called up to a woman to bring her her paper.
When I got there, she said I looked "ten years younger" than I sounded. I wasn't sure if it was a compliment, or an insult, LOL

You *Know* you're doing something right when you only look to be two or so!
or maybe I sounded like I was nineteen, and looked nine.. *giggle*

posted December 27, 2001 03:48 PM         

~Princess

posted January 01, 2002 06:23 PM         

(throws in two more cents) I'd suggest that the orgasm makes no never mind towards immortality (though it certainly brings us to the edge of Heaven). I would tend to believe that it's the actual sex in and of itsElf that begins the process of reversing spirals.

On the other hand ... there certainly is a lot of sex going on out there that probably hurries the spirals on it's "aging" path. Hmmmm ... but how to differentiate?

I would suggest that mind body and soul sex is the good immortal kind. But, there's nothing wrong w. good ole sweaty, exhausting pure body sex now and again.

posted January 02, 2002 12:25 PM         

Maybe, the orgasm is a form of, if not the ultimate, *detox* !!! and why dailly or consistent masturbation is considered to be a tool in regenerating *youth* - a consisent, daily form of detox we couldn't get any other way ? and...

Maybe this type of detox (sexual orgasm) is of a spiritual nature as well ... think about it, on a very physical/human level when do we feel any closer to feeling as One, or at Peace, or *in Love* ... how many of you/us speak the Creator's name during an orgasm !?!

Their numbers: MASTURBATION = 40/4 ... ORGASM = 20/2

Well, first we see right away that ORGASM's numbers are exactly *half* of MASTURBATION's numbers, which do have that karmic *4* thing, but also the 40 energy, which is the same as 31, The Recluse - The Hermit The first thing Ms. Goodman says in the description of 31 is to read the the analysis of 30, The Loner - Meditation, first, as it's meaning is very similar to 31. Of Number 30 Ms. Goodman says, "...fulfillment is more often found in retreating from the chaos of the market place, so that one's mental superiority may be used to develop something worthwhile to the world..." Then she states they are only different in their similarities in that "...the person or entity represented by this number(31) is even more self-contained, self-sufficient, lonely, and isolated from others." ...Hmmmmmm !

What is really cool I think is ORGASM's 20 ~ The Awakening. Linda says about 20, "At some point in the experience of the person or entity represented by the Number 20, there is a powerful awakening, bringing a new purpose, new plans, new ambitions - the call to action for some great cause or ideal."

. * + . + * . + . What do you think it all means, gOOb? . * + . + * + . * .

~Princess

posted January 02, 2002 01:06 PM         

...Could that be "Love" Or "Immortality" ! ? !

posted January 02, 2002 10:27 PM         

Wow wow wow.

The echoing of 31 energy to masturbation seems to hit right on. It kinda reminds me of artists who go into themsElfs to bring out a painting. For awhile, it's a good thing. But it gets excessive, and the mind becomes tortured ala Vincent Van Gogh or Emily Dickinson. Solitude needs to be tempered with togetherness ... and it seems 31 hiding within masturbation demonstrates this.

Also of note is that climax becomes the numbers 17 and 8. Yes, yes, 8 also has that karma thing. But 17, according to Miss Goodman is, "the number of Immortality."

Phew ... sex was easier when it wasn't so important! The next time I'm with my lover, I'll suggest to her we need to start "Living Forever!"

posted January 03, 2002 11:43 AM         

Now that I think about it, I know a person that was born on the 31st too... and this person is nearly addicted to sex !

posted January 28, 2002 12:58 PM         

When I first got into ancient geometry I learned that different cultures use the lunar cycle rather than the solar. So, a child of one year our time would be aged 13 in their time. So its all relative.

posted January 28, 2002 03:39 PM         

~Princess

posted January 29, 2002 12:17 PM         

~Princess

posted January 30, 2002 11:57 AM         

~Princess