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dafremen
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posted September 16, 2005 01:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for dafremen     Edit/Delete Message
Hey, you know, there are few things in this world that call to people like talk of their bodies. I mean, what's not to love? It's US...well I mean if yer shallow, that is.

Otherwise, no doubt it goes much deeper than that.

Now granted, this thread may not have all of the appeal of talking endlessly about a meat carcass that gets shuffled around by the spirit beneath it, but we have something that other threads don't have...

We have SATAN, aka LUCIFER to add that little extra touch of drivel that most of the skin-and bones-are-gods-to-be-worshipped immortality threads don't have. (Not knocking immortality mind you...just the threads.)

There hasn't been a combination THIS brilliant since...I dunno...um...preztels and liver? Beets and collard greens? (Pizza and ice cream?!)

Yes this is

MALKHOUF'S DEVIL LOVIN' BODY WORSHIPPING SOAPBOX

So have at it folks...anyone else feel like playing with themselves (with their Horned Hand) while reading something by Anton Lavey?

So tell us about why you think YOUR body is so important..then tell us how much do YOU love Lucifer? (The lovely morning star!!! Yea! Throw my panties on the stage!! Woohoo!)

Thanks for the entirely almost not quite thought provoking material, man. Oh, and thanks for using my name to propagate your verbal diarrhea.

(cue Elton john) Can you feeeeeeelll the looooove toniiiight?

(There. Now you have your own thread with an appropriate Subject line. Should draw ALL kinds of participation. Try to remember that. It's not about me. It's about making the Subject line match your subject. Then the reader knows what you're talking about. Using another's name is just a cheap gimmick that shows how uninteresting your subject matter really is. )

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maklhouf
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posted September 16, 2005 05:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for maklhouf     Edit/Delete Message
Sorry about your wife. Was she, in fact Mieli Zhiiweli and all those other people we suspected she was?

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lotusheartone
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posted September 16, 2005 07:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lotusheartone     Edit/Delete Message
And again
WHERE IS OUR LOVE FOR ALL OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

Seek the Truth
and the Truth
will set you free.


Love and Light to ALL

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juniperb
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posted September 16, 2005 10:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message
Daf,God Bless you and yours .

Love,

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If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot

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dafremen
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posted September 16, 2005 04:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dafremen     Edit/Delete Message
(How to amuse a dark-hearted fly-wing-pulling sadist like malkhouf...let yer ego off its leash.)

You're a moron malkhouf. Why don't you go bugger Lucifer and his entourage of "boring stars" in your closet, ok?

You know full well who my wife is and its not Meili. My wife doesn't even speak English all that well, she's Mexican. You pea-brained gimp with one hand down yer pants and the other on your keyboard. (Why I'm responding to a clod with no heart is beyond me.)

Please don't say you're sorry. Unless you're talking about your state of being, in which case...right on..we couldn't be in more agreement.

Now back the f*** off dirt lover...unless watching my ego writhe and my heart go numb is entertaining for you and your Dark Lord, in which case HAVE AT IT. You'd both be transparent and amusing if I stopped to think about it.

I don't feel like stopping, nor do I feel like thinking about it.

And tell your Master that I said thanks for the soul infection. Let him know my spiritual immune system is handling it well, its the initial throes of "fever" that are the hardest to handle. And this is as bad as its gunna get. He'll never get to me like he's gotten to you...

See, I'll recover...you won't. And neither will he.

(And that's how ya do it folks.)

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lotusheartone
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posted September 16, 2005 04:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lotusheartone     Edit/Delete Message
Where has all the magic gone
the hope for everyone?
back to the beginning
which is the end
Mother and Father Lucifer and ???
Osiris + Isis = Set + Nephtys
Horus = ???
we're missing things
anyone know what they are?
Light = Dark
these polarities
have to be there
to create the
paradox
of
pax et bonum
Love and Light

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Grasshopper
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posted September 16, 2005 06:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Grasshopper     Edit/Delete Message
Mak. Daf. No more. Not in this forum.

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"The reason why birds can fly and man cannot is simply that they have perfect faith; for to have faith is to have wings." ~JM Barrie

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